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((Nodding slowly, rubbing chin))....Something I've long suspected ...as true dingoes would be an impossible find in an American shelter (the girls were rescues, were they not?). But Susie, the way you describe their climbing, they could well have a bit of the Aussie wild dog in them, as no other breeds are known to tackle trees. Not so fraudulent, methinketh... -
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Yes, absolutely!! Wow, the information I've garnered on these incredible animals makes me truly wish that Gus were one.. Susie, you've never mentioned that your breed is an accomplished tree-climber...and has no dew-claws, chooses a mate for life and will often mourn itself to death over the loss of its partner. Tree-climbing!! Gad, my dog just pees... -
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Yay! Tom's back! Happy birthday, Luke!! Doesn't the time, when measured in our kids' birthdays, just careen by? Agreed. Yes, I'm certain of it. He likely has rottweiller and/or great dane dreams... -
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Actually, my Gus is, upon SOBER reflection, somewhat...dandyish. He certainly prances about with a swishing tail and has beautifully coiffed curls. Picturing these qualities in a human male, one immediately thinks effeminate to the extreme. Great. Now I will be foreveer thinking of my big dog's endearing goofiness as nauseating, Victorian dandy-type... -
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Morning, Sillies!! Great evening...we went to Mama Mia for the second time, only this time, MIL was with us. She sat rather stone-faced through most of it. Did not even notice her toe-tapping, or smiling with any type of abandon. Some bizarre, old-school puritan work ethic is woven far too deeply into her soul, I feel... This is an excellent... -
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I wanna come!! (But I'm not sitting beside Bev for too long...).. OMG.....(suppressing gag reflex)...Carla, did you ever see..the WHOLE THING? The whole worm that was inside you? Very Alien-like.... Oh, great...man flu in Nikki's brain. She will presently be whining, complaining, not being able to find anything in the fridge... -
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Yes! Susie! Some gluten-free all-American Wersh-ter-sheer sauce, please! I do miss it so... Only in Sillyville would we read about one of us out banging pots and pans in the wee hours, alone in a Stepford community, and think of it as simply quaint, perhaps a bit quirky... (Shudder).....Nahhhh. Susie, I think you'd... -
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Like Milton's revered "Darkness visible"... You wax poetic, Nikki!! It's odd....what is different about our respective PBs? The remarkable stuff I eat copiously here is "all natural", nothin' but peanuts, and I thought the stuff we picked up in London was same, but perhaps not. It was very disappointing. In fact, I had been told and... -
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Morning, Amanda et al! Amanda....maybe we could go halves on a tapeworm. Y'know...just for a month or so, get rid of this ten that simply will not disappear... Yep. PB and anything...salmon, broccoli, olives...ANYTHING. (...but tomato and 'shrooms...)... As will I, to the north...forever jealous and alone in my av... -
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...Feels like angels are copulating on our tongue? Ahh! Gawd, me too, Bev. PB is my one serious, and I do mean serious, weakness. I completely lose control. In my many years of overindulging in peanut butter, I now know that there are only two things that do not go with it: tomatoes and mushrooms. Yup, everything else tastes amazing with PB! -
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Gaaaaaahhhhh!!! Angels copulating on your tongue..... -
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Mygawd...Methinks this would not bring one prosperity, but the heimlich manoever... {{{SIGH}}}....my bank manager, as well. -
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Hog jowls? Like, old man, hanging down from chin, fleshy jowls? Whoa.... I have this exact problem, not when the ball drops, but when we are at a movie. Funny, it happened today...we all went to see the Waterhorse. Very good escapist fantasy, a little sappy, and boy, they get me every time. My DS is looking at me out of the corner of his... -
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Now THOSE are some resolutions I can keep! I cannot believe how tight my pants are....I think my tops are, too. And my watch...and my necklace... Hey! No MIL complaining allowed, Amanda, unless your situation has been more dire than mine, i.e., MIL here for many, many days.... -
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Welcome to 2008, everybodyyyyy! I'm the FIRST silly to post this year! I think I should have some sort of honoUrary mention...no crown or royal posting, please (Gasp! Which is coming up, is it not? The big 500th page?!))...But I do notice some after midnight postings, my time, from last night. So I guess I'm not cutting it--once again, a little late... -
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Gus and my two cats follow me (just me, no one else) everywhere. This includes the bathroom. I'll head in, sit down, and Gus pushes the door open with his nose. Then Bryce will come in under Gus's legs, and finally, Tess will quietly round up the group and all three will be sitting around me as I'm having a pee. Quite something... Now, the yeti has... -
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Yes, you did! It was absolutely top-rated, and went into reruns for many years over there. Uh...at least it did in Scotland, Australia,...I believe Ireland...perhaps not England...The creator of the show is English and has had many kid shows on over there. YCDTOT was his only foray into a North American market. I miss it! Gahh! Both of... -
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Ha! Since we're all in a youtube mood, I'll share what I found while I've been poking around the site. This is perhaps a bit late, but most of us still have our Christmas decorations up, so the mood may still be there: Open Original Shared Link -
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Well, I just went and executed one of the toughest workouts in years. Pushed myself VERY hard on the treadmill, flames coming off my runners, etc., as damage control. I am not weighing myself...not until next week...or perhaps the week after.. Oh!...Bring on the bad luck...Cannot stand looking at the suff anymore. It's COMIN' DOWN TODAY... -
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Good Morning, Amanda! Well, me and old musicals...can't live without 'em. But I have to admit, SOM is my least favorite. I've tried and tried over the years...sigh. Really good, historically gripping story, but the music...bah. Love Julie's yodelling, however, and the marionnette scene is terrific... Oh, Nikki...sorry... -
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Well....There WERE. I've been having trouble figuring how to say this to everyone...but, yes, there were messy hedgehogs in DH beard. But, um...hedgehog babies seem to be something of a delicacy in the diet of...yetis. So, he's eaten quite well. Thank gawd standard poodles are not to his liking, or cats. Guess we've got him for New Years Eve, then... -
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I'll take this one, St. Peter, as I have one of these in my household. He has recently switched to soap, as he now has very little left on top and he's only washin' skin, now. Oh, to be young again.... He does sport a beard, however...I wonder if he uses shampoo on it? Hmm. Peter, does he? Sarah! Start posting! We've missed you! -
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Yes, two days from the new year...! No big plans here...anyone got any rip-roaring parties planned? -
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Good Sunday Mornin' to all! Wowie, Some Sillies are actually meeting in the flesh, not just intellectually! How exciting! Do not worry about any extra weight, Janet. Carla's no young Robert Redford...are you, Carla? See, told you everyone! Peter DOES know everything! Euphemistic references to apostles, gravy tips extraordinaire...He is the... -
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...Peter will know... Well, I'm not anymore. Not really. I have had, I believe, 3 and a half glasses of wine. Largish glasses. (Man, saying "largish" is very difficult when sober...imagine when drunk?) May have one or two more...MIL is still here. Takes the edge off.... Aw, man...would I ever LOVE to meet up with all...