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  1. TriticusToxicum
    My math % change = ((new - old)/old) x 100 ((.33-.25)/.25) x100 (.08/.25)x100 .32x100 32% (I'm not really working either)
  2. TriticusToxicum
    See, now if I turned that around i would be in BIG TROUBLE My wife isn't stupid, and she still married me - nah-nah-nah-nah!
  3. TriticusToxicum
    That doesn't sound like restricted to me, it sounds like you've actually increased your donut intact by 32%! She gone hog wild!
  4. TriticusToxicum
    See my edit of previous post
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    I don't think we want to take this to the arguing with one another thread, do we? A smart man (not to say that I am one) never argues with a woman. So you're right you are smarter than I. It was ignorant of me to post such things during the breakfast hour. (you eat awfully late by the way )
  6. TriticusToxicum
    What happened to the 1/4 donut on sunday?
  7. TriticusToxicum
    I have one chocolate glazed left in my freezer...can you say after-work snack?
  8. TriticusToxicum
    It could also be a sign from the gluten-eating world - they want you back Maybe this means you should go to a football game and drinks BeerS too? Can pizza and pop tarts be far behind? You would have to turn in your keys to Racheville and tear up your parking permit - but beer and pizza and donuts?! To the BAT CAVE! THIS will require further...
  9. TriticusToxicum
    I don't know if this is what you're looking for, but here you go: Open Original Shared Link Open Original Shared Link Open Original Shared Link Probably a lot more out there. I just Googled and came up with more than 10 pages....how many are relevant, who knows
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    Yeah, I've seen that. Some people are REALLY SERIOUS about it too (At least I hung mine up )
  11. TriticusToxicum
    It could be that the sugary goodness combined with the deep fried doughyness and chocolatey smear on top somehow insulated your intestines from the poison. That, or the deep frying killed the gluten (TONGUE FIRMLY PLANTED IN CHEEK)
  12. TriticusToxicum
    Ok I AM a Dork!
  13. TriticusToxicum
    Punch Open Original Shared Link Counter punch Open Original Shared Link Fruit punch Open Original Shared Link Pink lemonade Open Original Shared Link Open Original Shared Link
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    air guitar
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    That's funny, because I've always thought that i was adopted! Sticks and stones may break my bones... Would you believe that dog actually has a website? He was actually crowned "world's UGLIEST Dog" (there's a stretch!) He died last year (probably walked past a mirror). I'll see if I can dig up the site (for Carla ) excuse me, did you...
  17. TriticusToxicum
    I think after all of this time you'd know better than to try and dine while reading this thread. I guess that study is true - men are 4 points smarter than women
  18. TriticusToxicum
    True, my wife and I met in kindergarten, but ran in different circles all through school (she was cool, I was a dork if you can believe that ). We re-connected after college and the rest is history.
  19. TriticusToxicum
    Gulp
  20. TriticusToxicum
    Nothing beats flannel jammies right from the dryer!
  21. TriticusToxicum
    That's the Deluxe model - includes auto-duck-and-cover. I'm only the base model my fight or flight instinct remains intact Beverly, Beverly, Beverly...you sick little monkey...are we related? This little guy followed me home the other day... http://static.flickr.com/28/36995814_dd1abc37fc.webp
  22. TriticusToxicum
    Another vote for banana bread. Cocoa Pebbles Chips and salsa
  23. TriticusToxicum
    I'm not? Would you feel better if you happened upon him/it in the woods?
  24. TriticusToxicum
    Running gag sort of thing. Thought it might get a chuckle out of some. Looks just like me too! Open Original Shared Link
  25. TriticusToxicum
    LMAO! You forgot #6 They were last seen driving a Chevy/Ford with a Ford/Chevy sucks bumper sticker I didn't think you'd recognize me without my hat Mr. Wonderful actually...This is Mr. Perfect http://www.antsports.com/ffl/A_Images/LOGOL0106T2.webp They were all part of a cheer-up schtick on 40 something(i think ). I was...
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