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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Dear gawd, me too.. . . ......I would just take the firemen alone.. . ..... . . Well, perhaps the absinthe, as well. . . . . ... Gah! POeter! I want a Toronto Blue Jay to appear in MY backyard!! Which one was it?? Roy Halladay? Matt Stairs? I would love to look outside my back window and see Cito Gaston sitting on my deck.... -
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Gooooood Morning, Peeps! Gads....unloading flowers @ 6 am. . . ....Jyaghnutt, you are a good volunteer mom, as well .. . .....! Just got off the phone with my dad.... . . . ..he sounds almost TOO good. I think he's on a bit of a morphine high, but it was great to hear him chatting away about Charlotte, his older nurse who is a big fan. Twice... -
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Thinkin' about you and yer mom, Jyahnutt.... . . . You are a good daughter! . . . . Boy, I sure know what that's like, worrying about an ill parent, and one who doesn't fill you in on their medical concerns.... .. . Why in hell aren't they just screaming their problems to us?? Like I always have with them?. . ...... -
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Hmm... . . .. . . .there are a plethora of llamas in New Zealand. . . . . . .. Open Original Shared Link Wow....there's a lending library and a Code of Welfare...... . . . ... Shroom! Is that you in that pic, a fine, upstanding Official Royal Llama Judge?? -
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Jyagh-gnutt's back!!! Crazy busy, you is, goil .. . ...... Shroom! Roll some o' this errant flora up and smoke it. . . ...see whot happens, then.... . ......could be magical! RIPLET.....splendid. . . ... HEY! Hope your venue is nice and cool, POeter ....... Ah!....'Tis on my foot.. . . ... -
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I'm due to call my mom again fer an update.....but we DO know that the surgery happened, finished at around 11:30, and HE MADE IT. Dunno if it was completely successful, but right now I do not care. Rayechull! You may check back for my flowcharts on hover technique....probably around page 500 or so. . . . ..... Dear... -
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Good Morning, Psills! Ah, what a stimulating, oh-so-very-literary evening last night was! POeter, your brother is one of the finest readers to whom I've listened - - infectiously animated, completely taken over by his story, anxious to bring it out to us. He obviously becomes completely involved in his work. . ... .. a real artist. Well. . . ... -
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Well, armed with this information, it could be quite an evening.. . ...... I will shout out, at the start of his speech, "IT'S ROBERT'S BIRTHDAY TODAY! FORTY-NINE!!. . . . AND IT ALL BEGAN HERE!!" Then I will also shout, perhaps later in the evening, "Robert does NOT eat mushrooms....I have this on excellent authority". . . ..... -
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Just got back from seeing my dad...we went to wish him good luck tomorrow - - he's to be at the hospital at 6:00 am (ugh) and his surgery is scheduled for 8 am. He actually seems nervous; unlike him to let any of that show. . . ......but he is in good spirits. . . . ...POeter! Tonight we is off to take in yer bro's discourse....'twill be a lovely... -
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Joooooodie's underground again today. . . . . ... WE WILL FIND YOU, TOO, JUDITH!! ANOTHER PSILLY PSUMMIT!! . . . . . A really psilly one. . . . . . . ... Uh, oh. . . . . ...wazzat me? No.. . . do not believe so.. . . . .....but big plans wif us sometimes DO get. . . ....modified. . .... Jyess, we are likely coming... -
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Good Morning, Gang! Our weather is bouncing around crazily, as well. . . . ...shorts one day, pants and a jacket the next...or even in the same day, now I think on it. . . . .. Dear gawd. . .... . ...two are enough, thank you. . . . .. I presented my findings to DD last evening -- the stats varied somewhat, but one in fifty people... -
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Raye-chyull! Yer parents are in the Yucatan? Not a good time to be down there.. .. . .. . ...How close are they to Mexico (whoops! Hispanic) City? Any swine flu nearby? -
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Lilly Allen has three nipples, as does Mark Wahlberg and Krusty the Clown (alongside his pacemaker scar).......... This is compelling reading: A third nipple usually occurs somewhere on the chest, but not always. Brazilian researchers recently reported the first case of a nipple occurring on (wait for it) the bottom of the foot. The case is that of... -
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Soooooze, this is, again, rather simian of you. . .. . .. WHO IS KARENLY? Do we know of this person? She does sound phab, complete with home-grown citrus. . . . .....MethinksI want a karenly........ All right, speaking of breast-bashing and such: DD came to me with a very Ripper-like factoid, and one that I shall google as it just seems... -
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Savage Sooooze is showing 'er bony sternum off. . . . .at the office, yet. .. .... How did this happen, Sooozle? Were you bending over a file cabinet? The paper-shredder? All details, s'il vous plait.. . .... Wow! Six pounds really flies! Well.....I can only begin to imagine how far I'd be thrown.... . kilometres, I... -
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Hey, I LOVE fungus! Well, I suppose not ALL varieties. ........ . . ..especially the stuff I used to get under me big toe.. .... . . . .:greenguy:...... . . . . OMG.....Indiana time zones... . . . ...how in hell would people LIVE like that?? Is it still this way? Think I'd be blubbering mess . .. . . . ...... I have trouble with the one-hour... -
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Rayechulll and I is Squigglin' together this early morn' . .. . ...Jeez, and we hardly know each other. . ....... I vaguely remember discovering (how? through my vet, I believe) and sharing with y'all that we humans DO, ourselves, have anal glands. They are relatively dormant, and perform nothing like those of... -
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Lord, I sure don't need one o' those.....I got a DH who does this regularly. . . ..... -
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You are absolutely right, Sooooze. We have become too damn funny fer our own good.. ... . . . .. Dear gawd, I actually DO think of this, if anyone can believe it. Soooozie should be our Honourary Forever Princess, er Goodwill Ambassador, er some such impressive figgerhead. . .. ..... -
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Oh, gad, me, too! I chortle and guffaw my way through a string of ingeniously phunnee posts, and then I lay awake at night and suddenly say, aloud, "crap! I didn't put a string of cackly faces denoting my great laughter after those quotes of Jyess's and Pahtee's and Sooozle's!" Everybody is SOOOOO PHUNNEEEEEEEE.. ..... . . . . . sometimes I can barely... -
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What in hell time IS it down there, anyways, Shroom?. . ... .. .. .......8 am er sumfin'? Is it Monday or Tuesday in NZ? Think you are ahead of us. . . ........I'm quite bumfoozled. . ......... -
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POeter! Of course.....I knew it was Wednesday.....duuuuuuhhhhh....... . .. Yep, you are right...it is a restaurant, so The Ripper should be fine. . . .. . .. ... -
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Pahteigh, this actually struck me as hilarious, as it happens to me ALL THE TIME........ . . . . . Shroom! Methinks this a right of passage, this laborious creation of a heeelarryus post, with multiple quotes and references, and its sudden disappearance from this world. Ptaoughmghmn has mentioned hitting the li'l magic triangle in the upper left of... -
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I most coitainly DID larf and comment on the re-introduction of cat-poo coffee into our discourse! Peeeeeeeeturrr! Must mention THIS big thang: Your brother is coming to town tomorrow night and has a speaking engagement here. Jack is out of his mind over this, and is insisting that he go and ask him all kinds of questions, and assure him that... -
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Annnnnnnnd there's our Oracle, leaping in a just the right moment.... .. . . Hilarious Reeeeeeechard!! Our phounding King. . .. ...we want him back! Pahteeee, you must look very closely when interpreting bruise formation - - I would NOT be surprised if yours begins to take on the shape of the state of Texas. . . ... Mine is...