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Hang in there! I'm so sorry about your accident...such rotten luck! But increased physio can only help! Good luck.
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What a dad, Sarah! What does he NOT do? You must put up a pic of him....I am fascinated by and infatuated with all artisans....... Hmmmmm....yes, the illiterate individuals..... . . . .could provide an illustration, or I could now use American Sign Language. Only thing is, I only know "penis", "vagina", "lesbian" and "helicopter". Well... -
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Sarah!! What incredible work your dad has done! He is a gifted artist. Makes me want to give myself a shake, get up off me idle arse and begin creating artwork again.....sigh....... YES! I hand out copied pages of Sillyville to my classes to translate....How do you think I knew Glandes Analles? Yes! Amanda!! Who in hell... -
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OMG....Who is POOP WEEDSA??! This is fantastic.....I must know who this is...... Probably not as phun as "roller coaster" or "barf"....How about "diarrhea"? Oh ma gaaaaaaaaad...... Intertwined peace signs.......... "tongue" as a verb.....Gits me every time......... -
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Morning, Sillies! Okay, I'm ready to pracitice my penis sign..... Index finger? I suppose you could change that to another finger (or the thumb ) depending on to whom you are referring........ . Well described, Lisa! Okay, how about "lesbian", then? I should think this word makes the hands look beautiful when signed....... Busy day... -
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OMG......I'm trying to figure out HOW, Lisa, you can possibly show us the way one says the word "penis" in American Sign Language.....I must see this......... I am imagining all kinds of ways........... Good stuff wif yer son, Lisa! What a smart guy.... -
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Hmmmm...well, I guess it depends on how far east you wanna drive. If you want to stay within the Toronto/Niagara area, I can strongly recommend Wasaga Beach....Open Original Shared Link Georgian Bay is a pristine place...truly magical - - lots to see and do there. The Canadian side of Niagara Falls is terrific, as well.....Niagara-on-the-Lake is a beautiful... -
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Well, just got back from an engagement party (yes, this is the new thing......couples have a party about a year before their wedding (?), it's called an "engagement" party, and it's a potluck....I don't remember anyone having anything like this twenty years ago....) Anyway, it's my middle nephew getting married next August. This party was an hour away... -
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Way to go on those cookies, Janet! Love to hear when this happens....... Yay!! Such a terrific name for a wee thing.......BORIS suggests formidable size and strength, somehow! Oh, remember it well..........a trip back to the late seventies (early eighties?)...guffawing in the movie theatRE....I was SO young....like... -
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OMG.......perhaps. Would we classify it under organ meat? We do not normally eat any glands....pancreatic meat, thyroid steaks, pituitary roast (whoa....that'd be one small cut)...... Janet's back! Tell us truthfully, now....how much laundry do you have? Please do NOT iron a thing..... Too hard for me....I gave up some time... -
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Good Sunday Morning, Sillies! Ah! I missed the return of Anna last night! You are made of the good, strong stuff we need 'round here, girl.....Your name means gracious and merciful - - I dunno how that's gonna fit in with us bunch of tell-it-like-it-is, no holds barred characters. Grace and mercy in Sillyville?? It'd be a foist....... A PENIS... -
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Okay, lemme make sure I've got this down.... . .. .scrotum first.... ....then penis......ironing..... . . (we could slide "lesbian" in here, as it does make one's face look so nice when enunciated).....all right, and after all that, anal glands can be tossed out. Got it. Dropping the kids of at the pool? -
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Anna? Aaaaaaaaa-naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?? Gaaaaawwwwwd,........ Oh, hell!.....if ya scoot after a mere mention of anal glands, ya jus' don't stand a chance here over the long haul..... . . . .. I also mentioned penis slings, didn't I?.......... Oh, c'mon, Anna...........these are just things we.....mention............from... -
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Hey, hey!! Not so fast........Guys, I smell another phunny 'un here..... Anna! Welcome to the craziness! You do NOT want to crawl back to your corner, now that you're in this vast expanse of hilarity and mirth, lightning-speed and rife with nonsensical splendour..... .. . . ....and the odd penis sling...... ...and.... ...dare... -
Happy Birthday, Scott!!!!!! . . .. . . ... .. . . .. .. . .. . . . . . .. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. .... . . . . . . . . . . . . . ............(floating balloons)............
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Superb..... But Carla never seems to jump in the car and drive away....ever. She scares me...and she's amazing...... Yay! Ptaoughmghmn, is this for smoking specifically, or just a general please-make-me-well again? Nikki, with what does one mark the 20th wedding anniversay? The 25th is silver...... Clay? Sand? Astroturf... -
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Here, as well, Nickerler..... . . .bloody thick, wet, steaming blanket o'ertop o'me....... Turkey??! How wonderful! You Europeans are so fortunate to be geographically close to one another. You get on a plane, fly for a couple of hours, and you're in a completely different culture, language, government. I get on a plane, fly for a couple of hours, and... -
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Morning, Sillies! Amanda! Great win! Hope that covers the gas that it took to get there, and then some.... What a clever rendering of a bee sting, Lisa! Much like a flowchart..... Thanks for dat, PeOter! I had no idea you guys had a Whole Foods. Must get there on my next trip to Wards Island, and stock up... -
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Mygawd, Patti! Ground bees? Lord, I've never heard of such creatures. Like land sharks? Thank goodness you only got away with one sting! -
Hi, Peter! I'm in Ottawa. I used to order my Kinnikinnick products form their website and have it delivered, but I've since found a health food store in town that carries almost everything in their frozen section....a great find! The one chain that hasn't made it up here, and boy, do we need it, is Whole Foods. We went shopping in one while we were...
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Dear gawwwwwd....phorgot about that....interesting....avatar. Patti, you look FABULOUS. Don't anybody believe her. Jack told me after our great evening, "Patti is really pretty. She looks about 36. I think Mark kind of looks like her dad". Gawd, Patti, don't tell Mark that.......... -
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Nikki! Poor wee Barphin' Boris.....! Do keep us posted........ The less weight a creature is, the less time he can manage without fluid. I agree with Patti - - should take him to the vet tomorrow am if he hasn't consumed SOMETHING...... I believe I could manage quite a while, thank you..... -
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Bah! Nope, no ballcocks. But there are SIX big guys on my roof right now....I think they sent so many to get it done pronto, before any rain starts up. So far, so good. Judy! I believe that is a little miraculous sign from God, letting you know he's there for you...... -
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Morning, Sillies! Well, at 6:45 this morning, I hear loud clomping around and banging on my roof - - yep, the guys are back, there's presently NO rain falling, so off they go again. I quietly went over to my back hedge at 6:00 and interrupted Mr. Chow in full Early Sun Pose. I asked him if he knew any pose that would keep rain away....like the classic... -
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I think it's stupendous that we have Magic Mods holding or forum together....... . .. I am held captivated in wonder by you all.... Really!