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  1. DingoGirl
    I know. Is it because it sounds like........proctologist?
  2. DingoGirl
    Janet - was it YOU that had the Tostito in the eye? and OMG yes, I do say WHILST in person. 'tis a recent thing, though......I picked it up from them Brits. But please note, I don't say it to the masses......just inner circle.
  3. DingoGirl
    gahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Yes, laptop on standby in case there's just a room of us, blank-faced and mute (not bloody likely - give just me, for example, two glasses of wine and I cackle madly and my voice escalates - just ask everyone around me ) But wait. According to our recent Fart Chartage, we seem to have a deArth of flatus in our...
  4. DingoGirl
    I'm on this......I'll call my agent................ I know for certain that I want Hugh Grant......but......then I was reminded about his.....cooties.........so I think I'll be changing my mind. OMG you sillies - - the Madonna Lemon? <vagina lemon> Well, it didn't even SELL for 3.99....... You KNOW that they were thinking...
  5. DingoGirl
    p.s. three
  6. DingoGirl
    I can.......manage on skis. Skiing is not unlike my (former) tennis game: flashes of pure brilliance, and other moments, looked like I'd never played before in my life. I threw my last racket at age 27.........the skiing is a bit better, though, and I can at least FAKE that I know what I"m doing. MADCAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...
  7. DingoGirl
    Mango! You're going to Ireland??????? Oh, I envy you and your traveling........ BTW - you look GORGEOUS w/ your makeup!
  8. DingoGirl
    :lol: Last night I ate half a container of Trader Joe's licorice Scottie Dogs. today there could be as many as 10. No, not a farty bunch. Any longer. Sheesh, it was a bit obnoxious in the first few months being gluten-free, though.....I was dairy intolerant for a while. Dang, those were some big 'uns. ...
  9. DingoGirl
    I LIVE at Trader Joe's......and I eat many things that are not on that list. Have had tremendous luck and no reaction to anything that says "processed in a facility w/ wheat." Favorite things: gluten-free Granola gluten-free pancakes (frozen) all the yogurts Columbus meats (deli section) all the cheeses Spicy Flax Seed and Soy Tortilla...
  10. DingoGirl
    Yup, that sounds about right.............. :lol: *snorrrrrrrrrrrrrt* :lol: :lol: :lol: the fact that Peter is playing our little game is just too funny for me. My count today? ZERO. That's right, sillies. I expect a handful during the night, though...you never know. Bev's av!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. DingoGirl
    Well, there is that Kaboom cereal, there, you know. Also useful for cleaning toilets, I have heard. Special magic-action foaming marshmallows. do not forget Acid Green and Yellow OchRE. Mama Cass Amanda......wish I were there. I'd scare the bejaysus out of them. we'll get Yeti there right away.........I am plucking...
  12. DingoGirl
    gaaaaaaaawd :lol: :lol: Ummmmmm........but think about this - - the dehydrated, eviscerated, multi-coloUred marshmallows do compress well, are better perhaps for travel and then can be reconstituted into their fluffy state......just a thought. <we are BARKING mad!!!!!!!!!!!!> *snort*
  13. DingoGirl
    Okay....Bev.......are you quite sure it is not an image of the Madonna? this does happen a lot, you know. Look what I found the other day on ebay: Open Original Shared Link <franky, I think it looks more like a female body part - Mulva, if you will - than the Madonna> All right, Sillies. The elliptical farts can...
  14. DingoGirl
    :lol: No, silly, they are NEVER trapezoidal....often they are zig-zagged, with either soft or rounded edges, and sometimes, they are sort of.......I don't know how to describe but......kind of zipper shaped. Oh, you KNOW when they are shaped like that - that's the extended rat-a-tat emission sound you hear. :lol: <I actually made myself...
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    :lol: Okay.....but, haven't they not HAD the Kaboom (bad name - - there is a shower cleaning spray by same name ) dehydrated-brightly-coloUred product yet? couldn't you just LIE and say, "oh no, this is marhsmallow faerie pixie dust, and it COMES that way........"
  16. DingoGirl
    oh, poopy cow on your cold!! Okay - - I have a little information about the above...... White flour is, as we know, wheat processed and stripped of ALL nutrients. So, vitamins/minerals are added, esp. for the purposes of children's cereals and white breads. Alas, from my nutritional studies in the distant past (more than 20 years ago), I remember...
  17. DingoGirl
    :lol: Well, most farts are elliptical, and shaped like very elongated skinny footballs. This allows ease of exit. But many, as we know, emerge as fluffy clouds. Still makes me laugh to wonder how I came up w/ this. Um, BTW, I drew normal things too. *snort* THERE"S JANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where have you been? ...
  18. DingoGirl
    OMG sillies - guess what else. I was awake quite a bit last ngiht - so around 3 or 4, turned the telly on, and watched an intense one-hour interview w/ a political candidate. All I can say is that I'm shocked, astonished, and utterly flummoxed to report that in one hour, I RADICALLY CHANGED my voting decision and the party which I STAUNCHLY...
  19. DingoGirl
    Just wish I could show you all............ What in hell??????????????? Wait - you didn't mention Kurt - - did he have a HAND in this?????????? IN the pattern of a hand. Please describe. But oh my gosh, most peculiar. Did you fall whilst sleepwalking? I'm goign w/ alien abduction....... Amanda - - - your job is TOO...
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    Had a veeeeeeeeeeeery flatulent night.......many, many fat, loooooooooong, fluffy ones......up all night (pre-menstrual night sweats - always lovely) OMG - forgot to tell you guys that when I was little, I, um, decided I knew what different types of farts look like.........and I used to draw them. :lol: Oh sillies - - - I am sorry...
  21. DingoGirl
    we ate like pigs, all day long. OMG - on Puppet Masters set, I made friends w/ an actor named Marshall Bell.......lovely man. We had a nice flirtation going and I actually got to eat at the actors' table one day. Alas, no majors were dining at that time, but I met Sutherland and this young hottie named.....Thor? Thyme? Thong? oh - Eric Thal...
  22. DingoGirl
    oh yeah, YOU FART FOR ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: fibRE. *snort* OMG, so sorry. Mea maxima culpa. You really ARE one of us, you know. Nikki said Jim Jams. *snooort* Um, the fibRE, a banned substance? hmmmm....must ponder, perhaps we'll take a vote.....
  23. DingoGirl
    dunno. Guess I really am just crazy? Um, yeah, don't give that description to your bro, it didn't work so well for me on Match.com. (Bah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is a joke, you sillies) Herculean sphincter. :lol:
  24. DingoGirl
    Welcome, April. My gosh, you might as well have been writing about ME in that paragraph.......this is exactly my behavior - and it got so much worse. As a girl, my mom would ask me to do something - empty the dishwasher, clean my room - and I would scream and cry and it would take forever....as an adult I realized jsut how jumbling and confusing everything...
  25. DingoGirl
    Em - go back and re-read my post......I did a serious edit whilst I THOUGHT I was writing a NEW post....... <had a speck o' gluten last night, took the risk of eating the sweet potato fries in shared fryer mental health is quite solid today but this morning's poop? not as much..... >
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