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Judy!! Legs up above shoulders........whoa..... . . . what in hell are you doing over there??! -
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I phorgot to comment on this before, Amanda......I'm with everyone on this situation. You need to be with John right now, while you are just a twosome....relish this time, because as Patti says, it changes forever once you have your first baby, and you'll never be just the two of you again! You're absolutely right, you do NOT need to be weighed down by... -
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Good Sunday morning, all! Shaping up to be a good day. Mom and Dad are coming over for dinner, and this morning we are heading over to the Canadian Museum of Civilization to be spectators at the World Flugtag Competition: Open Original Shared Link Looks excellent! OMG......lack of sleep just makes my kids' misdemeanors... -
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It's SO great that you found this place, Judy! Now you must stay wif us........! -
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Must be the scientist in you, Jess...... We'll now know that as soon as we start seeing Jess's posts littered with words like "insurmountability", "electroencephalographically" and "Pseudoantidisestablishmentarianism", she has fallen in love. -
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Yay! I'm replying in my normal, slim window again....Jess, your scream is now far enough away. But never too far in our memories.......... ... Incredible how my little emoticons were reconfigured when I had this crazy mega-window....they were all stretched out, as well. Only the top six were visible, and squashed like li'l bugs....... I... -
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Whooooa.......help. PeOter! The window for the posts on my computer is fine, now - - back to normal....but my reply screen that I am currently typing in is still ridiculously stretched!! What in hell?? -
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HOLY CRAP!!! My page is SOOOOOO stretched...........Jess, the very power of your screams! I sit in dizzy awe of its effect on our universe..... Okay, that's another post.......think that'll do it........ -
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Janet! Way to go...... .. . .All's well in recovery land! You sound....very....well, undrugged..... Really cool if it were a COWbell........ You said it....me, too! Note that I've said nothing in greeting to johnsmom, to raise the chances of her staying around. However, I do NOT see her...... . . Do you think that... -
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Yes!! Susie's beautiful soul....... .SO glad it's back here wif us...... Absolutely! We could set things up so that Brett goes into PeOter's shop to pick up some kitty litter for his two cats, and Susie's just started her first shift.........and the rest could be history.... Jaaaaaaaa-knit!! Please check in......... -
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Good morning, Sillies! Lisa! This sounds like an amazing rendezvous! Thank you so much for this generous invitation. October, eh?.......have to check this out......... Out of Body Experience?....Wow. I could use me one 'o those...... I think you may be, as well, Susie.... . .. .Lack of nutrition can do unbelievably negative things... -
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Susie!! DAMN! I still want you to meet my brother!! -
Way to go, Sarah!
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That it is..... . .. .so happy for you, Susie. Brighter days are coming! Absolutely. Works here. Great job, Sarah! I so admire how you handled this whole thing - - with such passion, tenacity, and professional know-how. You got 'em, girl! -
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Well, it certainly sounds like this should have been his name....... . . Up here, we tend to call 'em woodies.... . .. Now, now....truly, we are losing focus, here. It matters not who first spoketh the word - - what is important is the fact that the word has been said. A couple of times. -
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Yes! And Cool Whip has a lower calorie, sugar-free version for those who may need it...... -
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I know wif bloodsuckers that ya can't pull off yer skin, sprinkling salt on it will make it all shrivel up, retract and fall off. Wonder if it'd work the same way with the other thing....... We must all put a salt shaker in our bedside drawer, and try it, I suppose........ I, too, am constantly wondering this.....I... -
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Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh........ Actually, Ptaoughmghmn, 'tis not real "news", here........we all had a pretty good idea that this was the case with you. Something about the way a man types, the expressions he uses, his tone.... . . .. women can usually just.......tell. -
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Yes! Happens to me regularly.... .little priceless nuggets of information that I can ferret away....... Oh! Yes, if we think of this, then salt would work quite well with a stuck penis....... Y'know....slugs and bloodsuckers retract when salted.......I should think that salt would work even better than sugar! Hmmmmm..........circumcision... -
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...Yes! And if the dog were diabetic, would Splenda do the trick? -
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Yep, me, too........ But gawd............. . . . . I just cannot stop thinking of a sugary, stuck penis... ...... . ... Help me! -
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Good morning, Sillies! Wow, some late nighters! Judy and Patti, I do hope you finally found a good stretch of sleep. Thinking of Janet.... . .she's being wheeled in shortly, I imagine. Wonder if she inked a big "X" on the offending knee? Or are BOTH knees getting done? OMG....Nickerler..... .. Here we come up with, in the most unbelievably... -
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Oh, lovely! Sophie's just made a big bowl of microwave popcorn to munch on in front of the TV. It has questionable "natural flavouring" listed on the package. Ah, hell! Jus' hand me a Glutenease! .........WARNING TERRITORY????!!!!!! -
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Oh, I MUST head over to check this out...... Youse guys.....ya got me travelling off this thread like nobody's bidness.......! -
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DOUBLE YIPES! Gad, now it's overboard........! Yes, I would think you may have to fool around with the dosage a bit, Sarah.....give it a good couple of days! Ptaoughmghmus! Get out to that music!!