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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Okay....minus the Cary Grant glasses, the 1952 zoot suit, and the oiled, rat-pack hair, this is kinda what one is facing with my bro. (Same height, nose, mouth...ya know, the father-to-son genetic stuff. I agree, Janet...NoSoyBoy conjures up a vision of leotards and cape. Don't tell me that this was your username at one time, Tom. So not... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Cannot find one of him in my comuter, and my scanner's not working... Wait'll Christmas, Suzie. I'll take a good one of him then. Actually, he does look like my dad...I'll post one of dad when he was young, got a couple of those.... Okay, so picture my dad in his Dalai Lama persona. That's it! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
TMI, Tom.... Well...perhaps that uncomfortable feeling is simply being caused by things...changing. -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
I hear you, Nikki....Need The Triangle of Life!! (Wonder if there's one in Europe, and one over here?)... Sarah said grody . Haven't used that splendid word in eons... That man can wear whatever he likes.... Ah....but...is it the same one as last year? SO WHAT? Life is just far too short, isn't it, for that... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Geez, yeah....didya? Did I? ...Don't recall anyone but our model being naked... Gawd, can you imagine? Group Life Drawing 101...where everyone is naked. Y'now, just to get the artists into the true aesthetic feel of their naked models, and hopefully communicate it on the canvas. Man, I don't think anybody in my year partied quite enough for that... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Oh! I am the Sally Ann queen! Love it, too. Searching for hidden treasures...nothin' like it... Whaaaaaa? I cannot believe I missed such subject matter. I want in on this!! Where do you find these things, Bev? Royal edit dictates that royal representatives who have been absent MUST read ALL posts from when they... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Morning, Amanda, my fellow morning person! And shortly, to all other Sillies.... Yes! A rule I want to govern my life by...if I could only find that magic triangle. It's hidden, like the Bermuda Triangle, I just know it. One can press it and go immediately back over embarrassing, regretful moments (or hours...), like a Life Reset Button... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Tell! Tell! A vat of oil? Metallic glue and brain electrodes?...very yeti-like... I've missed something big in Alex's life! Who is Mr. Fathead?! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
I'll put him up in my av...gotta find a shot of him. You can tell me what you think. Unfortunately, Brett is very far from California...Toronto to L.A. is just over 3500 km (2100 miles), and I forget where you are in CA. But cyber-flirting is always a great thing... Ewwwwwwwwwww! His half-dissolved body?! I cannot even begin to imagine... -
ARCHIVED Extreme Pain And Bizzare Symptoms!
elye replied to num1habsfan's topic in Coping with Celiac Disease
Continuing to follow your story, Lisa....let us know when you have any info. More hugs! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Susie...Can't believe you're saying this, because I absolutely have the man for you, and I often think how unfortunate it is that there's no way to get you guys together. He is, I'm not kidding, the best catch I know of. Okay, he's my brother, but I can objectively say these things. I chatted with him last night, and honestly thought, "Yep. He and Susie... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Man.....posted a long-winded but thoughtful piece at 8:00 this morning, full of many witty remarks and insightful referrals to other comments, under incredible pressure as my son needs to be out the door by 8:15. He's ready, snowpants and parka on, beckoning me from the driveway. I hit "post", and thought I saw it go through as I leapt for my coat. Nope... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Yep, I've been truly mojoed. Champagne, followed by a lovely Riesling, whilst wallowing in a steamy hot tub on a snowy, treed landscape... truly splendorifoUs. Not making some marks, silly! Marking to do...ya know, heinous English papers. I'm also doing a HUGE portrait job for my daughter's hockey team...long, boring description needed... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Well... All right, I'm a wee bit...uh, tipsy? Drunk? No, not that, not quite...OMG, went to my good friend's for a late lunch, we four gals sat in her hot tub outside (it's -5C, here), surrounded by snow and ice, just our heads sticking up from the froth, drinking champagne. Heavennnnn...the jets were right on my feet and hamstrings. Then we stumbled... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Mornin' Sillies..... OMG, it is December 12th. 13 days until Christmas. I NEED A PAUSE BUTTON! I've suddenly had a lifesaving idea for you, Janet...print out the last 250 pages of this thread, delete all posts but yours (or not...then your loved ones will be reading about Tom's drunk roomie, my dad the chameleon, Susie's neighboUrhood zombie... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Goodness, Amanda...you didn't have your wedding dress tucked up in back, did you? -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
I wish I had a magic suit...To make my legs look four feet long, my bum to look smaller...you know...the stuff magic's made of... Last year to my Christmas party I wore this incredible Alfred Sung dress that I paid--ready?--twelve dollars for. Value Village. Conversation stopped when I walked into the dining room (Ha! This was, unfortunately, because... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
To Scale Down the Yeti...an excellent ring to that. I hear another coin-phrasing episode approaching... Why are we concerned about scaling down the yeti? Man, I gotta scale down my vet bill, my driveway snowdrifts, my laundry piles, my MIL (who arrives for an eighteen-day Christmas stay next week...) , gad! On it goes... Get him a user... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
And a good, recessive morning to ALL! Okay, need a word clarification, here: Those infamous little people...able to be scaled? I need to know the nature of these beings. They have scales? And one would remove them for cosmetic reasons, I should think. You're not planning on consuming them, Tom? Pan-fried with a bit of lemon and dill... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Well....the bill wasn't quite as heinous as I had been anticipating. Still abhorrent, especially at this time of year. So, my husband is getting receding poodle gums for Christmas. He's got his own, I've got mine, now he can have Gus's. We're the Family of Recession (now that's a band name...). Or perhaps the Family in Recession. Yes, much better. These... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Hilarious...Nikki's fantastic English idiomatic expressions had me, also, believing that "Parse the Parcel" was indeed a game in the UK where a present is passed around in a circle, and when a player receives the package they must try to guess what's in it and define it via its part of speech. So the new ear is in, Jess? An extra place to put the arm... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Well.... CHAAAAAA-CHINGGGGGG!! Gus's surgery was simply to blast off the icky, baked-on crap that gets on dogs' teeth and must be chiselled away (with, of course, a $300.00 anaesthetic keeping your pooch nice and still)...So, I called them just now and he's doing "just fine! He's awake now...can you hear his booming bark in the background? Now... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Mornin' Sillies! GrEy day, here, right around the freezing mark. Taking Gus in for some surgery this morning...CHA CHING...ugh. My day just suddenly got grEyer... -
ARCHIVED Happy Birthday Dingogirl!
elye replied to Darn210's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Yeti confetti, dancing dingos (dingoes?)....For whom else could this be? No harrrrumphs today.... Have a superb birthday, Susie! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
HEY!! Happy, happy Birthday, Susie! I completely agree with Amanda...the best birthday present for any of us at this stage of the game (certainly for me!) is a delicious gluten-free cake that we didn't have to make ourselves...hope one is coming your way!