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  1. elye
    Oh, boy ....I'm a piece of work. In the context of this thread, I find it all hilarious: machine guns, yetis and their poop, T-bagging, 38 longs, Gay Chuck and the gang... nothing disgusts me. Can I be saved?
  2. elye
    Well, it seems as though farting is something we will have to incorporate into our parade... perhaps whoever is leading things in the first float will have to indulge in some serious gluten before we set off. Would that be you, Queen Bev? We could throw in some gas-powered grandmas at the rear. Now, incorporating T-bagging athletes...this may be a trick...
  3. elye
    ...I bet Chuck Norris shakes the rosebush a lot. He just looks very gassy to me.
  4. elye
    Yes! I'm waiting....dim the lights...
  5. elye
    Oh...I'm confused! Need some clarification, or play-by-play of my own, here. I read the definitions of T-bagged, then tried to imagine a player T-bagging another player on the shoulder. Huh? Cannot configure this...Did he leap up in the air, and it squished against opposing player's deltoid? I need a flowchart!
  6. elye
    Do you know what MY family called (and still does) flatulence? (this word, flatulence, I love! Comes so trippingly off the tongue).... Ready? SHAKING THE ROSEBUSH. "Oh, Gawd, that was your father. He just shook the rosebush".
  7. elye
    Well, Sarah, you'd be in hysterics in our house. My DH is incredibly...productive...in these sounds, as is our standard poodle. He is the first male dog I have ever had, and I am amazed at what a different ball game it is. I have NEVER experienced a dog that farts, burps, slurps his drinking water all over the floor, like my lovely dog. Every time he...
  8. elye
    ...Lots and lots of water can only help.
  9. elye
    I'm still pathetically new to copying and pasting...how embarrassing...I don't notice anyone making these kinds of mistakes but me!), so I hope this link works. This is one of the most incredible shorts I have ever seen. I don't cry easily, but there were tears there as it ended. The message is invaluable, particularly for the young. The footage is tough...
  10. elye
    Our leaves are usually fully red and orange by now up here, but it is very late this year. And we, too, have had a wonderfully warm September and October (high 70's). But it's comin'......
  11. elye
    Oh, dear...Tom isn't one of those Men With Boobs, is he? Forget the clinical name...a male with excessive estrogen. A Mestrogen? If this is the case, Lord (...or Lady? Laddie?) Tom should absolutely lead this parade, as it seems to be taking on an air of sexual ambivalence...MJ, Chuck, and I've always wondered about Charlton and his obsession with tough...
  12. elye
    Well, speaking of boobs: What's the most popular size of brassiere in a nursing home? 38 long.
  13. elye
    Four loads of laundry! Goodness, Daughter...and no little kids. What happened, didja get a mighty glutening?
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    Hey! Did some quick research. The Australian term for their mysterious hairy bipoedal hominid is not Yeti (that's Nepal), but Yowie. Much nicer...better for the parade. Jess, some new stanzas, please?
  16. elye
    Well, Jess, this explains the sudden ability to construct such sophisticated, intricate, well-metred poetry. Excellent work! I will ask my MIL about whether or not these creatures are adequate leaders. One assumes they are solitary, so I'm gonna guess that no, one should NOT Let any Yeti Lead. Perhaps those who have had some orienteering or Boy Scout...
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    Oh, boy, you miss more than eight hours on here, and you're scrambling....There's so much to respond to. Mygawd, it's like a literal thread of my workdesk. Gotta keep on it!
  18. elye
    I didn't think a permit was needed for obtaining machine guns in the U.S. You just need your Visa and a sane look on your face, dontcha?
  19. elye
    Whoa, this is our Grand Leader speaking, fellow subjects.... Chuck coming out...could add a whole new dimension to our Parade..
  20. elye
    We will all be armed with our impeccable grammar, but no need for said Sanity Box. None of us have any to bring in...
  21. elye
    Julie, Julie! Ya got it wrong...Mr. Heston is not shooting at, he is shooting, Oompah Loompahs off the float. C'mon, now, that would be SILLY.....
  22. elye
    Oh, gawd.....it is truly a vortex, and no, NO ONE can explain why....
  23. elye
    Ahhh, you're all absolutely right. What came over me? This must be an event for ALL. I hang my head as someone who discriminated momentarily...and more importantly, we do not want to be wrangling with any human rights groups or those representing national Acts. So, Chuck Norris has a float at the ready--skulled ice cream truck. He's in. But I'm with...
  24. elye
    Now, really...considering the nature of this Regal Procession, and its roots, and who the subjects are, I really feel that anyone we involve, whether it be a float-rider, a marching player, a twirler (tassles or otherwise) or part of the royal party, must be celiac, or at the very least gluten intolerant. Queen Bev, how's Uncle Ray's status? My dad is definitely...
  25. elye
    Yes, I move that we make every attempt to accommodate the young blood, particularly DOTL, as she appparently can offer this Procession some dancing the equal of which we'll never see. So, let's retrofit the machine guns to allow gently arcing gluten-free grape juice and chocolates. The Altoids go to the adults. As I recall, Professor Coldheart was the...
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