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  1. Gah, thank gawd Leeeesargh has reached lunchtime punch-out....was beginning to make me crazy .. ....... Pattteigh and her cheese! What a great thang that's happening wif you - - a whole new food group in which you can partake with reckless abandon! Fattening, and expensive. . . . .......hmmm... . ... . . ...but it tastes SOOOOO good....
  2. Holy crap! I am certain that it has been....what. . ... . . ..a year or more since I left da Ville at 10 pm and awoke the next morning to FOUR PAGES of ribald wackl . .....(hmm.....may hafta start getting up earlier.. . . .are you guys installing this as a permanent schedule chnage?) A fat, bloated, white Russian? Boris Yeltzin? ...
  3. You're having a WHITE RUSSIAN? Is his name Alexi? Ivan?
  4. Rayechull!... . . . .. Yer hubby's all ready to get 'ur done? Right there? Now? But you're thinkin' that it's too much work?.. ..And expensive?. . .. .. . . .. Girl, you need that kahlua. Let him pour you three or four glasses. . .. . . . ....
  5. Joooodie! Quick - - you must change the caption under your av to "Hispanic fire cracker vine". . .........
  6. Raechull! Your crispy socks, undies and jeans . ...... . the big question: Would they blend?
  7. Gah, 'tis not amazing A 'TALL!! I meet two or three people a week who, after listening patiently to all of their symptoms, the old "I've missed work/the gym/school/that party", I am convinced are having problems with gluten. At the last local celiac foundation meeting I went to, I unexpectedly met three people whom I know from years ago, from different...
  8. Well, it was a poifect day to be runnin'. . . . .....a cool 10 C, overcast.. ......I took my time as I was with the kids. OMG......Mr. Chow was in this event. . . ....I saw him ahead of me, jogging serenely along. There is something to this Tai Chi thing -- 'tis magic, for sure, as he must be 70 and he stayed right ahead of me the entire time. What in...
  9. All right....I'm stretching my tired OLD body (thank gawd I am not on PMS Duty right now), then we're off. 'Tis an undiscovered Patsy Cline classic, if ever I have heard one. . . . . .. Me, too...... . ..especially on rooftops. . . . . ....
  10. Goooood Sunday Morning, Psillies! Hey! Mushroom has joined us! WELCOME, SHROOM! I have read other posts of yours in the last couple of months and immediately thought, "man, I hope she checks us out over in Tickle me Elbow.......she sounds very like a one of us". . . . ..... And you've arrived! Tareeeesuh doesn't sweat.. .... ..Soooozle scurrying...
  11. Well, certainly something with fins. .......... .. . and a big flipper on the end... .......
  12. Mygawd....it's gotten so that one has to lose a leg to stay afloat. . . .......the times we live in.. . ... Not easy to have one leg and stay afloat literally. . . . . . . .....like, if one were in the ocean, er sumfin . .. . ...
  13. It's a really scary time..... . .. .. . . .. . .....especially in the auto industry. Thinking about you guys, Raechull.....Up here, Windsor has been devastated by the recession/depression. So many young families suddenly wondering how they are going to keep their houses, get their groceries.... Gah. Need to call my dad and tell him to make me larf...
  14. Your weather is coming here late tonight, POeter....we are supposed to get thunderstorms after midnight. We'll be hearing the cracking and rushing wind in the wee hours. . . . ... And I have known the arms already, known them all Arms that are white and braceleted and bare, [but in the lamplight, downed with light brown hair!] Hey...
  15. Gad.....Nikerler has herself a tippling, amorous FIL, then? Never a dull moment, I should think .. .. . . . .... Hey! She's no Soooooozle Boyle. . . . ..... Yes! Where is our hungover li'l Soooze? Might she be be out chatting with the wee, lecherous Mexican man?
  16. Gah....meant to mention this earlier: You all must be wondering why I am not speaking much about Dad, and why there doesn't seem to be much concern on my part - - this is because yesterday was only the pre-op stuff. Blood work, scans, testing, whatever in hell they need to do before the BIG surgery next Thursday. Must call him....but I know things are...
  17. Mornin', Peeps! Oh, the possible kit names. . .. ......Alfie is good... .... .Alfred better, as it is regal and POIFECT for a wee cat -- it means Noble Protector.. ..... . . ..this is kit! Gah, Rayechull, you have NO idea..... . . . . .. ..you should see POeter's balls. Absolutely magnificent - - we were all just mesmerized and staring...
  18. Joooodie, you are constantly a source of LAFFFFTER fer me lately...... this evening was spent at a retirement party for a coworker of DH....hell, I'm MUCH too freakin' young to be hangin' with retirees!!! Pateigh! Such tremendous news about the reintroduction of dairy... .....All good. Um....J. Alfred Prufrock. . ....... Perhaps...
  19. Gad...just got back from Jack's science fair at his school. My face was completely the entire time I stood looking at these displays on barometric pressure, black holes, magnetic fields, listening to these li'l Einsteins trying to take me through their presentations, nice and slowly. . . . . ...... ....and now I hear that Soooozle shaves...
  20. Raechull, you need to put him into a search on facebook. See if his profile comes up, and check out his photo. Hopefully it's a full frontal shot, and you'll likely see a tiiiiiiiiiiny piddle-me-ree................
  21. Nope, it's workin' fer me.. . .......somefin's happening down there in Texas, Pahteigh. . . . ......
  22. Just checkin' to see if the same thing happens when I do it. . . . . ...
  23. This is absolutely true. My favorite is Piddle-Me-Ree. I had a vestigal visit from her, as well....... . . ...she does toes, too, part-time. . . . ... Oracle POeter as Zorro. .. . ....! Yep, I can picture him with a black cape, li'l moustache and sword.....perhaps he wears this at the shop during the day. . . ....
  24. Dad is having major surgery through his back to get at a big cluster of kidney stones that they cannot access laproscopically. OMG.......wheeled him into the pre-op waiting area this am, and many other seniors were sitting there, waiting also. One lady suddenly says, "Gasp!. . .......Les! I saw you and your wife on the news yesterday!" and the man beside...
  25. <Squished-up face, nasally li'l voice> "One ringy-dingy.....*snort*......Two ringy-dingies....!" OMG. . . . . . .....black humoUr, indeed, can retain one's sanity. . . . ... What in hell, Nikkers? You will be re-wearing dirty underthings fer a week? Um, pholks......we're puttin' off our cross-Atlantic Psilly jaunt...
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