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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
have you seen this movie? Especially the shower scene at the end....words cannot describe how large his-um-'thumbs' are. That sucker is HUGE!! Screw the baby's arm image-it's at least a toddler!!! Speaking of sucker....... We frequent the zoo and my son loves the bat house (I find it foul and vomitous in it's odor). Anyway, I've never seen... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Congratulations Leeeeesah and Nathan!! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
My brother will absolutely be getting one too, I can sooooo see his face right now -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Thank you, always making sure I don't say the wrong thing, then fret over it for days--that's another reason y'all are so good for me And yes, vulgur Thursday actually I am the queen of bargain shopping! Designer duds on a beer budget!! It wasn't quite a toddler vomit Tis what my 8yo calls it when you throw up... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Puh-Leeeeeeze, I'm watching Oprah's shoe and handbag intervention right now. Someone NEEEEEDS to take my keys away from me right now!!!!!!!!! And I'm off all day Wednesday and Thursday -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Hope I didn't offend-will take ANY opportunity to go on a shopping spree, specially in California!! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
OH MY GOSH CAN'T BREATHE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING MUST WATCH THIS INFOMERCIAL EWWWWWWWW Open Original Shared Link -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
PHABULOUS photo!! You mateys look great!! Boobs and tummy tucks. I don't think I'll be able to have either Gawd what I'd give to have a tummy tuck! Baby vomit I just cleaned out 2 drawers and ended up with a garbage bag of clothes YES, YES, YES!!! How's about I come down, take you shopping... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
I gots ta git me o'er ta the book, czech oot thoze piks!! Is it sick and wrong that we REALLY need a new bed I've been sleeping on the aero bed in the basement for a month cuzofa bad back, so we go to mattress world last night and of course the bed we need and want is the very most expensive bed in the whole darned place, so we asked about a floor model... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
God bless all the peeps suffering with fire right now! other than the prostitutes, this sounds like the making fir a fabulous vaca!! If I wasn't a married old lady with beh-beh's, I'd be seeking out Nik's son and his friends!!! We are off to the mall to trick-or-treat tonight. Too cold and icky, (plus Ann Taylor is having a majah sale... -
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celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
You say that now............ Plus it's Friday, in my office, anything goes on Fridays. It usually gets pretty raunchy here with 6 immature men and 1 rummy, sleep deprived, coffee guzzlin lady I will also try my very best to stay away from all the Halloween goodies I made yesterday and brought to work -
I have the Tanita body fat scale. It measures to the nearest 1/2 pound. I don't use the body fat part, it just depresses me!
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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
You must look up the Dancing Grannies, it is CLASSIC!!! We shoulda talked last night. I rode 15 miles on my bike at 8, then hula-hooped for an hour. I was still up at midnight which doesn't jive with the 0450 alarm bell I will require lotsa coffee which is likely to make me more psillie! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Is that the Jillian Michaels? I have the No More Trouble Zones and Boost your Metabolism. They're each about an hour and I'm swearing like a sailor by the end! But she kicks arse like I've never seen. ( much better than those Buns of Steel biotches, or the Dancing Grannies-if you've been watching Ellen -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Every day I witness the difference between my 8 year old girl and my 4 year old boy. Today has been interesting. I had taught him a while ago to say "Hey Ladies, How you doin?" to my girlfriends. My sister comes to visit and I say, "Max, what do you say to the ladies?" He says, "Hey Ladies, Welcome to my pants!" ---Someone still needs to come pick... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
nope, I went off on sum'n in anerther thread. I lost it. If you cooda seen all the stuff I wrote that I erased, I really would have been a gonner! Don't know what got into me tonight -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
I was like, WTF? Then I was like, Oh, I get it. Then I was like, HaHaHaHa, I'm such a dork! Like, ya know (you have to throw in that valley girl accent in there when reading this ) Thanks Peetah! -
ARCHIVED Another 5 Star Meal For Me Tonight
celiac-mommy replied to jasonD2's topic in Coping with Celiac Disease
Not the same thing, I know, but you have to edge out the negatives and bring in the positives. I grew up with the most horrible self esteem imaginable. Later on, my therapist taught me that every time I walked past a mirror, NOT to focus on what I hated about myself, but compliment myself. Find SOMETHING redeemable about myself and say it out loud. I... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Uh-oh, I think I just did sumphin bad.......................but man did it feel GOOD!!!! -
ARCHIVED Another 5 Star Meal For Me Tonight
celiac-mommy replied to jasonD2's topic in Coping with Celiac Disease
I'm sorry that you are having a bad night, however, maybe you should look at your life in a different light. Smile more and b!tch less. See the positives and don't dwell on the negatives. Look at events that may seem bad and try to laugh about it. Maybe it was a blessing is disguise. Maybe the health department closed them down because of some horrid... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
WTF??? Man, some peeps are messed up! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
I did not feel swiney. I had no appitite, no rooting around in the mud looking for delish truffles or anything. Just soup, broth and fresh juice for a few days. 1 swollen tonsil and pure exhaustion. I basically slept for 3 days straight. Open Original Shared LinkFeel like when I had that kissing disease when I was 18--oh to be kissing like a teenager...