-
Posts
8,030 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
3
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Events
Blogs
Latest Celiac Disease News & Research:
Everything posted by elye
-
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Okay, Erica...I'm on this. You need to be more specific. What are the symptoms? Struggles to Swim? Distracted/Disinterested? Eats Little or Nothing? Faded Color/Grayish? Fins Stringy/Clumped? Bloated/Underweight? The causes could be anything from Fin and... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
OMG... Please tell me you are not putting two betas together in the same bowl/aquarium...they cannot cohabitate...must be loners. They attack and sicken one another mercilessly. How interesting...I know NOTHING about fish, of any kind, but this, for some reason, I do know. You've asked the one thing about aquatic life that I know about. Now, a flow... -
YESSSS!!! Success!! Looks, suddenly, back to normal now, my dear Tom... Danke vielmals! Back at'cha!
-
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Yep, from the times I've glanced through one, I'd say mighty metro. I judge these things by considering whether or not my DH would be caught dead with one on his bedside table. Men's Health, never. Golfer's Digest, Runner's World, The Economist, absolutely. Very heterosexual. Pragmatic. Middle-aged. Sigh......... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Nope. None of those. You've almost got it, though. Something like this will have any of them like putty in your hands: "Well....all I can say is, wine, shmine....There's a surprisingly full and velvety feel in my bowels today, and well-developed, green stools, like lush fruit..." -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
My mojo is currently buried deep within, as I struggle with a case of stubborn !**#!!*#!! CHROME REGISTRATION.... Well, Susie!! What you should have done: instead of sharing any wine preferences, share the condition of your poop. This gets them attracted immediately. -
Sigh....It tells me that there are 'no new updates available'.....
-
Oops! Yep, Tom...can't disable it... It is astounding, truly, to realize how much valuable time can be wasted wrestling with these !#**!!# technical glitches....
-
ARCHIVED Test Results Please Help
elye replied to Soonerman's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
It is incredible, isn't it? Such a common condition, and so little is known about it in the medical community, and it remains highly undiagnosed. I have a couple of niggling suspicions as to why that might be, involving Big Pharma and how much money they stand to lose if gluten problems are diagnosed when they should be. ...But that's a whole other... -
I've been trying this...looks so promising, and yet one of the add-ons will not uninstall...I keep trying.... Arrrrgggghhhhh..... Oh, PEEEEEEETERRRRRR..........
-
ARCHIVED Test Results Please Help
elye replied to Soonerman's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
Here's the thing... The blood panel can rule the disease IN, but cannot rule it OUT. False negatives happen, and from all of the research I've done and people I've talked to, it sounds like they happen regularly. The biopsy has always been considered the gold standard of testing for celiac, but false negatives can happen there, as well. Damaged areas... -
Hey! I need help from some of you computer techies... I absolutely REFUSE to have yet another professional come over, spend ten minutes downloading or removing something on my hard drive, emptying my pockets, then leaving. I wanna fix this one myself, and am so far rather frustrated... I have Mozilla Firefox as my browser, and everything's always...
-
Ohhhhh, Lisa! I had not heard this. VERY bad news for you Green Guys...Kent was such an exciting player to watch, and obviously a superb coach... ...And very nice to look at....
-
ARCHIVED Update On My Sister
elye replied to blueeyedmanda's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Oh, Amanda....didn't know about your poor sister. Hugs to you both. I'm assuming she knows about the possibility of celiac, having you as a sister. Has she been tested at all? Has she tried going gluten-free? -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
...Sounds like there are a few of them in said office...haven't you spoken, Amanda, about employees kneeling on their desks, etc.? -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
OMG....name in the snow....I wonder if I actually tried that on one of those frat evenings?.... Now, Bev...I dunno if this account has already been divulged to everyone at some point, but I have NOT heard this Cam Neely story, and must. Please, tell. Hey, Sleepy Susie...wake up!! Join us, please. At your computer, assume... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Good Morrrrrnin', all!... Hilarious...I can just picture Annie, glancing furtively and hopefully over at Stinker..."Uh...kinda hafta go...you? You gotta go? You must have to, huh?" Ah! Sarah, you also have a baby in a monster's body! Mygawd, it's an adventure each day. You must post a pic.... ... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Oh, No, Susie...someone else with poop problems....Annie. Perhaps she needs to be certain that there are no construction workers around.... Hell, I never said I was successful...Um...It was often a blur...perhaps I scrambled up on top, or somehow straddled it...(?)...But I'm certain, at the very least, that my purse was on my head... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Well, sure. That, Susie, is because you are 'quite proud' of your sphincter. Yes, Tom...What in Hell...post icons? I also would choose the horrific port-o-poop over the flagrant squatting before a team of construction workers, unless I were pissed. Alcohol, as I recall, made those kind of choices much easier. I had many... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
EXCELLENT.....Talk about super-hero status: Susie, the Sphincter of Steel...all of this on a long, billowing cape... ...All kidding aside, Susie...you really do, by the sounds of things, have an enviable sphincter.... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
...Oh, gosh...don't get me started... Yes, Patti...perhaps he's trying, canine-like, to ward off other males. You do have a smashing new hairstyle... Okay...time for my gluten-free stew lunch...super... ...Perhaps for our purses? -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Janet, you're quite right...I do believe that is what he's thinking...and I do also believe that he speaks with that little impediment.... Gotta google that... Oh, gawwwwwwdd...nothing as as HANUS. I go inside a portaloo when I am in absolute agony from holding pee for so long...I am TERRIFIED that it will tip over, for some... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Morrrrrning, All!... Poor Susie.... I remember the pain of that kind of grieving like it was yesterday, when I lost our female standard (now she was NOT SUB-standard, like other specimens I know...), and I just remember trying to take one day at a time, corny as it sounds, like an AA member. I have to admit, though, that it very suddenly... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
It's true! I don't know why in Hell it is, either! Yes, he was looking quizzical...like he was seeing spirits, perhaps? Yes you do! It means, "between the posts of a hockey net", i.e., where the goalie reigns.... OMG...the 'hood, street cred...Things are beginning to sound like the locker room chatter... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Your poem was wonderful, Jin... Whoa...perhaps this is what is behind Gus's intense staring-for-no-reason at me. Could I have wee sprites flitting around my head? He could be seeing somefin'..... What happened to that new member, TomHubbaHubba?