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  1. elye
    Good Morning, all! STILL no sign of Amanda.. . . ..... I don't believe she's ever been away THIS long.......she checked in two or three times during her honeymoon, fer gawd's sake. . . ..... Stick around, Ptaoughmghmn! You flew in to check the new Royal Ascention, now you must stay to hear the new edicts, witness the alteration of that royal robe...
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    I try to stay away from most grains, as well, being type one diabetic. My breakfast is usually a big piece of chopped-up fruit (apple, peach, pear, 1/2 banana) topped with plain yogurt and a small handful of chopped nuts and seeds. DELISH, and nutritionally complete.
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    Good Queen Rayechull.....are you celebrating your ascention already with Jyess-like alcoholic fervor, and resulting ribald typing? Methinks the royal robe is very forgiving for minor figure....um, peculiarities. As I recall, there are different hook and eye spacings. . . ...... .
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    ALL HAIL QUEEN RAYECHULL THE NEW!!!!! So fantastic, this crowning!!! So fantastic, because our Lady in Waiting had NO IDEA she was about to ascend the throne!! Rayechull, you are now our monarch for the next One Hundred Magical Pages. We have a sceptre for you, a newly dry-cleaned robe, a drunken, slovenly jester. . . . . .....and you must make...
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    Heyyyyyyyyy. . . .....could be.... ...... . . .. Shroomie! Is Barb your bestest friend? Sister? MIL? (cannot be -- you get along far too well, methinks....) .. ....
  6. elye
    LOVE dat giant, Pahtee! Gorgeous. .. . ....you should have posed on top of his head, er sumphin'. . . ..... ...And you are getting free wireless! Superb.....the clubhouse's router must not be protected. . ......it's all good. . .. Forgot to tell ya'll: as I kneeled over the fetid floor mess this morning, trying to mop up what I initially could...
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    Dear gawd.. . . ...here is a li'l heads up for anyone approaching a momentous post number: Do not, I repeat do not, feel a sense of relief wash over you as the first days pass by deluge-free. It sometimes takes twenty or thirty posts for everything to line up and the elements to be readied at Cataclysm Central. BIG toilet overflow yesterday, and this...
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    ...... .Nor the wee Hispanic ones.. . . ...... What in hell is you talkin' about, Sooooooze?? You are gorgeous. Truly.
  9. elye
    I would be impressed with this, as a potential employer . .. .Some other crucial lifepoints you must reference in this CV: -Scared the sh!t out of resident coyote while naked (willingness to take risks) -Can withstand colorectal processing of jalapenos (integrity) -Can create and utilize original language -- civckeb, ovenmn, etc. (self-starter, creative...
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    Soooooze! You really did a number on yer hair. . ... . ..and you plucked yer eyebrows, as well -- good thinking. Um. .. . ...yeah, you may not want to, uh. . . .. ... discourage this young, incredibly interested Irish bloke. . . ......
  11. elye
    This just in: Blocked toilet phlooded all over the bathroom floor :bigtimegagface: ...And it's, what......35 posts late. . . . ......
  12. elye
    Just saw this on Da Book. . .... Actually, it sounds like Faulkner. This would be HEMINGWAY. . ... She sat in the pub. A randy boy sat down next to her, and told her he'd fought a bull, written a novel, shot an elephant and fathered a son. She knew there would ne'er be another such Ubermensch cross her path again .. . . .. ...
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    We would like to see the texts, puleeeze. . . ...write them out here. There's nowt to worry about. . . ...He will never be on celiac.com (even though he likely is celiac, as who isn't?)... .. . .. ...I SO wish to see some psychotic text. . ..!!
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    Mygawd....Matt Stairs is back in POeter's yard! What does he want from you, POeter? Man, get his autograph for me. . ...... .. Blue Jay in one yard, coyote in another... . .this must get worrisome, Jyesss, with outdoor cats.. . .. ... Heard Jack laughing loudly as he sat at the computer this am. He directed me to this, and told me to share it wif...
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    Hey, Gang! Must go do sumfin'... . .. . ..physical.. . . .. late night full o' food I couldn't touch, then some I could and which I inhaled.. . .. fantastic Chilean white, hockey dads with interesting thumbs. ...... ..then party number two, quiet, artsy pholk with stories about existential travels, birthing in a bathtub, the last Marxist symposium...
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    Yes, eating venison came as something of a shock when I was told. . . .....but nothing like a horse would be. Well, ho hum.... . .. . . going to not one, but TWO parties this evening.........how will I evah manage this?
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    Yer Welcome! Soooozle's painting baseboards wif Phluph? Heinous. .. . .....but I must say that I would love to have a houseguest who would partake in such ungratifying, torturous chores as this. . . ... At least you curlies HAVE a helmet! My hair is often so phlat you can hardly see it, er sumfin' . .. . . .. Raechull! How fantastic...
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    OMG.....a project on Ottawa? Like, Ottawa, Ontario? Really? Wow. Someone is actually doing a whole project on Ottawa. . . .... We had a big family discussion on this, and it was a tie: The Museum of Science and Technology, and the Museum of Nature. My vote would go to the latter. Open Original Shared Link Open...
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    Gooood Saturday morning, Psills! Hey....that's husbands, now, ain't it? I do this constantly, as well, Shroom. . . . .....and I think we are always correct. . . ... Shroomie's nippleless foot Soooooze! Get Phluphphie Katt on here!
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    Laura's here!!! I WANT BIG, TEX-ASS HAIR!!!! Woe is me, of the fine, straight, limp set. . . . . . .. Might even settle fer some dandelion head. .. . . . . .at least it wouldn't be just - - blah, flat . . .. . .... Methinks Susan Boyle is Queen of the dandelion heads. . .. .....
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    Pahteigh, I simply cannot believe how straight your hair is in your av..... .. . . ...how in hell did you do that? How did the professionals do it?? You are so curly .. ..... .. ..like magic, er sumfin'. .. .......
  22. elye
    I think of Joooools all the time. . . ... I haven't seen her on Da Book in a while, either . ... . .she is so special, and phunny, and remembers everything about everyone. . . . . . .... I HATE feeling so powerless to do anything for someone that we care so much about..... Well......Bright side, Jyessss: at least you are not fingering...
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    This happens to me more and more as time goes on. . ...... . I am struck by two worlds colliding. Preschoolers have ice cream socials - - the seniors at my parents' retirement residence have ice cream socials. Both the very young and very old anxiously await these events....talk about them, plan for them. . . .....Day care providers organize "outings" for...
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    Perfect! Ya got a cavalcade of gorgeous, virile men comin' over! I'm driving down there this eve, Bevel, with my French absinthe in hand. .. . ....
  25. elye
    Um.. .......yes! Open Original Shared Link Everybody get to woik!
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