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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Gaaaaaahhh....not positive as yet. Likely black, as I feel rather PMS-ey and like a blimp...black always helps me along in that situation... Y'know, I kinda miss him, too...that lean, eviscerated look... MORE SNOW HERE TODAY!!!!!! Unbelievable...about another 5cm... Uh...Global warming? Can you please rear your... -
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Ahhhh...just lost my whole post...GRRRRRRRR Not a good day....phone line is down. Repairman to come between 5 and 10 tonight...DH and I will be at a Christmas Fete. So, our two kids will entertain said techie, point to all the phone jacks, and let him at it. I feel a bit funny about this....could one of you call my place and make sure everything... -
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Man, I'm just too far away to meet any other sillies. Peter and I could meet halfway, say in Tweed. Alex, I believe you are in Ontario somewhere...you close to Ottawa? Well, she certainly does not sound like Sir Winston Churchill... Fabulous stuff, Janet! -
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I can call, too! Or my dad can, in any voice you choose...Dalai Lama, Russian spy, Ella Fitzgerald...I wanna see Lake Tennessee! And I"ll be sure to bring the Twister game, and we can decide on whether or not to involve the beer-balancing option... You shall take a couple of your wonderful muscle relaxants when you feel certain that... -
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But of course! If you'll recall, I mentioned that we would be simultaneously balancing beer bottles. Whaddya think we balanced them on? Quite frenetic, as things would...change...and somebody would have to catch said bottle before it hit the mat! Ahhhhhh, games of my youth.... -
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A very snowy good morning to all...! Well, Peter, I hope you're on the road by now. We fell short of our expected 60 cm, and got, officially, 38. But as you say, Peter, there are drifts three times that size. I will take a picture of my back deck, as well. I honestly thought we'd lose Gus as he tried to plow through it last evening...just saw his head... -
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Man, I LOVE chocolate. I don't have a problem with dairy, but the @!*!#*# diabetes takes care of it. Sugar-free chocolate is okay, but it ain't like the real stuff... -
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Tom, you have so many chemical sensitivities, how on earth can you not react to inhaled cigarete smoke? Soy kills ya, but formaldehyde, benzene and tar are okay... -
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...or smelled... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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OMG.... I emailed my bro this morning, and mentioned the fact that Jack's party may be a bust. I jokingly asked if he had any fantastically simple, entertaining game ideas for a bunch of 10 year-olds, should we be stranded in house. Here's his response: Astound your audience with this simple, but amazingly effective card trick. Using an ordinary... -
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Okay, things are acceptable....Three kids have made it (whether their parents will get back here at 6:30 to pick them up, dunno...could have a spontaneous sleepover), and they are watching The Last Mimsy. I was duly informed that "Mom..we're a little old for Twister, dontcha think?" Complete with eye-rolling. Hell, times have changed. We were playing... -
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Well...we're not quite that crazy.... However, outside it is TRULY crazy. Snow squalls, whiteouts, stormwinds, six-feet high snowdrifts....Hmmm...don't have an appropriate emoticon for this spot. (!) Okay, cannot find the Twister game. Don't know how many kids are coming. Six? None? Those who have a long way to drive will likely opt out, but... -
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Just one niggling thing--probably a typo--friends is possessive...ah! But singular possessive, or plural? How many friends have this little boy? GAAAAHHHH! My apologies to you all. Who needs this silly correcting? Unnecessary, unfunny, probably quite pretentious...and I will stop. Anyways, sometimes I don't even know what the hell I'm talking about... -
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Good mornin' Peter! OMG....We've had all the warnings, and so far about 10 of the expected 60 cm (2 feet). That will be a record for a twenty-four hour snowfall, at least around here. Feel SO bad for Jack, my DS, whose birthday is on Boxing Day, but we've planned a party today with all his little buddies, going to the wave pool, back here for pizza and... -
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Actually, I'd be willing to stay up if I knew Tom would be updating us every half-hour or so.... -
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Have a great time tonight, Tom. Nervous is good...shows a healthy interest in life. Trying to think of something you could wear that would help with fragrance sensitivity...the clothespin is wise, but painful. Hmmm....how about this? http://www.meatheadshockey.ca/documents/cone_of_silence2.webp Your respiration would be completely sealed off... -
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Wow, them's fightin' words...and from a child-like, grammar-challenged simpleton. Male or female, would you say, Tom?...Out of curiosity... -
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In Canada, too. The East Coasters are VERY Scots sounding (...Scot?...Scots? Celiacs?...) , Torontonians a bit Boston/NY..."New Yowak"... Dunno about the West Coast, haven't been there enough. ...She's hearing sitar music by now... Want the Sundance Kid's number? -
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Hmmmmm....reconsidering this....maybe he does stink....undiagnosed celiac=flatulence. What a great typo! How amusing. Susie, he does NOT have mange. But It's been used as a verb....To mange. Whatever could that mean? He was manging downtown. He was relaxing? Rushing for the streetcar? Hangin' out with friends? ... -
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Mornin', all you weekend posters! Brett is 54. Perhaps too old? Looks terrific....6'1'', quite active (regular hockey, biking, member of gym). Moustache (can be removed)...Y'know, just regular 54 year-old guy stuff. Hilariously funny. As a younger man, I am not kidding, he was always told he looked like Robert Redford. Nasty habits: Hmmmmmmm... -
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Well...I never post this late, as I'm usually in jammies, watching news, heading to bed by 10. But, just came back from DD's hockey party (seventeen 13 year-olds, with parents, and thank god...vats of wine), and I'm feeling rather....pensive. Mentioned this thread to a hockey dad who seems very with it, a little insane and artistic, and someone who I... -
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Um....well, could have been tip-sticking-out-like-I'm-opening-a-jar...I'll have to feverishly erase something, and see what my tongue does. Stay tuned... Yes! They have sport models, and dressier ones....and the new Holiday Model, that I just picked up for my DH, which comes with added sleigh bells... -
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This is all that really matters...! Great advice...hope you have a splendid time. This is probably a good thing...can you imagine taking him home to meet your parents? Mygawd....this would be prime time for a newbie to be peeking on here...chatter about a Silly lusting after a yeti in response to constant talk about his.... -
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Whaaaaaaaaaa....... Our yeti is....dead?........ ...Why, yes it does, Jess... -
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OMG... Speaking of the fifties.... Open Original Shared Link