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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Morning, all! Just checked the morning paper - - The Ripper isn't in there, yet. He's driving me nuts..."Will it be in tomorrow?! By the weekend? WHEN?!" Pretty exciting for a kid... I was chatting with my mom yesterday about the whole world economy/cost of living/fossil fuel crisis, and she said, I believe, this exact sentence... -
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WOW! This is exciting.....something clandestine's afoot..... I think that any moderator who partakes in superfluous question-and-answer activity, who admits that they might eat fecal matter and sprout a little bum on their forehead, well...I think they may be watched very carefully, and perhaps let go. Is it a mere coincidence that Moderator Amanda... -
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Way to go, Susie! This is production extraordinaire! Phunny, but here we haven't seen a jump in food prices - - yet....(looking askance for wood to knock). Dunno why this would be. Oracle Peter? I cannot STAND my diabetic Edna right now!! Want......some.....chocolate....chunk....ice cream....... -
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Walked into an embassy soiree, a black tie affair (astonishing I was even there, come to think of it), and the back of my dress was tucked up in my panty hose. DH did NOT notice, as he was staring at the beautiful female diplomats from Sweden and Spain..... The Icelandic Ambassador quietly moved beside me and whispered the problem, but his accent was SO... -
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Sigh......but there's no winning there......... My diabetic Catherine makes it agonizingly difficult to lose weight once it's on. Very heinously tricky - - adjusting the insulin, modifying exercise time, diligently testing and watching for insulin reactions....just too tough. So, the ten pounds will, I know, stay on. I need a more hideous... -
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Yes, most countries in Europe don't have nearly the distances to drive that we tend to here in North America. But still.....you guys are paying over twice what we are here, and two and a half times what the Americans are. Craziness. ...And that is why we saw virtually NO SUVs in England or France.... A good thing, really. HEINOUS skirt-in-the... -
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In Ottawa we're at $1.20 a litre, which is $4.45 a gallon. You think we Canucks have it bad - - ask Nikki what they're paying! -
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I would never do that. I wouldn't want to sound silly....... -
Hmmmmm...that's odd.....I did not get a chance to make them, but I read a couple of other posts from people who did, and said that they were not good. Dunno if that would be enough reason, though....
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Mygawd.....I, as well, have certainly been choking in bed as a result of DH's pharting, but it has not been from laughter..... -
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Brilliant....shall tell this to the students - - see if they get it. Yes......Or, even better, stare intently at said lawyer after he delivers you a question and quietly say, "Well.....before I answer that I must know something about the defendant, and you, for that matter. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with suction cups on the... -
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Morning, all! Nope, never done jury duty before, Amanda...hopefully it will not be a complicated, drawn-out case if you are selected to sit. You can always act like you've got a screw loose during the interviews, and they'll pass you up. Wow - - many of us here would likely be eliminated early on, methinks. Now WHY did no one give me one of... -
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Well....if you really think about it....nothing equals eating poop but...well, eating poop. -
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What a comic genius John Candy was....I just looked at him, and I laughed.... Open Original Shared Link -
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Yes, but Sarah has her limits, don't forget. She'll get as gross as eating poop from questionable sources...but little feet dangling from her chin? THAT is just too far...... Janet! I'm off to find the youtube clip....... -
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Gaaaaahhhhhhh..... GROSS ME OUT THE DOOR.......... But you're right, Sarah. Nothing chunky. Something that's been, like....Cuisinart-ed, maybe.... Good news about the de-paining, Jess. So, the newspaper photographer just came over and took shots of The Ripper and me. I wanted to submit some of my photos from Walmart frames, but the... -
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OMG..... Yes, of course....eatin' yer OWN would be okay...... -
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I'll quote Patti on this one: Um............A little bum growing out of yer head is just too freaky-gross.....but eating a turd of poop is manageable?..... Nope. No clarification. Um.........again....... There is some fecal matter that would be acceptable to ingest, and others not? And what has been digested... -
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Mygawd, Patti - - and I thought I was dating myself...... Actually, I would love to have had that Love and Marriage video playing on a big screen behind us as we danced....such fabulous footage of great romantic screen moments.... Nikki, you never told us whether you'd eat some poop to have perfect health. But wait - - you already have that.... -
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I was thinking of you, Bev, when I posted the question. Figured you'd be right on board.... Considering how I can feel my gag reflex culminating at the mere thought of a large piece of poop on a plate in front of me, and my fork poised, I just don't think I could manage it, even with the guarantee of the diabetes disappearing. Haven't got strong... -
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Gidday, Sillies! Wow, it was indeed quiet yesterday...I was thinking back to last summer when we were in parade-planning mode...I'd leave the computer for an hour, check back and there would be two pages to read! I think there was a stretch where we hammered out ten pages a day... Well, Alex's wedding is soon, is it not? Time to put the floats through... -
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94 F...About 38 C. Yes, it was the same teacher denying her access to water the whole time. A young, very pretty teacher, new to the school.... She was gone the following year. Anyways, our claim will end up being thousands upon thousands of dollars.... New front teeth for ma girl. Well......she could have broken her jaw, but was very... -
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Leave the absinthe to me....... HEY!! Some great news for our cause! The Ripper has been really wanting to write a letter into our local newspaper about his experience on a gluten-free diet. Yesterday, he sat down at the computer and composed a very mature, well-thought out letter. We emailed it off as last night. My cell phone rang at 8:3... -
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Janet's done it again! A beautiful shot of you and Bev - - now we're getting to see the REAL you - - Mrs. Chong....... I would think that Sillyville's Monarchal Representative is whoever the current Monarch is. Who in hell IS it right now....?....Did Patti in fact usurp the Silly it had been, whom I cannot presently remember? Was it Jess... -
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Bev!! What a beeeeeooooootiful dog Sadie is.....Mygawd, how on earth will you be able to give her away? It would be SO tough for me to be doggie foster-mom. I would just keep them all, and have twenty three dogs at the end of a year. Hope you're feeling better soon, Bev. WOW! I never win ANYTHING........ Well, Sophie's appointment...