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  1. 2 inches of hairy beast? I guess they say only the 1st 2 inches really matter No, the IUD, and I've got another year on the shelf life. We are, however, the most fertile people on the planet. We'll just say we got preggers with dd when I shouldn't have been able to and I've already gotten pregnant with this IUD but didn't know until I...
  2. I AM HOOOOMMMMMEEEEE!!! THANK GOD (yes I said G-O-D!!) Missed you all! Didn't get as drunk as I wanted to for the past week. Did run a lot, though, I guess that's better..... I am now in the Christmas mood! 24/7 carols on the radio, cheezy movies on Hallmark and Lifetime every night, I am in HEAVEN!! I am, in the process, making my dh miserable...
  3. Uh-Oh, I'm in trouble, me SIL just got in trouble for saying arss, I'm in deep sh!t....
  4. Me auntie has 2 of these, I lurve them!! They're gigantic!! If my dh wasn't deathly allergic, I'd have a housefull of 'em!! We are in Idaho. So far, OK. As soon as we got here, I went out and ran 5 miles, so I've got the endorphins goin' Plus the 2 bottles of vodka waitin for me in the freezer--yes, I only brought 2, thought 14 might be too...
  5. I saw these on Ellen a few weeks ago, she made one of her staffers wear them-sooooo heelarious! I've got sumphin phunnee, cannot beeeelieve I'm sharing this, but it made my auntie cry out of heelariousnous and I'm sure some of you have your own kid/sex stories..... Kids were going through all the drawers in my room and found my "mini back massager...
  6. Lots of TP talk, I feel inadequate, Whichever way I grab the roll, that's the way it goes on. My son unrolls it onto the floor either way, so it doesn't really matter My, Oh, My -is alls I can say. Got sloshed with my gigglie girlfriends, saw the movie, fell in lurve all over again and am off to see it wiph me auntie tomorrow. I'll be sober...
  7. Joolze, would you PLEEEZE quit talking about me, I'm, um, like right here!
  8. Like, I'm totally like one of those people who use "like", like, all the freakin time. It like drives me totally freakin crazy that I've been doing it like since the 6th grade and like, I can't freakin stop. Now I like have an 8 y/o girl who says it, like, all the time and it makes it like so much harder to stop!!! Also, supposebly instead of supposedly...
  9. Have fun and drive safe!! Sounds like a blast! I will try to update you as my days blend together, but in BFE, there is little reception for me iphone and the keypad is pretty leetle, so you may have to try reel hard to reed my writing!
  10. Yesssssss! I have a box of BIG Ed Hardy tattoo's, lotsa skulls, knives and bloody hearts I did this last month, cable guy came out, looked at my breaker box, flipped a tripped breaker and TADAAAAH, cable
  11. No way, says me who after 1 drink can't even find her car let alone figure out how to turn it on I'sa cheep date!
  12. That's what they told me when I took my son there. It actually comes prepackaged with its own silverware so there is no risk of cc. It tasted good, better than OSF, but I have to complain that it was 12$ for 1 bowl of pasta--for a 4y/o. But on the other hand, it was nice to have the option for him
  13. Horizon Organic egg nog!
  14. Oh he was being more than a fart, tis not unusual for him Thanks for the well wishes. I'm gonna be drunk 5 days straight!!
  15. Hellooooooo!! So far, Friday has been good!(and I gets to see New Moon tonight so that's even bettah!!) Thursday was so busy that I didn't have time to think of all the things I've been so upset about, so that is good MIL and I emailed each other back and forth 3x each, finally DH actually sat down and read everything each of us had written, he...
  16. Tis a new day, tis going to be a good day. DH told off MIL last night, responding to her email, so that's good. I'm still not looking forward to spending next week with her, but I guess I'll just have to suck it up and be the bigger person! Sorry Em, I'll pay more attention to my name-whether or not it contains an "s" I needed the big, enthusiastic...
  17. HI EM!!! I did respond, very respectfully and thankful to her for her love and concern. I just got a response that essentially says my family will not be accepted into Heaven because of our lifestyle. She also thinks my DH has turned his back on God because he refuses to say the blessing at dinner-WIH?!?! How am I supposed to be in their home...
  18. HAPPY BIRPHDAY JESS!!! I am going to try my bestest to rejoin the land o' the psillies. Tis been a rough coupla days as you've seen on da book. Twas thinking today would be phabulous, happy to start a new day with all my chicks in their nest. I get to work and open my email-I get a well written and well rehearsed letter from my MIL telling us...
  19. Every Saturday and Sunday.... Last night I came home and decorated 60 cupcakes and a 4 tiered round, so that kept me away from DH last night, this morning I said the magic words "Amelia is having her 2nd birthday party today, you want to go with me and the kids to the Children's Museum all day?" As expected, I got a big fat "NO!" One day of this weekend...
  20. I was just thinking I could show him my well defined bicep as I give him a swift sucker punch in the gut! I DON'T HAVE A GUT ANYMORE!!!!!
  21. Yeah, it's been that kind of day for me too. One thing after another since 545 this morning and just got off the phone with hubby and I do believe he just told me that because of my vegetarian diet (which is "not normal") I'm gaining fat and losing muscle--WTF?????? He just called me fat?!?!?! WHY is there no crying smiley, I NEEEEEED a crying smiley...
  22. Nik- I'm soooo sorry, that totally sucks the big one!!
  23. If your dress is knee length, and you aren't wearing tights because you don't want to show your arse, just how low does your arse hang Unless you're doing some ma-jah table dancing, you should go with tights to show off yer legs!!
  24. Me thinks you'll be OK, twas the friction that started the fire
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