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  1. This is one of the most incredible things I've ever seen. Ya gotta watch it all...it's worth it! Open Original Shared Link
  2. Amanda! Thinking about your cubie mate..... TINY BIRKENSTOCKS.......!! I did not clarify the fringe element with the Ripper...One supposes you would have to grow them extra long to cover the li'l bum. Then you'd perhaps just look cro-magnon...large brow ridge...hmmmmm.... Well.....it may actually be worse...
  3. Morning, All! I have slept well, but I still remain uncertain about little hanging chin-feet vs. small forehead buttocks. I will ask the students this morning, and it will provide an opportunity for a lively, coloUrful and animated debate using some sound English vocabulary and likely the conditional tenses. I know...
  4. OMG.... Okay...Jack has another tough question for us all to debate. Another choice to make: You must choose either option, or you will be dead. Would you rather have: A small (but unproductive) butt on your forehead.... OR Two little feet dangling...
  5. Oh, that HEINOUS BELL CANADA! What a waste of your time, Peter... Here is what you should have forcefully told these inept telephone people and technicians: "Look...I'll have you know that I hold official Oracle status. I therefore do NOT suffer fools gladly..." You mention the Oracle designation, and watch them snap to attention.
  6. But Jess...you don't have to leave work! Throw 'em back there! Amanda! You're jogging? You held the rail one day, then the next you stood on it without moving, then the next you put it on at a very slow speed....right? Patti! Did you spend the afternoon with Jess in her wine-drenched lab? Chinese...
  7. Ah! Robert McCammon.....Swan Song and Gone South...... Brilliant works! Bryce Courtenay has some fabulous reads in the historical fiction category. He often focuses on Australia and South Africa.
  8. Janet! You saw my dad's E.C.T.S.R.S in the last season of his show! The phunny thing is, it really was a veggie tray, and yet if you made this story up, people would say, "Ah, c'mon...ya gotta change the part about it being a veggie tray. That putrid a stench just can't come from there. it's too unbelievable"..... ...
  9. Well....I haven't heard that one before. "Honestly, it was a vegetable tray that was brought in!! Really, man!"
  10. OMG....yes, I remember those days well. Poop is the best....somehow swiped across a white sleeve.... Hey, you were doing somefin' with the earth...good enough for me. Hey!! Is this the same heinous chick who you've had trouble with before? To hell with the yeti's poop....send the yeti himself over to her desk. He can look...
  11. Morning, Sillies! Went out and gave my tree a BIG hug this morning. Then I came in and walked by my husband. HA! Something a little wrong, here..... Patti! You're likely having the test redone as we speak. I had a high false reading on my potassium levels not long ago, which scared me back for a redo. It was the same type of technical error that...
  12. Patti, a loser you're not! It must be the right decision...We come around to things for a reason. Well, this will be okay, too, Patti...get the re-test tomorrow, and on you go....
  13. At lunch today, everyone toasted my parents and were chanting for a speech. So, never a man to pass up an opportunity to address a crowd, my dad struggled to his feet and told the story of the most memorable anniversary gift he bought for my mom. Apparently, he forgot their 25th, greatly angering my mom. So the next year my mom warned him the night...
  14. She is. Well....I think Gus is.....hmmmm, that's a toughie...... ...Could be the taxidermist company that provides those lodges and hunters' cabins with the big stuffed bison and caribou heads....perhaps they're seeing a market for little heads, for the bachelor apartment-dwelling, redneck sportsman.... NeighboUrs....yes...
  15. WOW..... Jess, could you please have a dream like that about me? Yes, I have been feeling that I must go outside and Be One with the Earth, something of a challenge as I am not a big gardener. So I went out, stood before my huge, majestic, dying chestnut tree, put my arms as far around its massive trunk as I could, and hugged it. Like...
  16. Yeeeeesssssss!! A virtual high-five with you, Amanda! That is great news. Life becomes SO much better when you get a good, unaided night's sleep!..... Off to the celebratory anniversary lunch at the retirement home... Wonder if Mom will wear her bib?
  17. Good Morning, Guys! This pristine weather continues. 25 C today and tomorrow. Actually, we could use some rain to wash away all the yucky stuff (read: poop) that has emerged out of the snowdrifts. But none is in the forecast. Amanda! How did you sleep? Ah, only those who truly should. I should think it might.......
  18. We're considering two honey locusts.....hardy, fast-growing, big canopies....that's about all I know, but it all sounds good (too good to be true?).....
  19. For all that is known about this disease, there is still so much that isn't... Wouldn't that be something...to develop a sudden tolerance? Ahhhh, dare to dream.......
  20. Gaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........!!!! Pardon me.......just had. .. ..a vivid mental image.... . . .. My parents in the Garden of Earthly Delights.. . .. . .... . ....Nothing but fig leaves.. ... .
  21. Hafta tell me kids this..... I'll get two of these: Gad...Hope YOU got a couple o' badges fer all that.... Fairly certain the W is there...Wrack as a noun means destruction or chaos...a logical semantic leap to the verb "I wracked my brain trying to come up with the answer....suction cups or metal cleats?" So...
  22. I am, once again, soooooooooo lucky. Self-employed, part time (lots of the work is paper stuff at home), summers off.....I can work as much or as little as I want, really....drop a contract here, go searching for another there. The only minus about working for myself is that I'm doing everything--not just teaching. I'm marketing, administrating...all that...
  23. It's quiet 'round here today....guess the west coasters are up and about, now...Nikki, you're seeing to supper... Wonder how Sarah is? ....And Peter's phone line....
  24. Morning, Sillies! Amanda! Your sleeping patterns are staying steady--this is terrific. Methinks this is your new status quo. AAAAArrrrrgggghhh!! The Bell Canada Behemoth rears its ugly head..... Good luck with the big, ineffective, no-competition-so-we-don't-care cartel, Peter. Here's hoping that, at the very least, the techie who comes...
  25. We are. Now, Ptaoughmn....What's going on in Calgary right now? Are you not on the edge of your seat, speechless with excitement, as SJ tries to clinch it in six games?! Calgary could pull this game out, then it's game seven..... I know, I know...but you must simply humour me...I'm a silly little Canuck, wif an obligatory hockey obsession....
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