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  1. elye
    Well, Pahteee intimated that she'd lost her toe. . . ........ . she is a regular starfish er sumphin'. . . . . ... No word from Sooooozle today....methinks she is off gathering feathers for a tribal warrior camoflauging headress. . . . . . . .....
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    YAAAYYY! This is terrific. . . .. . ... And Alsy's on Da Book? Must go check this. . ....
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    Mornin', Psills! Thanks so much for the update, Leeeesargh! Sounds like you're charging through.....still sending white light and prayers to y'all .. . . ...... Crap.....an entire day wif firefighters - - Nik, can you sneak Bevel in?
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    Soooozle! A little-reported fact: I do believe that Geronimo, having exactly your hair cut and style, felt equally disillusioned and exasperated by it all. .. . . . he found an ingenious solution, something that has become a part of Native American culture and symbolism. One night out on the plains, as Geronimo sat bemoaning his reflection in a stream, his...
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    PAAAGHTEEE!! How terrific! An early Mother's Day surprise? OMG. . . . . ..... .that would be quite a super hero. . . . ........in spandex.. . . . . . . perhaps a cape?
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    Boy, do I hear ya on THAT, Leeeesargh........ So good to see you posting....I, too, think of you guys all the time. I've looked for updates on Da Book, but have not seen anything lately. Could you give us a brief rundown on how Nathan and Brian are doing? Not much psilly in the updates, I'm sure, but we wanna know!! OMG.... .hang tough...
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    Good one, Bev! Not very penile, howevah. . ....... dear gawd......something's playing with Joooodie's mind....and her keyboard. . . ...
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    Whup!! There's Oracle POeter! POeter, why are penii so phunnee? By the way, it is, in fact: One Penis Two penii
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    Hi, Joooodie! Listen, Rayechull has invited us to stay in her basement -- you'd be right at home! Blonde song.. . ... I wish I could converse with my various superiors the way many do.. . . ....they all are somewhat challenged by the English language, so I would need to commit to memory the French and Spanish words for nipple...
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    Good Morning, Penis-Posters! Dear gawd, yes. . .. ....start to mention vagina microphones and anything penis, and oh! There are suddenly rare men posting. . ..! The last time I was in for my Mam and Pap visit, I was lying on the table, complaining about how awful the dreaded speculum (what a thing -- the word alone is terrifying) felt when being...
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    Whot? Rayechull had to manoever the microphone herself?? Gah. .. . . . . .....I know there are healthcare cutbacks happening, but man. . . .... Hmmm....Penis Poetry. .. . ...... Would it rhyme? Be in iambic pentametre? I know one thing for certain. . .. ....all us goils would be constantly told that each soliloquy is a huge...
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    Penile Poetry.. . . .. .....
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    Gah!!!!.. .. . ....
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    Gad, I would hope simply a monologue.......'twould be quite alarming to pick up a faint four- or five-way conversation. . . ...... Wow. Um. . . . . .is this. . ....... . . something that is commonly wondered by men? Or.....anybody, for that matter? Might look great in a mirror. . . . . . ......
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    I remember something very like this, as well, Pahtee..... . ..a large microphony thing. Hell, did they expect to get a song outta me from there??
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    All right, Bunnie. . . . ......talk to us about the beef. .........
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    Jahgnutt! There will be no way you can go into yer sleeping dad's room and check out Da Ville. . ....too much laughter ensues, and you would constantly awaken him..... Hope your mom is in phine phettle. I know it will be difficult to determine from what she tells you (I've got me one' o those stiff-upper-lip-caught-in-denial parents, too) . ...
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    TransV Invasion... . ..... This sounds like a new roller coaster ride at the Ex.....or the code name for the latest offensive in Afghanistan.. . . ...... . ..or the media tag for a potential pandemic . .. . . ...or the racehorse who came in third at the Derby. . ... ...Or an all-girl band! Tareeeeesuh!....Um. . . ..... . . ...
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    Goooood Morning, Psillies! Was in visiting my dad last night, and while I sat chatting with him, a nurse came in and said they were going to move him downstairs for a CT scan AND an ultrasound. Damn.. . . . next time I will be sure to have a small container of sparkles in me purse. OMG. . . ......Shroom, you've missed photos...
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    Hi, Nancy, and welcome! I was asymptomatic when I was diagnosed four years ago. When I was given the diagnosis, I was certain that they had confused my blood and biopsy results with someone else's! After being on the gluten-free diet for about six months, I began to experience all of the classic symptoms when I accidentally ingested gluten: cramps...
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    Rayechull, it is astounding how that head o' your'n just seems to belong on that regal body of Elizabeth II. . . . .... .
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    ***A TRANS-VAGINAL ULTRASOUND??*** ....Just wanted to see what that looked like in huge, sprawling letters. .. . ..... . Like I'm screaming it, er sumphin'. . . ...... . . and it is a group of words that is screamed, throughout the world, quite frequently, I am certain. .. . . . .... .....Or sparkles. .. . . . . .........
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    Bunnie's on forty pills a day! I would make spaghetti sauce wif all that ground beef and onion.....then it can double up for the next meal as a topping fer nachos or taco filler (I just add kidney beans). . ....
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    POeter is again mentioning his great, big deck.. . . ...
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    Oh, dear... ... . . ....mehopes there are no poo crimes committed. . ......but then, Al is presently in others' care - - it won't be YOU, Nik, sopping things up wif newspapers. . . .....so who careth?? Dear gawd.. ...... . ....... ... ..please do not tell me, Sooooze, that this is what yer face looks like, as well . . .. . ......
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