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elye

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  1. Ya got that right. Perhaps Scott should also consider creating a little emoticon of a toilet seat. I'll go now...don't wanna turn this into another ridiculous Silly thread.
  2. Ah, Susie! Your poor Weasel...(I believe that one's Annie). I'll be thinking about her. And your pocketbook . ..That drunken man....was he quite tall, dark, greying hair, helluva baritone speaking voice? Hmmmmm....Apparently, Mr. Goulet was out searching for my house just before I hit the 800. Said he knocked on a few doors, began to drink in frustration...
  3. Awwww...C'mon, Tom....scaredy cat! scaredy cat!
  4. Susie's Little Weasel...Bob Goulet's Emerald Nuts.... Jeez, I sure don't blush easily, but my heavens...
  5. Yeah, my av doesn't quite cut it nausea-wise. That little green face is just so....perfect! Cheeks puffed out, eyes wide in alarm...Ya gotta give him to us, Scott!
  6. ...Okay, he's here...I'm rushing in to post as he finishes his song...I, like you, Richard, have always been a big fan, but I simply will NOT ask him if he's got emerald nuts. ...He is a low baritone, so I'm guessing his nuts are a more substantial colour--russet or burnt sienna, perhaps. Oh, I hope Light isn't around....
  7. Wait....has he got emerald nuts? ...I don't think I'd better let him in....
  8. ...Are they gluten-free?!...Quick, he's coming in!
  9. The whole street's out looking! He's swaggering toward my house, King Arthur-style...he's got a mic! He's BELTING out "If Ever I Would Leave You"...!! (I'll have to let ya know about the gym socks...can't see from the front window, here...)
  10. 800 posts!! 800!!.... Wait.......oh, lord, is that who I think it is...pulling into my driveway?.... It's Bob Goulet.......
  11. OMG. Just read the four pages I've missed since about one o'clock...gaaaahhhhh...too far back to get the quote: Richard, you would be in second place, having taken the place of runner #2. And that's my final answer. Do I get the centre square?? Is that three X's?! Bells and sirens going off? Wait!....Might be double sirens, as I think I may just...
  12. Okay, are we Brady Bunch or Hollywood Squares? I vote for the Squares...MUCH funnier, and more up to the standard of wit that we produce here. The Brady Bunch...they just annoyed me with their easy humour. I think they may have scared me a little, as well. I'll take Richard, centre square, for the block...
  13. Okay, gotta get to Pimp My Pic...but Man, now not only do you miss endless witty discourse when you're off-forum for a couple of hours, you miss equally important accompanying avatars! Patty with a beard? MISSED IT! Richard, please set up a website with all past avatars and relevant captions. You can easily take an hour to do that, I'm sure... Looks...
  14. Good morning, and TERRIFIC news! Susie, I found your mojo! Amazing...out of the corner of my eye, I thought I detected a small movement from my husband's hockey bag this morning. Now, Susie, you will now know how much I care about you, as nothing but this would have made me even OPEN the zipper a tiny way...you simply do not go NEAR, let alone open, a...
  15. Read post #3816..... HEY! I'm about to hit post #800! What happens then?! Not another house? Do I get to eat something (anything!) off Mr. McConaughy's abdominal wall? How about an afternoon with Richard at work? Hmmmm...I don't need another Canadian house...
  16. Hear, Hear! Sillies stick together! (They don't seem as silly over there....I like it over here MUCH better)...
  17. Guess what?.... Yep, you guessed it..... That was my dad...again...playing M.M. I know, it's quite incredible. He'd be in wardrobe and makeup for three hours.
  18. ...Or, you could just use my avatar in the body of posts. He's an even BETTER green guy...
  19. Dunno, but we're over halfway to the new Coronation....or perhaps it will be just a renewing of vows for Queen Beverly the Great...
  20. ..Just another day in the college financial aid office...
  21. I can second that...I had no obvious GI symptoms when I was diagnosed (it was a miracle I even was diagnosed) through the blood panel, and the ensuing biopsy showed significant damage. I now get the abdominal cramping and bloating if I accidentally consume gluten, because my lower intestine has healed and I now really feel it. And it can be fairly intense...
  22. Unfortunately, pre-packaged gluten-free goodies aren't that much better for us. They often contain a lot more sugar, fat and simple carbohydrate than the gluten-filled alternative. For those people (few, I now believe) who can do gluten and insist on having processed, refined, prepackaged food in their diet, they are probably better to go with the gluten...
  23. Wow...a double post, and there are other posts in between...ya know it's busy when...
  24. Sheesh....He fools more people, I'm telling you... That shirtless wonder is not Matthew McConnaughy. It's my father. He was portraying M.M. in a skit recently about Hollywood sex symbols. Not a bad makeup department, huh?
  25. Sheesh....He fools more people, I'm telling you... That shirtless wonder is not Matthew McConnaughy. It's my father. He was portraying M.M. in a skit recently about Hollywood sex symbols. Not a bad makeup department, huh?
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