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  1. Soooozie, I do hope you get a handful o' Lance's bum. .. . . ...I am certain that he has quite a spectacular backside. But for some reason, I suspect that he doesn't smell great. . . . . ..
  2. Jeez! My husband's constant pharting could in actual fact be testicular purring?? The very thought. . . .......yes, sometimes, now that I ponder it, it can sound rather like a low motor running .. . . .. ... Hmph! Contentment, not childish rudeness. . . . . . . ..who'd a thunk?? I'm telling ya, he'd better not show up at my house...
  3. Bevel!! What a gorgeous child! You look like a wee faerie princess. . .!! OMG.....Bev and her sis, headin' fer NYC..... ....Start spreadin' the news. . . . ...♪ ♫
  4. Mygawd, Jyagnutt. . .. . ...how in HELL did you find that random quote of Soooozie's?? Quite amazingly wackl, you is. . . . .
  5. Pahteee, I forgot to mention yer adorable li'l cherubic phace....was this on a cereal box, er sumfin'? I think I would buy just about anything if it had THAT gorgeous smile on the package! We could use the pic as the demo cover for our Celiac C/D. . .... Well, I dunno about him bringing his own crutch tip, but the pitching-in with shovelling...
  6. Hmmmmmm.....we don't allow any phone usage in the ho'tub. . . ...there is a big safety sign on the side of the tub warning against this. Dunno why, as 'tis not electrical.. .. ....so Barack in fact may turn down my invitation, as he would be asked to kindly leave his blackberry on the kitchen table. Actually, we are getting 10 cm of psnough overnight...
  7. YES! Set to Beethoven's Pastorale, methinks. .. . ...starting and stopping, lots of crescendos, explosive percussion . . .. . . .. Sooooozie's got Lance and his entourage whizzing past her house! None of them will need the special musher blankies on their route. .. . ... This road closure sounds just like what's happening here effective...
  8. Um.. . . . .well, yes......in the world of Walmart photo frame models..... .. .but not around my house in the late sixies.. . . . . . .. Tareeeesuh! This whole thing had me larfin' . . . . . ... I wanna come, too! I can play in the dirt VERY WELL. A compact disc on celiac disease. . . . ... all the strange and wondrous noises...
  9. Gooood Mornin', Psillies! Sooooozle's blankie smells like barph. . . . ... We need to see The Phamous Promotional Pahtee-as-Child Pic!..... Michelle is in seventh coming out of Scroggy Creek (a place I MUST visit.....in fact, with a name like that, it should be our meeting ground for the big Psilly Psummit).... Gahh, POeter...
  10. Um.... .. ... . why?.. . . . . . . are you.....uh... . . . .. .. offering, Leeeesar.. . . . ?? ....Um, I'm good, incidentally. . . .
  11. NO!...... ... . . new av, puleeze! HEY! New av fer you, too, puleeeeze, POeter!
  12. Bunnie!! I probably have your pic up on my mantle! Sounds like you must have done some frame-modelling.........
  13. Gad, Jya-gnutt........the hideous kid and the poor kid...... . never captured on philm. . .. . .... And, um.. .. . . . I have actually done this with Infant Walmart Frame Models.. . . .I have two lovely baby pics in li'l pewter frames on my mantle, and I assume people think they are me. One baby is vaguely Asian. .. . ..but lovely, and a bit blurry...
  14. Bev is a Crazy Bulbous Lady! There are NO baby pics of me, anywhere.. . . . quite incredible, really. Everyone I know has at least one or two baby pictures filed away, but there were NONE taken of me. I was the ugliest, and I mean ugliest, baby around. This I know becauseI have seen 8 mm film of me, taken by my dad all those years...
  15. Oh, it's SOOOO PHUN scanning old photos into yer hard drive, and then putting them up on Da Book! I love this........Last week I came across my kindergarten class photo, and began to wonder if there could possibly be anyone on earth who would be remotely interested in seeing it.. . . ... ..uh, no. After all, it ain't a road trip to Alaska, which I am...
  16. What? You guys talk about havin' cookies and other silly stuff on other threads besides THIS ONE?
  17. ....Yes.....how DID Pahdeigh know about 7 o'clock cookies at the Sawyers?? Nikerler! As you are the new Monarch, your minions (i.e., feline subjects) are out on the hunt, lightning-swift with their bugles and hounds, rounding up the kill for your Royal Evensong Feast. Blood-soaked and weary, they have returned to you with the game left strewn across...
  18. I know......'Twas exhausting. .. .... . ..until I got to a part about verbs and direct objects. . ......
  19. OMG. . . . something that I am just SO INTIMATELY familiar with. .. . . . grep is a Open Original Shared Link text search utility originally written for Open Original Shared Link. The name is taken from the first letters in global / regular expression / print, a series of instructions for the Open Original Shared Link text editor. Open Original Shared...
  20. Mornin', Peeps! Ptaoughmghmn, may you have a day completely devoid of faux grepping.. . . . ...I hear ya on that one, and just HATE when that happens. . . . .. A superb day in sports. . . . ....the Ottawa Senators have now won five in a row, and continue a thrilling charge for the playoffs (um.....as if, but one lives in hope). .. . . . ...
  21. Well.....here's the latest in the hospital saga: I was asking my dad how he's been sleeping, as he's had some real trouble since he's been admitted having a good night's sleep.....and this, of course, is so important in his recovery. Rehabilitation is next to impossible with a patient who is only averaging an hour of sleep every night. So, Dad told...
  22. Or if ya hafta do a very sudden poop??!
  23. OMG. . . . . ... Jya-gnitt!! You have thought of an ingenious new market ploy for these ridiculous snuggie blankets!! They are the Yukon Quest/Championship Musher's best friend! The Musher Blankie - - for the athlete who stands on the edge of a sled for hours on end, in -50 temperatures with windchills that are astounding . .. ....arms are cozy, but free...
  24. The Wee Mr. P!! ...Snugglin' into yer neck, Soooooze...... I canna stand it . . . . .!! Well, can you believe my dad is STILL in hospital? He was moved on Friday to the geriatric rehab unit, where seniors work with physiotherapists and occupational therapists to get home-ready once again.....he'll be in the unit for at least a week, as he has...
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