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  1. elye
    Coprolite?! I just saw a coloUr pic of that this morning!!
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    Ah, but would poop pics strike you the same way, Sarah? I turned the page of our paper just now and saw the remainder of the article on this prehistoric find, and there is a colour pic of the poop. Looks just like modern poop. Some things never change, I guess... Hmmm. Yes, why nine minutes? Perhaps it's metric time, er sumfin'...... ...
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    Morning, Amanda et al!! yes, I agree...this week has crept along...... I read this article in our paper this morning... 'T'would indeed be interesting to meet the individuals who would knowingly (or not knowingly) compromise these findings by pooping within their work site. Mygawd....that would be like me pooping in the Embassy boardrooms...
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    Yes......stronger than mine, anyway..... I DID read it, and it's really grossing me out the door. This awful little creature is almost worse to think about than any that are expelled anally.....:spinningpeasoupface:
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    Oh, we've got a worm theme prevailing around here.... Jack brought home his first assignment in their spring science curriculum on parasitic creatures. It's the lovely little guinea worm...... Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww............. Open Original Shared Link ....Now, now, Patti - - leave this alone.....no more messing with web page addresses.......
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    Patti. This is HEINOUS. OMG.........!!!!!!! A Bloodless Coup!!!!!........By our own Patti....Our angelic, nurturing, innocent, in-her-jammies-by-nine Patti...... So clever...so deviously BRILLIANT....move all the posts back by two, causing a shift in the royal flipover position. All it takes is a quick, stealthy...
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    As long as I get to be Monica.....Okay, just LOOK like her - - for an hour, even..... ...Or Parasite Twister...I've always thought that lots of things could be passed around during that game..... Patti, I could see us together in a cool little lofty apartment, with those crazy guys across the hall....you'd be on laundry...
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    Still not certain how this happened...someone switched the link address, just to be mean/rude/stoopid?....Was it perhaps the person who posted here from work a couple of pages back, claiming to be "not amused?"..... Janet!! Another project for you.....we need you to superimpose roomie behind Ptaum's worm in his new av. In fact, he...
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    Ahhhhh, FAN-F*CKIN'-TASTIC, Ptaum!!! Extra confetti and rice here....... You must report to us, Ptaum, at the FIRST sighting of anything moving or worm-like. Perhaps preface it with some kind of warning so that we can all get our barf bags in place....! I know, it is great news....Thanks so much, everyone, for...
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    Hey! Just got a call from the hospital - - Dad's coming home, so I gotta go get him. He's been there a month...can you believe it? It really does seem like a few days ago that he was admitted... Life just gets faster and faster.... ...particularly when counting those grey hairs you're speaking of. Seems like yesterday I coloUred it, and now I'm seeing...
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    Goeie More, Sillies!! (an Afrikaan Good Morning....cannot remember the Armenian....) How's the hair look, Sarah? Light can be good..... Amanda! What a superb idea...you must include a nice lunch between Sally Annes and Value Villages. I would love to do this with my mom, but until she gets her new knee put in (waiting list, of course...
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    Yes.....I think I would request this, as a potential date......
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    Ptaum. Big hugs here.....I can only imagine the pain of reading such petty complaints, situations that pale in comparison to the hell out of which you've brought yourself. But you have come a long way, Ptaum, from the time in your life when you were so ill....haven't you? You were very, very sick. Now you have some pretty good days, n'est-ce pas...
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    Ahhhhh, poop......Feel better, Ptaum.... Just thinking that perhaps I should, along with painting trompe l'oieul bikini bodies on bibs, whip up some head gear that one can wear on the face, hajib-style, with a bright, smiling, happy face beaming forth. Hey, my mom needs Elle MacPherson, others need a happy face.....
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    Now THAT is just as phunny!! I forgot about your trip, Janet. You're heading out to Bev Country, n'est-ce pas? She just mentioned something about having us all over. No fair! You get to really go!!
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    This is SO great...Patti, are you giving him glucosamine? OMG.....So.....THAT was your grandfather?!! Me, too....somefin' in the air. Our big male tom cannot be bothered to claw or bite anything...just wants to lie in the sun. Our little Tess, however, is so lovely, but only takes so much from Gus...she will eventually catch...
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    Hey, Patti, this is good news! The old gentleman gave you what for... I suspect that Whelm was in fact a man...probably a German man...say, Whelm Schmidt. He had a series of torrid love affairs, and left a trail of young maid's broken hearts in his wake. The word is from the resounding depression and helplessness of these poor girls as...
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    Good Morning, Sillies! Well, your splendid winds have made their way up here, Amanda...the trees are being buffeted about like crazy. Gus is standing out in the yard, snuffling and sneezing--quite phunny! All the talk about birthdays, and I never once even THOUGHT ABOUT my DH's, which falls on the 9th. Gad......another subscription to Runner's...
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    Yes, Susie, do this. Everything will be just jake.
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    ARCHIVED How Is Jerry?

    elye replied to JerryK's topic in Coping with Celiac Disease

    Welcome back, Jerry! A whole year ago...mygawd. You and I were involved in a race to post 500--you cleaned my clock. If you come and visit on the Tickle Me Elbow Thread, you can take part in the amazing things that transpire when you hit a big post number...'tis quite remarkable...
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    Hi, Susie! Oh, crrrrrrrrraaaaaap..... I'm so sorry you've got this crap goin' on. I just keep wanting to say, what can I do? But of course, you're not just next door! Again, though, we know you've got your David, now....this makes me feel much better.
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    Amanda! You are feeling bettah......Excellent. Gwen Stefani's dance tracks would make anybody feel better....Love her stuff.
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    But.......maybe Ptaum isn't really doing it......perhaps THAT was the April fools trick. Maybe he's feeling incredible (gee, it'd be great if this is the case)! Humaworm....this is a parasitic treatment? Sorry, I've just never had the noive to jump into the OMG thread, with its 2,000 intimidating pages...
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    That must be adorable -- gap-toothed children jus' melt my heart. Gap-toothed seniors, of which there are many at the retirement residence, oddly do not have nearly the same effect on me..... The individuals at my parent's dinner table: Jack is the opposite of your DD, Janet...he's just eleven, and needs...
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    Morning, Sillies!! Happy Anniversary, Sarah! I was going to come on with some insane story about my dad being a Roman gladiator last night when we visited him, and seeing the yeti sitting in a McDonalds on our way home, and then proclaiming, "Ha!! April fools!!" Then I realized that I do this kind of thing every day... We've been...
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