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jerseyangel Proficient
Likewise . . . I too have read every word and I too have no life . . .

Me either :P

Observation:

Joggers/walkers in big cities carry pepper spray to fend off muggers.

Joggers/walkers in the country carry a big stick to beat off the neighbor's crazy inbred dogs.

I find this to be true, also ;)

Did someone call cashew? Can I still be the cashew?

Can I be an almond? I eat so much of the stuff, I may turn into one anyway :lol:

:o Bev's Brain Back!? Run for your LIVES!!

:D

I may just paint a room!!!!!!!

I have painting to do, too. I'm still up to my yatta-bay in boxes and stuff, though. An obscene amount of stuff, I might add <_<

No, she's saying your apex is pointed!!

:lol::lol:


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jerseyangel Proficient
Hmm... very interesting.

Only 40 more to go :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast

I love the new avatars!

Sarah, is that you? You look so young!

Janet, is that your daughter? She is adorable!

Bev, love the new pic of you and hubby!

Patti, so Marie is in, Jennie is in, and Cameron is out?!?!?! :o

Shocked the heck out of me.

Ridgewalker Contributor
I love the new avatars!

Sarah, is that you? You look so young!

Confession:

It may be that the pic I posted is not entirely up-to-date. :ph34r:

Green12 Enthusiast
Confession:

It may be that the pic I posted is not entirely up-to-date. :ph34r:

:lol:

That's ok, what are a few years here and there!

It's always nice to put a face to the name :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Confession:

It may be that the pic I posted is not entirely up-to-date. :ph34r:

Oh yes, Susie does that too . . . posts pics from 10 years ago!

elye Community Regular
HEY!!!! Is she calling me ELLIPTICALLY shaped?? <gasp>

...Aye, with globose follicles.... :o:lol:

Actually, ellipses are quite complementary shapes. Now, Tom, if I'd claimed you were a rhomboid....now, them's fightin' words!


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tom Contributor
Tom, I just don't think you've come from that forest ... so are you now wanting to be a Brazil Nut after you already snubbed it?

Well . . . . I've read that the paperwork is a hassle, and the turnaround-time is a b!tch, but the option to launch the de-snubbing sequence is always in play.

Now . .. . .more info needed . . .. gimme some details on how closely that forest of your'n (yes, pronounced 'urine') follows the famously Fundamentalist Islamic "heaven" of 72 Virgins.

<tom believes they're the SAME 72 virgins for each and every suicide bomber, and that all 72 REMAIN virgins> HA! Take THAT ya moe-rons!! :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast
If you ask her what she wants to be when she grows up, her answer is

Very early on, she said she wanted to be a coffee maker - I wasn't sure if this meant she wanted to work at Starbucks or she just wanted to be a small kitchen appliance.

:lol: :lol: :lol: But MAYBE she wants to be like Baroness Karen von Blixen-Finecke, and own a GIANT coffee bean plantation in Africa!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, that's the ticket!!!!!!! :P

I have painting to do, too. I'm still up to my yatta-bay in boxes and stuff, though. An obscene amount of stuff, I might add <_<

:lol: Patti said yatta-bay...........

do you need the dingos for ebay models? I can ship them by train......... ;)

Patti, so Marie is in, Jennie is in, and Cameron is out?!?!?! :o

Cameron is just too..............mannequin-ish and perfect looking. Susie no like. :huh:

Confession:

It may be that the pic I posted is not entirely up-to-date. :ph34r:

:lol:

But still, kind of a lovely Andie McDowell quality!

Oh yes, Susie does that too . . . posts pics from 10 years ago!

the hell you say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:P

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

this is just not a good day at work....drama!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
this is just not a good day at work....drama!

Well now, you OWE it to your sillies to TELL us about it!!!!!!!!!!!

:P

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti, so Marie is in, Jennie is in, and Cameron is out?!?!?! :o

Shocked the heck out of me.

Julie--I fell asleep last night before the show was over and didn't find out till this morning! I was surprised it wasn't Jenny only because Cameron is so popular on AMC. His dancing, I thought, was always a little "wooden". It just didn't flow.

do you need the dingos for ebay models? I can ship them by train......... ;)

Cameron is just too..............mannequin-ish and perfect looking. Susie no like. :huh:

I could use the dingos right about now--husband is a packrat! :angry:

I like Cameron on the soap, but not so much on DWTS.

jerseyangel Proficient
this is just not a good day at work....drama!

Not good :(

We'll have to be extra silly for you :)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

One feels undervalued so she was crying and I guess (I am out of the loop) that this has been a long time coming since our new boss came. The woman crying actually is a very hard worker and I know she knows it. Not sure what all is going on but lots of whispering and tears and such......drama!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I'm still up to my yatta-bay

You're up to your WHAT :huh::huh:

I could use the dingos right about now--husband is a packrat! :angry:

Wait.... your hubby is a PACKRAT :huh::huh:

PATTI !!! Stop speaking in strange tongues!!! (amusing though confusing...OMG !!...can you not JUST tell I'm a lyricist!! :lol: )

Confession:

It may be that the pic I posted is not entirely up-to-date. :ph34r:

What??? You mean that pic was before the crows feetr/grEy hair !! :lol: (only kidding Sarah ;) )

Oh yes, Susie does that too . . . posts pics from 10 years ago!

Oh you guys knew about that????

Ridgewalker Contributor
What??? You mean that pic was before the crows feetr/grEy hair !! :lol: (only kidding Sarah ;) )

:lol: Yup, that photo is BC- Before Children.

Ridgewalker Contributor
But still, kind of a lovely Andie McDowell quality!

Why thank you!

elye Community Regular

...Um, guys....

...Where's Peter? :huh:

He made such a spectacular entrance, bowled us all over, and now...where is he? I did warn him....A picture suddenly flashed in my mind of our Peter sitting alone in a corner, knees up, rocking back and forth, blathering quietly....

Oh, Peterrrrrrrrr.......

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
One feels undervalued so she was crying and I guess (I am out of the loop) that this has been a long time coming since our new boss came. The woman crying actually is a very hard worker and I know she knows it. Not sure what all is going on but lots of whispering and tears and such......drama!

oh dear! Could you not offer up a bit of your absinthe? I think it just helps EVERTHING!!!!!!

:lol:

...Where's Peter? :huh:

He made such a spectacular entrance, bowled us all over, and now...where is he? I did warn him....A picture suddenly flashed in my mind of our Peter sitting alone in a corner, knees up, rocking back and forth, blathering quietly....

Oh, Peterrrrrrrrr.......

:lol:

:unsure:

:o

oh dear..........this IS terribly alarming, and yes, you DID warn him........dear God I hope someone is there to wipe the foam from his mouth............

:lol:

I shall send the dingos. they are temporarily available.

but sad news.......after not walking for nearly a week, I put Annie's foot in a tight bandage-wrap, and within five minutes she began limping as badly as before...........now licking her paw madly............ :(:(:(

OH! so sorry to inject sadness into the silliness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

must sell more things.....going to raid mommy's house now........

elye Community Regular
but sad news.......after not walking for nearly a week, I put Annie's foot in a tight bandage-wrap, and within five minutes she began limping as badly as before...........now licking her paw madly............ :(:(:(

must sell more things.....going to raid mommy's house now........

Oh, poor Annie...not again. :(:(

Okay, off to get more hats on Gus. One thing that dog can do, is move hats on eBay...!

jerseyangel Proficient

:lol: Gus, the hat model!

Sorry to hear of Annie's foot :( The poor thing really has been through it lately.

CarlaB Enthusiast
Confession:

It may be that the pic I posted is not entirely up-to-date. :ph34r:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

What a great idea, why didn't I think of that?!

this is just not a good day at work....drama!

Sorry.

Well, the kitchen counters and sinks got installed today!!! It sure looks like I'll be able to cook that turkey I ordered! YAY! The painter is here ... tile guys for backsplash tomorrow .... plumber Monday! The painting won't be done by Thanksgiving, but I can cook without paint!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Carla-good to hear about the kitchen :)

Sorry to hear about Annie though, I am thinking about her.

jerseyangel Proficient
You're up to your WHAT :huh::huh:

Wait.... your hubby is a PACKRAT :huh::huh:

PATTI !!! Stop speaking in strange tongues!!! (amusing though confusing...OMG !!...can you not JUST tell I'm a lyricist!! :lol: )

Oops! Sorry Nikki :D

Yatta-bay=butt, wazoo, et.el :lol: From the show "Taxi"--a character named Latka who was from some fictional country where they pronounced everything funny. (Ya kinda had to be there) :lol:

Packrat=Someone who never throws anything away. Ever..... <_<

Jestgar Rising Star
must sell more things.....going to raid mommy's house now........

start with the purse, the one with the wallet in it.

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