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  1. DingoGirl
    (jealous face) Well I guess I have got to git me summa those, too! Today what I need is a gorgeous, soothing and erudite man (one of those "THROWS," Judy and Robbin? ) to go to Whole Foods, get an Amy's pizza and organic cherries, cook the pizza for me, make some steamed veggies, wipe my brow with a cool compress, entertain me with amusing...
  2. DingoGirl
    See, I KNEW You could feel the dingos staring!! OMG - - - well, I ASSUME they're formed into shapes, because how does a long, skinny poop take the shape of a peace sign by itself? and there were actual poops in heart-shaped boxes called VALENTINE POOPS...egads....... as you can all see, I am in obvious post-traumatic stress and not recovered...
  3. DingoGirl
    YES, INDEED-Y! we ARE nuts, that's why we like each other so much!! oh and plus, it's a full moon........... Who is JP.....can't think.......anywho I am one of the simple-minded idiots who can sometimes think that scatological humour is funny (obviously).....but I looked at 6 or 8 pictures on that site and oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaawd.......
  4. DingoGirl
    JUDY YOU ARE A LUNATIC!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well hello, Farts Like Machine! that is a**crackingly funny! And ratemypoo IS heinously funny but it made me sick! OMG - - - the people we stayed with in Montana had about 20 acres in Hamilton. They owned a HUGE and very beautiful black wolf (dang thing would get on the couch, sometimes...
  5. DingoGirl
    Well then we'll meet at some Starbucks in between and I'll drink coffee and you can drink water. I am signing off, goodnight to you, and to all.
  6. DingoGirl
    Would you believe, I have never been. Only lived here for two years. TOO FREAKING HOT HERE, ain't it? Yes, we must get together! I would love it.
  7. DingoGirl
    what? all due to your teeth? I am confused....but I am so sorry you have all these issues. I an no stranger to depression, friend. pm me if you want to meet for coffee. I sense that you are about half my age and so I have all this elderly wisdom () and maybe I could reach a hand into that dark forest you are in, and show you that there IS light...
  8. DingoGirl
    That is so hard. Taking all those meds is like a full-time job, isn't it? good thing you are not working right now and can concentrate on your health. I NEED AN ADAM!!!!! (but I have decided I am an old curmudgeon who really likes living alone)
  9. DingoGirl
    HALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?????? I live in clovis! You're my neighbor, silly!!!!!!!!! Hey, you're not one of the newly-diagnosed celiacs referred from my GI's office who called me, are you? This is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  10. DingoGirl
    DEFINITELY do not go to the poop site.....but it did remind me of the most heinously funny scatological story, years ago, involving taking my niece home, having the IMMEDIATE need to go, being locked out of her house, and squatting in the back yard......had to pick it up with an empty potato chip bag rummaged from the trash....there are more details but I...
  11. DingoGirl
    what the....are YOU in Fresno? and your post.....it was both funny and very poignantly sad......in the same sentence: vagina, chinese food, and "I love my life." I do hope your va-jay-jay feels better soon!
  12. DingoGirl
    JIN - - - You are killing me!!!! You are just a nutty, sweet, funny girl. I have to ask, because I was on sabbatical from Rville when you came in, first, how old are you, and second, what are you studying in school? are you in college? and YES, we MUST try to find ways to use SCATOLOGY or SCATOLOGICAL as much as possible!!
  13. DingoGirl
    Carla - - I am almost on the same sleep schedule as you - - except I ONLY let myself sleep past 8 on Saturdays......just feel too guilty otherwise! (even on my days off - which I guess is every day, now)..... OMG - ratemypoo.com - - - oh my gaaaaaaaaawd, I thought I could look at anything, ANYTHING in the world, but that nearly made me hurl.... ...
  14. DingoGirl
    Yes, very cute picture Patti! Your hair looks quite sassy. Um, well, here I am, it's Friday night, and I am home, again.... what a piteous life.....I have a young friend who wants to go out later.....what time? I asked.....oh around 9:00 she said......ha ha ha ha ha.......I don't think so - - so I stay contentedly at home, chatting on phone...
  15. DingoGirl
    Premature Post - BEV - weathah! OMG I am so jealous.....my excitement here is that it was supposed to be 100 tomorrow (now WHY do I live here?) and is now only supposed to be 92 or 93....that is a bit more decent..... But anywho as I am reading about your ISH-EWZZZZZZZZZZ - - I am wondering if this is a shellfish reaction? sounds like it...
  16. DingoGirl
    Patti And remember, this can apply to certain bosses, too, who need a good beating in the parking lot *I* don't really stare that much, but <------ that is kind of how the dingos stare - - only you can FEEL what they're thinking, as they WILL YOU with their thoughts to get you to do things..... morning, all. ...
  17. DingoGirl
    Sadly, I am the opposite....had an iron stomach all my life, until the three or four years preceding diagnosis (and still, it wasn't that bad and I didn't really care or notice it).....but once I went off gluten, I realized, there was no longer that constant, dull ache that had been with me, that I hadn't quite realized how much it hurt until it was gone...
  18. DingoGirl
    Why yes, you are COMPLETELY CORRECT in your assessment!! customers LOVED me!!!!!!!!!!! Um, did I mention, NO ONE in that family paints or does anything remotely creative, and so they hide in the back office??????? so that WE can answer the questions????? (residual rage coming through here, folks) Rachel - - - did your boss say it with a winky face...
  19. DingoGirl
    Jin, you are a lunatic! Um.....Dookie Detectives, Poop Patrol, ha ha. Rachel has declared that she isn't able to assume the role of Diarrhea Diagnostician, hence, she is going to be the Constipation Consultant, all of this falling under the umbrella of Scatological Surveys. [SCATOLOGY, great word, and for those who don't know, it is the study...
  20. DingoGirl
    gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! those are excellent, dear Nikki...... oh dear, I find I have nothing funny to add.......have I become terribly DULL?????
  21. DingoGirl
    A ROBBIN SIGHTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! You ARE a lunatic! Come and see us as often as you can, goofball. Um.....I am confused....how cna she have only three posts? what was the member name before? hasn't she always been gluless? so confused......
  22. DingoGirl
    I know, I miss him.......I also really miss our queen Julie. Anybody know how she's doing? Excellent dream story, Donna. I have MINI SERIES, epic dreams, they are SO MUCH fun - - -on adn on and on and on for HOURS, many celebrities, events, parties, colors, jewelry, love, fun, drama - - - I sometimes awake exhausted and have to lie there...
  23. DingoGirl
    I doubt you will ever hear me using this new Rville word......"I Carla'd some nuggets" - - -don't think so - - -
  24. DingoGirl
    the part about having no choice when we tell our non-Celiac friends - I know, they just listen and sort of roll their eyes, don't they? Yes, the glutened D really does smell like skunk......am I the only one that has this? It is unbelievable. I cannot be in public on a day of glutened D, would not want to inflict this on others. But you know...
  25. DingoGirl
    oh my gawwwwwwwwwd - - - been trying to figure out for 16 months how to describe the smell of glutened diarrhea (Carla - - - I CAN believe we discuss this here - - but I must be weird - I discuss my bowel movements with ALL of the inner circle - - and now they tell me theirs but when I try to describe diarrhea by glutening - impossible ) - - - - IT...
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