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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Whoa!!....I was certain that it's illegal to consume yeti meat! I'm sure it is here in Canada. Something to do with the yeti coming under the "cannibalism" status. After all, we don't know what the heck he is....maybe his DNA matches ours so closely, that hey, it would be like eating your hairy brother. Anyways, Susie, if you can legally indulge, remember... -
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Gah!! What? Brm? You use the ...brm...uh...bathroom?...to make chocolate cakes? Whoa....and they taste excellent? ...Gee...guess maybe I should try that....does one clean it first? -
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I don't even have to go back, as I remember vividly your initial reference to yeti, Jess. You were wondering if Tom's allergen that began with "Y" was yeti meat. I guffawed and guffawed at your spendid creativity, and vowed that I would bring the yeti up again when the proper moment came....However, I don't remember how I reintroduced him, and I'm always... -
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Differential equations??!! Auuuuuggghhhh, NO! Have mercy!! I beg you, no fast math moves!! -
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What a lovely girl Josie is, Janet...I think the best dogs are rescues. Papers mean nothin'...right, Gus? -
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Uh......haven't heard flock used as a verb before... And in the passive voice, yet(?)... I was flocked We have been flocked They will have been flocking Does this mean to be tricked? No, that's to be fleeced... Is it somehow sexual? I want to know if I want to be flocked. -
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...I'm just waiting for the word yeti to come up....Bring it on, Freerice!! -
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Why, I smell another job for our wonderful, Only-In-America CLOSET ORGANIZER LADY! Tom, you must get her contact info from Patti (or Nikki, who called her in for an emergency intervention to make room for the yeti). All she needs is the odd sandwich. Welcome to our insanity, Joyful! There's plenty to go around!... -
....Great...now TWO vortexes!!
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Yucky here today...dark and rainy. I suddenly remembered a quote that is on my list of favourites, from another hero of mine, The Great Oscar Wilde: At times I am so clever, I don't know what on earth I'm talking about... -
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Man, our seasons change just TOO MUCH here...minus twenty in the winter, plus thirty-five in the summer...and HUMID! We had snowflakes today, too. Gus likes to bite them. Such a childish goofball. Wait...I like to do that, too.... -
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Ya! You guys are weirdos!! -
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Ah, way to go, Nikki! I posted after you...well, my guesses weren't TOO far off... -
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That Dingo Quinoa stuffing looks delicious...must try it, and thanks for the reprint, Richard! Will have to make a couple of substitutions...One sub-standard poodle in place of dingo... Hmmm...Boxing Day....something to do with boxing up gifts for the poor, or having coins put in your box as a Christmas bonus...gotta help me on this one, Nikki... -
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That's a relief! So this means, then, that any leads we get on a unicorn, centaur or mermaid wanting to come overseas to enlist in our parade, we can pursue with no bureaucratic red tape! It's called "The Day After Christmas", huh? Why didn't WE think of that? -
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I thought everyone called it Boxing Day ...what's the day after Christmas called in the States? -
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Somebody else can measure his inseam this time! I'm wondering...there may be security issues with the yeti flying from Europe into the States. They may perhaps suspect that he is a terrorist in a large, furry costume. Our yeti is SO big, and Osama Bin Laden is about 6 foot 6...might they suspect? He'll be carrying no luggage, will be saying nothing.... -
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Well caught, Janet! Gahhhhh...What a birthday party over here...beginning to clean up. I believe there were twenty of us (my brood, my two siblings and their grown kids, grandkids and three great-grandkids)...I have a SUPERB shot of my dad as...incredibly..himself. I had trouble remembering it was him. I kept looking at this old man, without a full beard... -
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The most important information: WAS HE GOOD LOOKING? -
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Okay...the big Birthday Party is set to begin...Who will he be? Les? Or...Mother Theresa? Hillary Duff? Gene Simmons?....ahh, the suspense is killing me..... Stay tuned... -
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Good Sunday mornin', Sillies! Well, a new dog concern for us to all mull over. Last night I heard Gus's collar quite a bit, like he was shaking his head. And sure enough, this morning he is, in a most hilarious fashion, shaking his head like a dog does when he's wet, but slowly...like he's rocking his head back and forth. His ears are flapping...quite... -
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[Poor Annie needs Tena pads?-?....she'll need some doggie knickers (nothing fancy or frilly - don't want to draw undue attention to her wee little problem -
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Ha! Tom and I posted simultaneously...repeat boogie info... -
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I think this constantly as I participate in this thread...what poor newbie has just stumbled on here, thinking, "Gosh, I'm so overwhelmed and confused. Maybe these guys have an answer as to why this dermatitis stuff on my elbows tickles sometimes. Please, lord, let them have an answer...my life is a Hell..." Hey! There's a VITAL sixth meaning...Bogie... -
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I suppose the word "bogie", pronounced BOOGIE (at least up here), has a British origin as Nikki referred to snot as bogies. BOOGER (bugar, Susie!) is the American term. Hmmm..learn something new, and culturally-laden, every day. I will teach this on Monday in my vocabulary segment, as it could be a distinction these diplomats will need at some point in...