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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Wow....dunno if I have any of those in my garden. This may explain the very freaked-out rabbits that careen through my yard from time to time....and the one that came right up to Gus last summer, as he stood there, shaking with uncontrollable excitement and disbelief. That bunny was looking at him like he was his long-lost mommy or something..... ... -
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Mygawd, yes. But wait...Who is Optimus Prime? Another incredibly cool action hero that my very uncool son has failed to latch onto? I'll never tell...... Actually, I DO know that Jack did indeed entertain his classmates with our phlatus shenanigans..... Hey....Look closer, guys....it could be Jess...... No... -
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Well, a verrrrrrry short meeting.... Uh....I brought the subject up before they had time to even stare. Chortling softly, I began with something like, "SO.......I hear my son has spoken in his class about the hilarious, humoroUs-reliever-of-stress-brought-on-by-chronic-disease charting exercise I've done with my on-line friends and fellow sufferers"..... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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I believe so, yes.... He is actually a very passable singer, which is what really turns me on....Rosemary's nephew, after all! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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Okay, off to school meeting....Gad.... So, how would you guys handle this? Enter the meeting and mention NOTHING of our Plotting of Phlatus with Updates, simply wait, take in the long stares of wonder/concern/curiosity, see if it is at all mentioned or alluded to...OR, go in with guns blazing, giving them no chance to stare, tell them that it is a... -
ARCHIVED A World Of Thanks!
elye replied to blueeyedmanda's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Happy Anniversary, my fellow morning person!! -
ARCHIVED Need A Crash Course In Type Ii Diabetes
elye replied to cruelshoes's topic in Related Issues & Disorders
Let us know how his surgery went, Colleen! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Hmmmm.....Susie's Star-Spangled Sphincter..... And the blasts are so rare, no bombs bursting in air, Gave proof thro' the night, that control's always there. O say, does her star-spangled sphincter yet stave Off the gas so cabably? And of this, we all rave...... Superb punishments. Our Queen has spoken. Andy... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Morning, Everybodyyyyy.... we have a new monarch!! A Thousand Hails to thou, Queen Sarah! I am sorry to hear that our Prince Ezra has some nasty sinus stuff happening..we must send the private royal doctor at once! Wanted to get on here early to say good morning to you, Amanda, and catch up on all that transpired last night. Hope the police have... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Okay, guys, I'm soooooo sad....I'm about to miss yet another run for the crown. I've been putting up a good college try to stay up for the big flipover, but my little bed is calling me, and my head keeps dropping down to my chest as I try to keep my eyes open. All Hail, Forthcoming Regeant!!! Night night, to the rest of you plebians....... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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Whoa, Amanda..... Your neighboUr must tell the police. It's "hearsay", but so what? Just the last thing you guys all need..... -
ARCHIVED Need A Crash Course In Type Ii Diabetes
elye replied to cruelshoes's topic in Related Issues & Disorders
Hi, Colleen! I'm very sorry to hear about your dad. I have been type one almost my whole life, and it ain't easy. You are a wonderful daughter to be as involved as you are, and for that he's a lucky man! I have had tight control of my blood sugars for many years, and my strategy is straightforward: very little or no grain material, foods that have... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Mygawd....Susie, the Thread Trollope....I feel so betrayed.... Well?! Update, Amanda!! It becomes a hysterical word, from a mere amusing one.... Much like the phartlek, a form of interval training for elite runners. How can such a gut-wrenchingly serious activity have such a funny little name?! ... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Mango, you look stupendous in your av. Mineral make-up'll make me look like that! You promise? May have to saunter over there, see what all this fuss is about... Yes, Bev! I hardly plan on skiing at all! Just walking around (read: staggering), through the snowbanks in the woods, my ski poles there to keep me balanced, stopping every... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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Double emission..... High-octane........ OMG!! I thought these were the young, teenaged kids of these tenants...but they're the tenants themselves?? -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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I'm certain that was the name of the strange little guy in my geography class..... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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Oh, Gawd, Amanda.....That is SO horrid. What a bunch of misguided little jerks. Are these the same kids that you're having to stare down at your place? Mango...a spy! Well........ .......Vee haf vays to make her tok........ Susie, I was thinking the same thing. I love those pics....leave them , unless it isn't a good... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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OMG!!!..... This is fantastic....Bev, I have just sent this link to my two siblings, who will likely order a set of those....no kidding. That's all I'll need...trying to get on the lift, hammered, misjudging and smashing my head on the seat, crumpling in a heap.... Must get a set. Three in a row? Like a triple peanut.... ... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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Good Morning, Peter!! Well, the bizarre weather has crept northward...DS and I were sitting at breakfast, looking at the snow falling out the patio door, and we suddenly saw a HUGE flash of lightning. I blinked, thinking it had to be imagined, but no, a loud rumble of thunder followed. Jack informs me that this rare atmospheric happening is known as... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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Thank you, Susie....for letting us get to know this beautiful girl! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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OMG...could we train to yeti to speak in time? -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Alex....the most crucial names are OURS. One maid of honoUr and best man is an excellent approach. The least complicated, most inexpensive, and very classy. Okay, there, that's taken care of.... -
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Hmmmmm....we'll have to ask Peter. Mygawd, Janet.....how exciting!.....in a terrifying kind of way. Hope it's all blown over. This has been quite a memorable day weather-wise... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
OMG, Julie...... You have been warned about me.... Let's see...Did you miss anything?....Don't get me started.... I've learned to stay calm in my welcoming demeanor.... Entrance exam to follow. Just one initial query: How many times did you pass gas today? Were you ingesting any banned substance(s) to affect this result (Benefibre, psyllium... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Well.......as Patti has succinctly pointed out, we won't need it....Particularly if Nikki's there, with her banned substance!