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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
For @*!%!@!#!# sake, neither do I.. ........ -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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G'Mornin, Poopy Shitake Mushroom Bad People! OooOooOooh, Shroomie, liked yer /ass%$@#s.. ..!! Must get a pic of Charles up today. .. ..... HA! Wait. . . . ........ . . ...there are only SIX words there. Methinks the word "t-ts" could be edited to "boobs".....much nicer word all around, and it sounds and looks like... -
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Oh, so now it worked!. .. .HEY!.... . Stop messin' wif me! My braaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnn . . .. .... . . ... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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HEY! How come Bevel can type SHITS, but I cannot type SHITAKE? -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Now, let's see whot happens with THIS quoted text of Bevel's. . . .......is sumfin' gonna change now that it is in MY post? Gawd.. . . . Skaought's messin' with me .. . ........ So, this must mean that, on this forum, I can type. . . . . . ...... ... poopAKE MUSHROOM ... . . .. .... Um... -
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HEY!!! POeter's "a$$hole" changed to "jerks" in my quote! Whoa. . . .......sumfin' weird. . . .. ......... -
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HA! Hey. . . . ..... .what about adding coloUr? Do coloUrful ASSHOLES cause an "S" separation? .. ..... . .. ASSHOLES. . ..... Assholes . ... . . ..... Dear gawd. . . ..small things amuse small minds, methinks. . . ...... HEY! . . . ..Oracle POeter, dancing around the C.com... -
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jerkS. ........ jerks. ......... .. . jerkS... . . . ... -
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Now ONE of 'em changed. . .......how come? The magic c.com instant editor is perhaps weaning me into the fray, allowing it gradually, a few bad words at a time. . ....... -
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AssholeS.. . ...... .. . .. .. AssholeS . .. .. . ........ . .... jerkS. .. ......... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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Hey, that's interesting. . . ...... . my typed word "a$$hole" in the last post (which I typed normally) was edited to read "jerk", but Slewzhinkia's typed-out word "a$$hole" in her post beforehand was left alone. What's goin' on wif you, Slew?.....You got some special, clandestine status that quietly exempts you from the automatic filtering and language... -
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Mornin', Nik! Gad, October 1st. We really only had a month-long summer, here. So much bloody rain and yuck, and then finally September was beeoootiful. That is quite a position, that of jerk... .. though I must say, in the past few years I have come across the odd woman who has shattered the glass ceiling and reached this rank .... -
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He really does suit the name "Charles", I must say. He was already named "Charlie" by some cruel, irresponsible, apartment-dwelling pet owner. We decided that he is quite regal and classy, even through the skinniness and barklessness.........so he's Charles. Actually, as JJack suggested, Charles Barkless. Rashyelle!!!! Are you preggers??? -
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DAY THREEE FOR SLEEEZUN!!! Let the trumpets blare, the kettle drums pound, the citizens dance and sing!! Well done, Sleezio! ....Charles is trying to bark at the mailman. ..... . ..Elsie's covering...... -
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WELL.. . . . . .. .. .. . .....last evening was a busy one. . .... Charles is here! He is a big, regal, loverly sub-standard......he is classified as blue-black. Elsie is over the moon. Pic up soon - - black is difficult to make out in a pic, so I dunno if any shot will do him justice. We're just getting to really know him. He's quite wunnerful... -
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I know. Since our foray into the world of animal rescue organizations, I have seen so much sad evidence of this around me. And the puppy mills! They are quietly everywhere, making a profit pumping out sad, sick little animals.. . . .....makes me crazy. It is something truly special. Those old, wise faces in the glowing candlelight... -
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HEY! Well, let's see... .. I still remember how Leeeesargh instructed us to say "penis".. . . .. . ....I could show this to the new dog. Hmm. . ...dunno how useful it would be. He is neutered, so there isn't much to be mentioning down there anymore... . . .. -
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Dear gawd, no... . . ....... . . dummy up, guys.. . .. ....... Or how about this: TRAIN your dog not to bark obsessively. Yes, it's quite awful. Many vets will not do the procedure, as it is taking away a dog's means of communication - -they cannot even whine. Essentially, their larynyx is severed. Poor thing. Elsie will have... -
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Well, Psills. . . . .....got some happy news. Looks like there will be a new addition moving into the house tomorrow. A rescue. Big, black standard poodle boy. Very thin, bladder infection (on meds, clearing up).. . ...... AND a verrrrrrry sad, heinous thing: He has been de-barked. So barbaric. But I think he's comin... -
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'Mornin', gang. . ...... Jooooodie, that is disgusting. What a horrific thing to come home to, and what a band of idiots -- I've got steam coming outta my ears!! Tareeeesuh is right...the company must have insurance against this kind of unbelievable behavior. But this is the very last thing you need. Stay strong, girl! Smackl's awesome av... -
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Hey, Phunnee Gang . .. ...... Jyesss, Fiddler on the Roof is absolutely my favorite musical, with my fave music. The movie is in my top five, as well.....seen it several times throughout my life, and each time I laugh and cry. Leeeesargh! Phab baby belly! So.... . . ... . . .... .......BIG! Man..... ......looks like we need a new furnace... -
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Mornin', Psills. . . . Flashforward was a furious roller-coaster ride -- and only the first episode! Confusing and exhilarating. . ..the way life generally is fer me, methinks. . . ... Dear gawd.. . . ...... chills. . . . .... How bizarre and fascinating, Rachelle . .. . .....do you know the history of that house... -
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I'm watching it now too, Pahtee! ....and POeter is too, I am certain.. . . . .. -
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Nik, I've got something to tell you.. ...... . ...that pic is indeed of yer Twa man -- it is him. That is not a generic shot from google images of a Twa in his native Burundi, molding balls of oxen dung into useable dishware, pots, etc. I took this shot of him outside my back window. He appeared here about a week ago, and has been in my yard ever since... -
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Oh, jeez.... . . ....I need to get rid of that av... . ... .... . ........