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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Judith! Have you tried that active charcoal that Julie recommends? can you take it? Tom is not feeling well. Haven't heard from Sarah in a few days...... some sad sillies. Got to get the mojo runnin' again....... JESS! what kind of SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZ?????????????????????????? -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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You haven't seen the size of my YARD. He will do my whole front yard for $10. Yup, that's right. I usually do it myself........and I am the ONLY person in all of Stepford who does these two things: hand-cuts the edges of the grass (yup, down on me hands and knees, pholks) and: sweeps it all up WITH A BROOM. People really do stare at me. and BTW... -
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DingoGirl replied to jerseyangel's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Happy Birthday Andrea! Hope you had a great day. -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
:lol: Okay please note, Em, that 'twas NOT a van. It was a trailer, with a gate that comes down so the machinery can be wheeled out. Curiously, I had just fully studied the inside of it earlier, as was coveting his blower......stood transfixed, in fact, as I stared at it and wondered if it had just too much power for the average citizen (me) to use... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
mildly cracked mah own self up whilst writing.....CARTEL always makes things PHUNNIER! (well, teh phunny things, anyway ) SILLY! I think you mean LiPHetime Achievement Award, don't you? Yes, Curly Lisa, a good idea. who in hell DID come up with ph's? this would take weeks of research. I would like to say, ahem, that... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Oh - This is for Em....... OMG - I tried to brush Weezee's teef yesterday......what a savage ordeal. Lots of head-jerking and severe clamping shut of the mouth. Oh, very concentrated licking and licking of the doggie toofpaste that was deposited before she knew what I was doing. Quite difficult to do this with just two hands.......one... -
ARCHIVED My Dog Is In Lucky & Glamour!
DingoGirl replied to jkmunchkin's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
I bet you could put it in your av - at least briefly so we could see! Just do a "save as" and compress the photo to less than.....50 something-or-other (megabytes? kilowatts? ) BTW - how did this happen for your dog? That is so cool! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
better frozen balls than Schwetty balls Open Original Shared Link OMG - phorgot all about it! Thanks for the reminder, will pick some up toot sweet! :lol: what a phine idea........the Phirst Annual Sillie Awards..... JUDITH! Yer not a wimp! Now it's YOUR turn to be shat off a cliff...... poopy cow... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
so......yorkshire "pudding" is those biscuit-y things.....'tis what I thought. Why are they called pudding? Shouldn't they be called Yorkshire Soggy Corn Muffins? Some recipes call for them to have the beef juice/gravy in them....but not all. Am intrigued by these.....but i'm afraid I'll need Tel to make some for me. my Cake in a Cup was.....interesting... -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
ginger in me beans? Well........I am actually DONE with beans, except for a white kidney bean salad I make. Too much gaseous trauma. JANET!! git some al-kee-haul!!!!!!!!! Or not. Come as you are. Oh she is SO beautiful! Inconvenient about her nocturnal roamings though. Nice looking balls, Peter! ... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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Patti well it's always 5:00 sum'eres, ya know Phone calls? JUDY! Didn't you put your number on the Do No Call list? go to donotcall.gov THIS INSTANT!!!!! No more pesky phone calls again! (wait - is there a reason besides that that they don't call me? should I be worried? ) OMG - he's sooooooooo... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
well, I don't think spices and sausage have been declared weapons of attack, yet Rain? oh I how I miss rain...... what? I must get BUSY over there!!!!!!!!!! a shaved cat? the whole thing? why -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Hi Bunnie! What kind of car? I want a new car......a new, CLEAN car that doesn't smell like wet dog.... He musta stunk :lol: Em, did you watch? those are our wackl friends from Big Bang theory OMG - LOVE the scientist videos Sillies!!!!!!!!! I am menstrual today blech.......and, no sign of Ike anywhere... -
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I was sleeping........the tasting room was closed Tuesdays and Wednesdays. got an uncharacteristically early (esp. from Lauren, a college student at the time) phone call and turned on the TV. I watched it for pretty much 48 hours straight, then went to work at the TR on Thursday. We were grief-stricken adn miserable at work, trying to promote fun and tourism... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
:lol: :lol: Gahhhhhhhhhh............that is exactly what she is thinking, I am sure of it!!!!! Patti! a guffaw at yer phrasing mixed with outrage over your lupine glutening! was awakened by a phone call at 7 a.m. from Lauren......thought she was being an alarmist........ No, we will never... -
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:lol: yer whole post cracked me up Judy called me a ding bat :lol: Hi Ryan! 'night, sillies -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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she's ready OMG - clean teeth and a freshly-squeezed anus bottom!!!!! (that would be Weezee, pholks) But - evidently it was so traumatizing - she had to talk about it for a full hour after I picked her up - the whining, whimpering, groaning and harrumph-fing, pacing and actual drama queen carryings-on were quite something So - I drugged... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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Weezee wants to kiss ALL of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Hallo SilleTubbies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG - em's gittin' herself a hot tub - we are SO descending upon her house......... Well, The Weasel is getting her dirty little teef cleaned as we speak....and thank God, no extractions, saving me $150! Oh, anal glands to be emptied also........oh, such a fresh, clean little dog she will be! and... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Verrucas I am sure we get them here........but.....what are they called? OMG sillies check this out - today's paper: Open Original Shared Link -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
OMG this just in - - have Regis/Kelly on in the background, and I guess readers were sending in letters w/ suggestions for Regis's new grandpa name........ someone suggested "G Pizzle" :lol: -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Oh! I want to come over and curl up w/ blankies and the small ginger cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want RAIN AND COLD WEVVER!!!!!!!!!!!! The sun..........it depresses me - I am not kidding (well, too much sun - it makes me feel always - too exposed - hard to explain but......clouds/rain/dark skies feel cozy and safe ) and look where in hell I live... -
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------------ ----------------------- ------------------------------------- now I KNOW I"m feeling better because........THAT gave me a snorting guffaw........and reminds me - yet another sentence (and in bold) for a newbie to encounter and scramble off "Traveling, interpretive, assemblage/circus act with......inflatable sauna... -
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:lol: But - I would add - Sauna WEENER Pants etc. Julie - the monkey :lol: -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Lisa :lol: quite the talent you have for our surmisals dang, we ARE phunny she's waiting.....getting her bed all nice and fluffed for him *snort* newest band name: Poop Pod and the Poo Crimes OMG :lol: I LOVE when Nik says summat - - can yanks say it? or is it just too lame...