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  1. Amanda, so sorry to hear about li'l Tiny. YAY! Mattresses everywhere! AND: we must bring respective dogs, cats and civckebs.... . . . . . ..
  2. So true. .. . . .....gotta tell ya, I am SO tired after all these years of having to constantly apologize for the English language... . . . .
  3. Bevel's back!! We have missed you, cray-zeeee one! OMG......that MUST have been whot happened... . . . .....!! Heelarryus I'm there, Jyesss... . . . ....I'll be data-pointing and conferring with ya the whole way. NOT! Um, I'll be able to let you know when you've split an infinitive or dangled...
  4. Gad, I really do wish that I HAD made this up... . . ......quite phunne here, but I was not within a very......appreciative? like-humoured? laid back?? NORMAL???.....audience at the time. Trans-Canada, Trans-Vaginal - - same inflection, same number of syllables, same intonation... . . ....an easy, almost expected slip, wouldn't everyone say? ...
  5. Gad, I cannot remember what on earth I wore to satisfy this nuptual tradition... .. .....I probably borrowed a blue clown nose or sumo diaper from my dad. ... .....
  6. Good Morning, psills! I've been thinking about Amanda's baby squirrel.... ......such a wee little thing. How is he doing, Amanda? And also Ptaoughmghmnuss's appointment. Hope he stops in soon to report on that. Leeeeesargh! Less than two weeks to go - - are you ready? Does your daughter have something old, new, borrowed and blue?
  7. YES! Instead of New Zealand, let's all head to Clovis together! ........Um, yeah.... . . . . . . . ...in January.
  8. Yes..... . . ..meandering and slow. No wildlife crossing.
  9. All right, I must recount to you all what transpired a couple of nights ago, the evening before MIL flew home. We were at the B and SIL's place for dinner, with in-laws literally everywhere I looked. MIL was discussing how challenging it can be driving any great distances during the long winters up in Whitehorse where she lives. The Trans-Canada Highway...
  10. Shroomie, have you been to Canada? NZ is at the top of my list of Countries I Want to Get To In My Lifetime. (((((Sigh))))). . . . . . . ....... . SoOooOoOooOOOOooo far away.. .. . . ... ...
  11. Holee crap! We have just uncovered the two places on earth where Shroomie has not been!
  12. Joooooodie! Yer post had me larfin'... .. .....You are a busy bee! Dear gawd, POeter, this is hanus. It must absolutely smell hanus in many parts of the city. Windsor is at 100 days, are they not, of no garbage pick-up? Unions! BAH! Excuse the foray into political waters. ..... .. .. Speaking of which, got a good look at Barack...
  13. Our lunch was postponed until next week, but in her email to reschedule she did tell me that hackers got into her profile and began sending "horrific" messages to all of her friends, her photos were sent everywhere and she began getting messages from people she did not know. Evidence of phishing appeared, as well. I'll get more details when I see her. She...
  14. GoOooOOoOoood Sunday morning, peeps! Nik! Are you following the British Open? Simply fantastic - - 59 year-old Tom Watson could win the whole thing, over a bunch o' kids... ...... .. ... T'would be a big one for the record books. Just luuuuuuuuurve Underdog Stories. . . .. .... POeter! What a phab big fellow in yer av - - this must be your famous...
  15. Highly recommended.... . . .......again, everyone will be so much more easily tolerated. I've been to three baby showers in the past six months, and boy, did I need alcohol at each of them - - none to be found, however. Loved the mothers-and-dads-to-be, but was often at a loss with their great-aunts, second cousins, work-sharing partners,...
  16. Gawd, yes! There's the best idea........I stay drunk all the time. Then everybody is so much easier to tolerate... . .. . ....!
  17. Fantastic, Jyess! Just lurve when this happens - - throw some heavy alcohol at a boring, reserved, straight-back-and-sides individual and watch a new person germinate........Of course, the new personality can be horrific, but more often in my experience it is suddenly someone whom I wanna be around all the time, and I proceed to try to get them drinking...
  18. Good Morning, Psills! Yes, 'tis mighty quiet since my return..... . . . . .wish I'd been around last night wif ya, Shroomie. Still a little jetlagged, a bit off - - and me being the way I am to start with, one can imagine how .....interesting....I am presently. I am meeting a good friend for lunch this aft. She emailed me a brief message yesterday...
  19. Yep, absolutely. THAT would be silly!
  20. Well, c'mon, it's not like we're talkin' about an Masters in English er sumphin'. .. . . . ... This is excellent, Jyess! You smarty-sciency-numbers-yuckystuff-pants, you!
  21. ....And Big Pharma, when there's big money to be made. . . . . ...... Jyaghnutt! Gawd, what a relaxing time, with three murderers/serial rapists traipsing through the woods behind you.... . . . . ..you shoulda had Soooozle's skull-crusher in yer back pocket. . . ... ... No escaped cons hiding in our neighboUrhood.... . . . . . .....
  22. Uh, oh, Nikkers... . . ....feelin'.. . . .....swiney? Two of DD's closest friends came down with the swine flu last month. They were diagnosed the week after all three of them spent the night together at a sleepover. They were a little feverish, achy and very tired for a couple of days. That was it. Sophie did not develop any symptoms. I...
  23. Between fits of laughter, she assured us that she did not. Ya gotta picture her - - a very proper, English, wizened seventy-eight year old lady .... . . ...... It actually was very funny, looking at her with raised eyebrows as she stood by our bed showing us the broken frame and wheel.... . . Agh, better than the last two visits - - roof dent (!...
  24. Good morning, peeps! Shroomie, that bread looks terrific......and all the more importantly, EASY> I have bookmarked it, and will make a loaf when the weather cools down a titch. DH is currently delivering MIL to the airport. An eighteen-day stay (ten of which we were NOT here......whew). She slept in our bed while we were away, and when we...
  25. Wait! Leeeeesargh. . . . . . . .............are you demonstrating here, with emoticons, the way the seamstress was looking at yer daughter in her dress? 'Cause, um....... . ..if so.. . . . . ....... . . . ....ya may wanna... . . . . . . ........ask her what's goin' on in 'er head.... .. . . . . . ... August 1st is the big day! My nephew...
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