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    Whoa!.....This is like walking back into my old home or school..... And lookit all the new emojis! ???âš½??????
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    Thank you all.....It was, and continues to be, simply unprecedented -- Ottawa's downtown core has been in lockdown.....bridges to Quebec have been closed, cops sweeping, going door to door.....How innocent we all have been, here in this big, beautiful, peaceful country. No armed security at the doors of our House of Parliament -- we Canucks have always been...
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    That really is fantastic....
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    Shake Your Tail Feather -- The Blues Brothers
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    Mad World -- Tears For Fears
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    Certainly the case in my house.....
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    This is a great microcosm of the other babes-leaving-the-nest-and-learning-to-fly scenario that happens at this time of year, and is happening in my world. Son Jack has just graduated from high school and is organizing himself for his big move to university residence in Toronto. ((((Sigh)))).....Suddenly, empty nest..... I think Jack may plunk onto a couple...
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    OMG....I'll say.
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    Living in America -- James Brown
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    Bye Bye, Mon Cowboy -- Mitsou
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    Hey....THIS article has photos..... http://www.bustle.com/articles/29080-american-student-gets-stuck-in-vagina-sculpture-in-germany-reinforces-our-reputation-abroad?utm_source=FBTraffic&utm_medium=fijifrost&utm_campaign=CMfacebook
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    Man.....too bad he didn't have a sturdy string comin' out of his feet.....Any woman would have easily been able to extract him....
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    There is, absolutely, a brilliantly hilarious reply to/summation of this story.....just gotta think of it....
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    I think of Shroooomie ALL the time.....and I try to use this adage every time I can -- to try to let her know that she really does live on 'round here......
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    Hey.....Whatever blows yer skirt up....
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    I believe we're allowed 7 characters up here........"SPELING" would be even more hilarious....
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    Mr. Durwood is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He says to them: "Paul, I want you to take the Shaughnessy houses." "Valerie, take the condos over in Coal Harbour and False Creek." "Mike, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre." "Mildred, my dear wife...
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    The funniest routine I've seen dealing with the shakeweight was done by Ellen Degeneres.....She brought one out during her opening monologue, started shaking it and, wide-eyed, said, "Wow.....I'VE never used these particular muscles before!".....
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    Well.....now that you mention it......several wheelchair-bound residents did have different-looking hair.....and you know, I think some of the men had shorter trousers, as well....
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    This does make some sense -- different cutting jobs call for different sized scissors, and in a good-sized house you need a couple of pairs in each area. My mom was in a small bachelor.....and what was she cutting? Well.....paper.....(?).....her hair?..... .....What does an eighty-six year old lady cut? Like, all day? And requiring 14 pairs of scissors,...
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    Gawd....do we have a single, working, Luddite-style battery-operated flashlight in this house?.... ... . ...there certainly isn't one in my car..... Yes, during power outages we simply stumble about....'Tis quite funny, really... My mom has always had a slight OCD inclination, and the stroke she had three years ago has ramped this up a notch. We...
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    Omg......I am exactly, ridiculously, frighteningly the opposite. Do I actually even have ONE ice scraper in my car?.... ....not sure......Umbrella?....Jumper cables?....emergency candles/blankets.....?.....I would be a pathetic mess if suddenly stranded on an isolated stretch. And my PURSE, well......no feminine products (actually, got them in my gym bag...
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    WELL, HEY!!! Psillyville stirs again! Hmmmm......joke.....joke....let's see..... Well, this is from real life: at the entrance to the funeral home/cemetery near me, the big, austere, stone-surrounded sign at the main entryway says, "Drive carefully.....we'll wait"....
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