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    Man, I was only gone for 30 minutes, and like you, Bev, missed the party, too...still say we should be after Scott to put in an appearance...still, silent waters can run deeeeeep... Called my dad and asked about large green character. He has told me that this was an individual called "Botulism Boy" or "Salmonella Sam" (many years and many characters ago...
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    My avatar first! My avatar first!!
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    Oh! Quickly, then, Richard....do what you can with my new av. Dunno who or what the h@ll my dad was playing here....Actually, it's bizarre enough to be left alone!
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    OMG....too much to keep up on....rushed out of my class this morning to get here and check up on things, leaving the diplomats dangling... All right. I have had a sneaking suspicion for some time that our King of This Hill (not you, King Richard, but Ubermensch Scott) is a Party Waiting to Happen. What do we really know about him? Huh? He pops in on...
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    Yes, the Parade MUST continue to grow! We've now got Danny... How about Scott? May be good having some administrative clout marching along. He could attempt to keep us all in line... Let's ask him.
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    Janet! NFL deltoid-squish should absolutely be highlighted in a speech on celiac. This disease can have an undeniable connection to infertility. The hit that I have been picturing between these two athletes..well, need I say more? Light could show the chart illustrating the jarring hit from Monday Night Football with the following dialogue: "Untreated...
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    Light! You're doing a big speech on celiac? Richard and I have your flowcharts covered...
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    Okay...Judy needs a part in our parade, guys. Judy, can you twirl your cane like a baton? We've got this Yeti, see, and...then, Chuck Norris is with Danny, Wegman's CEO, in our Care Bears Float, and some retrofitted machine-guns, and Charlton Heston T-bagging MJ...... So, a cane-twirler is obviously needed. Unless that would be a bit silly. We certainly...
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    A Baskin & Robbins bestseller...now what would that ice cream taste like? Funny...I was in the car, coming home from work, and I begin hearing little voices... "standing on the boat, the shoreline could be seen".....,"Reaching into his pocket, his pen came apart"....,"measuring the yeti's inseam, the size of his feet astounded me".... And...
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    GAAAAAAAHHHH! CHUCK IS EVERYWHERE!!! He's become MY DAD!!
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    OMG, it's getting out of control!! Richard, can you please put Chuck coming out of the bathtub beside my dad? He's requested....
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    Carla! Your herx must have been dragging on...the yeti's been around for many pages. I cannot even begin to summarize for you his raison d'etre in our parade. You must go back and read. Go on...go...Let the Yeti Lead...
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    Rarely am I at a loss for words, but Richard, your avatar design skills do, in fact, leave me speechless. However, it is becomig surreal--I, as well, think Amanda is posting when it is you. So NOW we must remain witty AND keep an eye on who is saying what, and it could be a trick!.....owwwww, my little brain....
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    Richard, that is an INCREDIBLE avatar. The bar's been raised, and I can't imagine anyone topping that one. Amanda, you could fire off a wedding invitation to Danny, and then your photographer can take a professional shot of Chuck with him. In fact, why don't we approach Danny for a corporate involvement in the parade?! Yes...we could advertise for...
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    Good Morninggggg, Silly Ones! I lay dozing in bed last night, and suddenly came wide awake in horror. I was thinking about how indeed I also have pictured Susie with a token wine glass in her hand as she goes through her day, since this has been her avatar reality for quite a while (love the new pic, Susie...got a whole new configuration now. You will...
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    Excellent...My 10 year-old just huffed off to bed after he sat in front of his math homework, doodling, playing with his calculator, clearly avoiding the job ahead. I had been walking by, telling him to get it done. Finally, I stood up from said computer, walked over to his workdesk and calmly said, "Jack...if you don't lead this yeti....who will?!" Beautiful...
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    Okay, Bev...you'll be with me on this one: The new phrase to coin for 2007... LET THE YETI LEAD. We have to officially define it: To act on a hunch: "She booted me out...she could somehow tell that I'd been with someone else. She let the yeti lead..." OR To lose all sense of propriety: "Man, lookit the loser she's making out with! Talk...
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    Ahhh! Hilarious, Bev...I OFTEN think of our Frisking the Wookie thread, one of the funniest, I would say, in recent memory. I believe, no surprise, that Richard began that particular madness, as well... Emily now a yeti-pleasurer! Mygawd, just how many hats can I be expected to wear? Yeti confetti, thrown into the air, From a great white beast...
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    ...Yeti footprints in the sand......
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    Okay, upon thinking further on this... When I hear the word "scat", I think of small animal droppings, i.e., that of a mouse, cat, rabbit, etc. This, I am certain, folks, will not be scat. Our yeti is rumoured in legend to be over eight feet tall. So, we're talking about another whole category of fecal matter. We will have enough confetti for several...
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    Having been to the Pompidou and seeing some truly...fascinating..."interpretive" art exhibits, I'd say it's likely been done. Actually, poop has appeared in some of the post-Modern guys' works. Pollock comes to mind, and Van Gogh was known to incorporate some strange materials into his canvases. Let's take an enviornmentally responsible course here...
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    Amanda!! I just had a terrific idea!! Can we bring our parade to your wedding?!
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    OMG....indeed, who taught those chimps to kiss like that? Janet, I completely agree...men laugh at poop and farts more than women do. Tom, I also agree completely with you...it's just too easy!
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    Well, Christian farts may be funnier, but Agnostic farts are smellier. (I dunno WTH that means...! ) A genetic predisposition to bathroom humour...yes, definitely...something that was not passed on to me. I have never been able to figure out why my family and I never found poop and farting humourous, when the world guffawed around us. But that makes...
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