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  1. Maybe Fabio will deliver the fridge... Now that i typed that i realized the drivers name was Steven, he called to confirm everything last night. You don't think it could be Steven Segal? Steven Baldwin? Steve Buschemi?
  2. I think they call it "suspension of disbelief"... you need a healthy dose for this show or you'll throw something thru the TV
  3. he smells like Jose Canseco, walks like Canseco, injects himself like Canseco...you get the picture (if it quacks like a duck...) http://www.indieking.com/images2/Deeds1.webp Got Gollum?
  4. I hadn't thought of that...not a bad idea...she'll never look for me there. then i can definitively answer the question as to whether or not the light goes off when you close the door!
  5. I'm sure it will fit...I just don't deal well with the aggrevation this sort of stuff brings...Like when I ordered the darn thing. It should have taken 20 minutes, but ended up almost 2 hrs...I'm sure I'll have a story later on
  6. Did i mention I was hiding this weekend?
  7. Me thinks you do not want to test Mr. Segal...He may be fat, but did i mention he's also CRAZY? (not Gary Busey crazy, but in the same neighborhood) Now this guy could help in the garden AND lift heavy objects... http://cache.deadspin.com/sports/cansecocrazyshirt.webp Not to mention he has his own line of clothes.
  8. Does he remind anybody else of Brad Pitt's older brother? I don't think Steven will be pleased with the "company". I think he took the dingo's for sushi last night.
  9. Thanks for the re-cap. The folks that are in captivity and the folks on the beach (you haven't seen them yet) and the folks with the boat all crashed on the island. The "others" (the folks who are causing all the comotion) we don't know an awful lot about. It appears that they have been on the island a long time and may have been part of some strange...
  10. Um, is there anything you'd like to get off your chest? Forget about the Auxigro geese, just stay out of Bev's way!
  11. Do the happy-fridge-is-coming-this-A.M-dance! I can't wait to get this fridge in may house! It's like a monsoon here right now, and the guy is supposed to brin gthe fridge "around 10" It has to come up about 15 steps before it gets inside, so I'm not exactly thrilled with the weather Olivia was sick to her stomach last night, so none of us got...
  12. OMG, I missed half of the show last night! My daughter decided to throw up at about 9:15 and i was cleaning up until about 9:40 . I usually tape it, but when I got back to the tv the tape must have ended because it had been spit out of the vcr...gotta get TiVo Olivia is feeling much better today, now if I could only get in my "way back machine" and see...
  13. This is al ittle off topic, but I had to ask. Has anybody else seen the car commercial (Ford I think) with a Wild Oats prominently featured in the background? I was like WOW, they do exist (don't have them here). Ok sorry to interrupt. Back to business edit: I found this it was Mercury. Good article. Open Original Shared Link
  14. I'm Googling right now...looks like eleep is about to come to your rescue I found this if it helps (serious, no Fabio) Imitation crab= BAD Open Original Shared Link Open Original Shared Link Open Original Shared Link Open Original Shared Link Who's buying? Gary? Fabio? no he eats snails. Gotta be Steven
  15. Pssst...Sushi is just RAW FISH dressed up They won't cook it even if you ask them Take a steak with you so you'll have something to eat I'm of no use, I live in-land. Have fun - Don't DRINK THE WASABI
  16. "...they're REAL and they're SPECTACULAR!" FYI - Nolite id cogere, cape malleum majorem = "Don't force it, get a bigger hammer" (woodworking humor) (dork humor) (woodworking dork humor)
  17. My favorites..."Festivus, for the rest of us..." and..."Serenity NOW!!"
  18. My cousin (a flabby 250lb. male) heard somewhere (in the 1980's) that you could use mayonaise to tan, so he slathered himself in Miracle Whip and sizzled all afternoon and smelled like garbage for about 3 days!
  19. http://www.members.aol.com/writerjoll/plumberscrack.webp True story...2 summers agoI reshingled my roof on what turned out to be the hottest week of the year. I burn easily, so I didn't take my shirt off (sorry ladies). I worked ffrom sun-up to sun-down for like 4 straight days (alone ) at the end of the first day when I was taking a shower the water...
  20. Dear GOD, did THEY do THAT to your Cat? I'm outta here!
  21. Is that any worse that the Auxigro geese? They've been hot on my heals since i poked my nose in the "40" thread...
  22. It looks like it's doing just fine... Open Original Shared Link Whereabouts? I may just stop on the way home...
  23. ...and invite a friend while you're at it KARENNNNNNN, She said Altoids!
  24. Not REALLY far (about an hour), but far enough that the people I'm going with won't want to join me
  25. Are the the ones with tatoos and eye patches to match their surly attitudes? If so, thems the ones (I know what it means to be "goosed" thank you very much )
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