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elye

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  1. YAAAAAAYYY! 'TIS HEMORRHOIDS!!! Not something said often... . .and less often yelled on any forum. .. ... Something else rarely mentioned on a forum or elsewhere: .... . . Perhaps on another type of forum?. . . .... . . .. . .
  2. Should We Double Date With Stan and Wendy? -- The Five Neat Guys My absolute FAVORITE guys, bar none.... Open Original Shared Link Gotta put this link up on Da Book. . . .....
  3. I dunno what's phunnier....the Diarrhea Dance or this excellent li'l guy:
  4. You Spin Me Round -- Dead or Alive
  5. Pop Goes the World -- Men Without Hats
  6. Wow, POeter.....quite a visitor! I've heard of carpenter ANTS, but carpenter BEES? Gawd, all kinds o' things can be burrowing into our wood..... ..
  7. My MIL can drive the getaway car... . . . .. My maternal grandfather lived a good part of his life before he discovered that his sister was really his mother. This sort of thing happened a lot more frequently three generations ago, when a pregnant sixteen-year old was routinely hidden away and then the pretending began.. . . . ... A serious...
  8. Phorgot to say -- Rahshyellle, I THOUGHT MY MIL was nutty! Well, at least mine does not climb onto men's (or women's) laps and gyrate. . . . . now THAT would be something, honestly, I would pay a great deal of money to see. . .. .... .
  9. .. .I remember the kerfuffle that went on during a number of the Olympics in the past couple of decades -- Roots being the big company that sponsored many of the teams, and whose brand name was splashed everywhere.. . ..I think it was in Sydney where there was quite a bit of sniggering......
  10. Paaaaaatteigh!! Welcome back here!! really great to read you.. . . ... ♥ Hey, Gnick! Love yer av.. . . ....you look so healthy, svelte, sweaty, shiny . .. .... This is phunny, for Jack JUST informed the family of this last night at the dinner table. I am convinced that he will live in the UK as soon as he is old enough to move a...
  11. I'm All Right -- Kenny Loggins
  12. Hey, you think that's special.... . .in real life I do a little soft shoe, some Cirque de Soleil acrobatics... . . ....
  13. Raven!!
  14. Right. . .. . ..and cut which way -- lengthwise or crosswise? Don't think I'd be wantin' the BACK end... . . .
  15. Okay.....yer I've-submerged-my cellphone troubleshooting guide....... 1) Remove cellphone from water source (washer, sewer, public toilet, etc.) 2) Immediately remove battery from phone 3) Lay both phone and battery out to dry.....several hours 4) Re-assemble. 5) Everything should work.... Yup....done this successfully a...
  16. :lol: Chickens laying after they sing... . . ..Man, I wish this happened at church! You can bet I'd be attending a lot more often if the choir belted out their stuff, then lay eggs for everyone.. . . ... Do you think a woman sings more just before she ovulates?
  17. Okay! Shrooomie's turn.. . . . . . ...WHASSUP?
  18. Shroom! How come yer foot's up?.. . . what'd I miss?. . . ..... .. ..
  19. Come on Over -- Christina Aguliera
  20. Are you going with BE? Is that three weeks up yet?... . . ...
  21. Get Down -- Backstreet Boys
  22. Mygawd, Rahshyellle...never a dull moment.. .. ....... Used trampon simply extracted and dropped on the shower floor -- now THIS, above all types of unfathomable behavior, just stymies me. Is it stupidity, lack of experience/knowledge? No...there is a terrific, well-laid out sheet of instructions with diagrams in every tampax box, specifically saying...
  23. OMG.....keep going, R, keep going!...Wait.....lemme go to the bathroom.. . . . . .....okay! GO!
  24. Burning Down the House -- Talking Heads
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