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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
So...loud, gut-twisting guffaws MUST be, like, 300 calories per . -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Nolens volens.....Excellent. I shall sprinkle my conversation with this expression effective immediately, and when the opportunity ariseth. Willy-nilly? I've always understood this to mean "haphazardly; at random"....as in: We are a bunch of Willy-nilly Sillies.....! ...Must now take Gus out for his jaunt...it's -14....Nolens volens.... -
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What has become of the Renaissance Man thou once were, Tom? AHHH!! This explains everything! Those guys in the Y weight room, standing together, wailin' away on tenors and altos....those instruments were cardio equipment!! Good thinking, Susie...we gotta send in Peter..... ....Well done!! -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
OMG...a bunch of stoned octogenarians.... Who else? Dad. Dunno which characrer he's playing...must ask him. Looks like he's got poop/pee all over him...quite grotesque, actually, isn't it? A waste of terrific icons, indeed. Might be time for a new thread, complaining and asking, simply, Why? Scott will likely spot it... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Got a question.... What's with the "post icons, (optional)" box on this reply page? The choices are the same emoticons under "show all", with a couple of tantalizing additions--our green guy, and a snazzy arrow. But if we choose one, doesn't show in our text. It's kind of starting to make me a little crazy. Is Scott just teasing us, seemingly offering... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Wow...Amanda, I don't have any real advice or solutions to this one (do you have any sick beta fish? Problems with hovering form?)...but I'm sorry you have to live with that kind of stress. Has the yeti stayed with you yet? Check to see if there are any pet regulations for your building, and then we could ship him there. A massive, terrifying-looking beast... -
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Mornin', Sillies! Are people....permitted legally to have fireworks there? Whoaaa...this is scary.... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Well...talk about warm and cozy...I'm lying on the couch with the laptop propped in front of me, and Gus is sprawled across my legs and lap, his massive curly head on my chest. Snoring. -
....Been thinking about you all day.... Any news?
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
....and how we are no longer able to hover.... ...actually, we'll all have walkers, and they will be VERY handy to help with the hover (they should also be marketed as "hover-helpers")....ya just hang on, and you could hold mid-hover for minutes on end! -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Some things never change...we'll all be wizzened up old hags residing in the same retirement home, doing the trivia nights, seniors' yoga and euchre tournaments...and Tom will up in his apartment with his sax... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
I've been in a lot of retirement residences over the last few years, looking for an apartment for my DH's aunt and then for my parents, and it's really something. There is one old guy to about twenty women. My parents are in a complex with probably 200 people....9 of them are men. One big hen party...the old farts stay up in their apartments, the women... -
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Whoooooooaa.... Difficult to know on this thread if we're kidding or not.... SARAH!!! ....are you pregnant?!..... Yippeeeeee if you are!! -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Beaver Tails......mmmmmmmm....Unfortunately, I've never been a candidate for those glorious treats...diabetes and celiac take care of it all. They're large pastry thingies (think beaver tail shape), with brown sugar & cinammon, or garlic and cheddar, or chocolate and nuts.... Very lo-cal....... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Cardiac country around here is brought on by the famous Quebeqois Poutine. French fries with thick gravy, then mounds of melted mozzerella topping it off. Ate many a plateful while pregnant, then felt just sick.... -
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Mornin', Amanda!! Got yer refresh button at the ready? I am filing this terrific verbal snapshot away for when I look my worst... Richard with a set of 42DDs?! It gets better and better...Where is he with his magic picture-pimping? Uh...Colleen...you do know what tends to transpire if you flip over to five hundred... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Do it!! Hey!! A creative idea is brewing...Susie, did you read our idea of an idol for oracle Peter? We were debating the nature of it, the shape...Hmmmmm... Weird? Here? You should post it, Susie. We'd like to read it! Good news...we're going to be offering them up as a sacrifice at the Temple of Oracle... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Ahhhh...what a waste of a great line....yep, SPECIAL ITEMS are here, on all our computers. They include spoilers, code boxes and acronyms. That was quite a wager I threw out at you, Ptaum... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
I'll see your emoticol addition, and raise you 10 Special Items.... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Well, as an artist, all I can get excited about is the straight line...and a sloping one even better... ...Wait...Fermat's Last Theorem...I remember having to execute passionate, spontaneous gesture drawings embodying this proposition... If an integer n is greater than 2, then the equation an + bn = cn has no solutions in non-zero integers a, b, and... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
What I DO know for sure, and I am especially reminded of it when I look at Janet's summary, is that the U.S. is crazy for not switching to metric, like the rest of the world...C'mon, guys, it's all tens! Multiples of ten...how marvelous! Now THAT'S math I can learn to love....or at least, tolerate..... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Okay, you mathy guys... My way is a lot easier!! So there!! grumble grumble....five-ninths of fahrenheit minus thirty-two....BAH! I can't derive anything as needed.....except maybe a gerund or two.... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
I'll take this one, O.P. ..... I'll have to start the other way around, and reverse it... The celcius reading is doubled, and 32 is added to get the fahrenheit reading. I'll let you work it backwards... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Didn't notice your post count, Susie...if you are close to a big turnover, just start posting a whole bunch of "That's interesting"s in many scattered threads. That should jump start'er.... Hey! We need a little shuddering-face emoticon, I would argue as much as we need the nauseated guy. Teeth slightly bared, eyes squeezed shut, little... -
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elye replied to elye's topic in Board/Forum Technical Help
Pay up!