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  1. Oh, boy...tarts...that would spell trouble for me. Thank gawd my DH does none of the cooking. It's all up to me, so they just don't get made.... Wow, good for you, Amanda! Lots of good, cold, fresh air and exercise to counter those evil gummy things...
  2. Unless one is reading this thread. In which case, for any newbies cruising through (Hey! What happened to Erica? Did we scare off yet another one?!), it is recommended. Yes, Teutonic Emily, that's me...It actually is a clan name, and it in fact means "industrious" or assiduous or perseverant, some such very unsexy, puritan thing... ...
  3. Mornin' Peter! Gus, here. Em got this super high-tech "brushing system" pushed on her from the vet. It's angled every which way, and hell, it doesn't matter if there are several edges to hit all sides of my teeth at once...I just think it's a big game, and sneeze and jump and prance about. Don't tell, but what Em really needs is a prescription for doggy...
  4. Susie!!! I'm watching the news, and they're showing footage of massive flooding and felled trees in Southern CA, and TONS of snow in the north! How are you in Stepford?
  5. Nikki, that's okay....mums are supposed to think that of us. But my dog?! ...Bertha or Doris...
  6. Hi, Erica! A very appropriate first post you've made here, as we do, in fact, post anything and everything on this thread, particularly current obsessions. Insane ones seem to prevail. Erica, have you ever owned an enormous poodle with receding gums? If so, did you manage to brush his teeth? Could you perhaps formulate a flowchart demonstrating...
  7. OMG....I've uncovered one more thing to add to that list of compulsory activities in Hell: Brushing a sub-standard poodle's teeth. Gad.....Since Augustus's HEINOUSLY expensive dental surgery, I've decided we must be proactive in keeping more baked-on tartar and gum recession from happening (have you ever heard of anything so...sappy? So...dandyish...
  8. Cam's nice, but New York Rick, I think, is much nicer... http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/...2006/606659.webp
  9. It looks bigger than Cam's.....
  10. Grumble....grumble....*#*!!#@#!!... I just wanna dangle some participles..... Mygawd....could it be a Canton factory recall?!!...Tom, how much did you play with this thing over the holidays? Think about it...all of your allergic-type nausea and illness that you fretted about?...Perhaps not crumbs from your sister's kitchen... ...
  11. He looked enormous and scary, two very valuable attributes as a goalie on a junior team. Sexy...nah. But, judge for yourself: one of the parents snapped a photo of our yeti as he was scrambling about, doing his magic: http://www.legendsofhockey.net/graphgallery/MSgallery29.webp
  12. ...Oh, Don't get Tom started... Only in America.......... Gaaaahhh! Negative! Thou dassent!! Or doth not!! Or dwillent!! Biographies, absolutely. Biopedal creatures, most welcoming. Bioethics, worthy of much discussion here. Biofeedback, we can all learn and practice together. Biorhythms, completely acceptable and relevant here...
  13. Okay, I google-imaged pipets...now, Jess, this is a fitting suggestion coming from you, but on your crown?! http://www.freepatentsonline.com/6810923-0-large.webp NO MATHS! NO MATHS!! Yes, this has happened photographically with my parents, as well...getting senile, deaf and blind...and yet when I snap a photo their ears...
  14. AHHHH! All hail Queen Jess!!!! (is it Jessica?) Spurious or not, you are The Queen Of Sillyville for 100 posts! I bow in deference.....
  15. HEY!! How many more posts till...the big 500?! ...Could this be it? Did I flip it over?! Do I need to clean out my desk, plan to vacate to the upper, Royal suite floor? We need a closing ceremony for the end of Tom's reign...
  16. Wonder if/how this can affect personality. Adolf Hitler had three... Yes! I'll bet they ALL are sprueziacal. Probably all the gluten intolerant of this world are simply one or two acts from imprisonment...or madness... Just look around us.... This caused me to chortle and snort suddenly...such a great word, and wasted on...
  17. It wasn't so much his skating that was phenomenal...he managed to get around, but thank gawd he was in nets so there wasn't so much need for skating. It was his reaction time--like lightning, and his quick-twitch reflexes left us all agape. His top-heaviness was so fortuitous because his chest covered a lot of the open net. I'm hearing that one of the assistant...
  18. ...Or pelotes en Francais....
  19. Morning, Amanda, and eventually you all! Man, that creature was like a symphony on ice...I could not believe the grace. Like nothing we've EVER seen, in our parade, at Amanda's wedding, in the hottub, or as Santa. Made it look so effortless. It seemed like the Forrest Gump syndrome--I simply jelled into his caged-up, visored face as...
  20. Well, my daughter was sidelined by a cold today, and suddenly her hockey team was looking at a big forfeit of their afternoon game, as she is one of their only two goalies, and the other goalie is out of town. DD remembered that the yeti had fit into DH's equipment, and suggested we suit him up and send him in her place. Well, that's what we did. He...
  21. Ah...it's okay. You yanks are often leaving out the U's... Peter, believe me, just be thankful it isn't a yeti blocking access.... Wow...I write notes in red on margins, as well, but I've never written anything as provocative as Spruesiacal Eclectisism. I just scribble things like, "that's dumb!" or "Come ON! Are you kidding...
  22. Yes, For Pete's Sake...and speaking of such, where is our Oracle Peter? I have several pressing questions... However, this has become her new aboriginal name.... Oh, but he stinketh...he is a large, furry, unkempt beast, after all. 'Tis rather the infamous rank hockey bag that now smells like....angels...copulating...in...
  23. Heyyy!! Do ya think it might make any inroads with the stench of a rancid hockey bag?? ...OH!!...wait....this is no longer necessary... Yeti has taken care of this. No need for Stink Riddeth Merchandise.
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