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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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curlyfries Contributor

Who let the dogs out

Ruff.......ruff........ruff ruff


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flourgirl Apprentice

mmmeeemememmememee

Sit there, and count your fingers

what else can you do

Old girl your through

sit there and count your little fingers

unlucky little girl blue

No use, old girl

you may as well surrender

your hope is getting slender

why won't somebody send a

tender blue boy

to cheer up little girl blue

flourgirl Apprentice

I see that we have 3 guests reading along. They probably have no clue what's going on here.....our campaign to oust the latest self-appointed Kween of Psillyville :lol::lol:

Poor souls...yer welcome to join us in any event!

curlyfries Contributor

Which way America

Which way America

Which way America

Which way to go

This is my country and

I want to know

Which way America is

going to go

flourgirl Apprentice

Just pop in to say hello...introduce yourselves....you don't even have to make sense if you don't want to. ;)

curlyfries Contributor
I see that we have 3 guests reading along. They probably have no clue what's going on here.....our campaign to oust the latest self-appointed Kween of Psillyville :lol::lol:

Poor souls...yer welcome to join us in any event!

If they don't have a name, sometimes they are spies :ph34r:

Probably wondering what kind of code we're using :blink:

flourgirl Apprentice

Probably that psecret blue-smurf spiekode! :ph34r:


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curlyfries Contributor

♪♫♪

There are many of roads to travel

Many of hills to climb

I'm gonna find the straightest road

and travel til the end of time

flourgirl Apprentice

I notice that the current blue-smurf google ads look innocuous....perfectly innocent. That's only to catch us off guard....while the spies do their work! :unsure:

flourgirl Apprentice

The answer my friend is blowin in the wind

The answer is blowin in the wind

(or up your skirt is you prefer :lol: )

flourgirl Apprentice

Happygirl must be sloggin' through those many pages past

curlyfries Contributor
I notice that the current blue-smurf google ads look innocuous....perfectly innocent. That's only to catch us off guard....while the spies do their work! :unsure:

:lol:

I was just about to say that I think we have them stumped!

:lol:

curlyfries Contributor
Happygirl must be sloggin' through those many pages past

.......or looking thru all the llamallady links, trying to solve the mystery :P

flourgirl Apprentice
:lol:

I was just about to say that I think we have them stumped!

:lol:

Even stumps me! What are we doing here....

What does it all mean?

flourgirl Apprentice

Oops....looks like we chased a few away :(

curlyfries Contributor

This reminds me of when I worked at the middle school. There was one teacher who had the kids write in a journal, and if they couldn't think of anything, they were to write I don't know what to write over and over until something popped into their head.

Only we write song lyrics, instead! :rolleyes:

flourgirl Apprentice

My Psilly seems to have developed brain hiccups.

Starting to pheel a bit like phone conversations :lol:

"hi. What are you doing?"

"Nothin'. What are you doing?"

curlyfries Contributor

"Let's do something"

"OK, what do you want to do?"

"I don't know. What do you want to do?"

flourgirl Apprentice

Where have all the flowers gone

Long time passing

Where have all the flowers gone

long time ago

Where have all the flowers gone

Young girls picked them

every one

When will they ever learn

When will they ever learn

flourgirl Apprentice
"Let's do something"

"OK, what do you want to do?"

"I don't know. What do you want to do?"

EXACTLY!!! :lol::lol:

So you must have those too.....or at least had some like that

flourgirl Apprentice

Hello Pieterrrr! Have you some meaningless mumbo jumbo to add?

curlyfries Contributor
Hello Pieterrrr! Have you some meaningless mumbo jumbo to add?

....or meaningful, even. I think our brains need a jump-start :blink:

curlyfries Contributor

Reesee.....you are the top poster today at 137, whilst I am in 4th, 5th?....forgotten already....at 92

flourgirl Apprentice

I wasn't sure how many I managed to throw in there..but I didn't think it was that many. Of course, if we were counting only complete sentences I'd lose a great many of my count! :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

You were posting like a madwoman yestserday! You probably have Post-post traumatic syndrome

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