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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Yes, Sarah.. . ... .... ..... . .. I look at those guests down there from time to time and wonder, as well, if Sarah is ever one of 'em. ........ . . . . .I do SO hope life is okay for her, now. -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
OMG.... .. . . . . .. . .... . ...well, yes, it makes perfect sense, and I am certain that we can all see how the insurance company's stance is logical and reasonable. After all, it was Brian's LEG that sustained the irreparable damage, correct? So, why in hell should they pay for anything more than that? His foot was okay, so hey.. . . ......not payin... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
GOOD MORNING, PTAOUGHMGHMNUSS!! Often when I've seen a number of guests reading along, I've wondered if one of them could be you..... .. ...HOPING, I guess..... Really great to read you again! Just wish the news was better. Incredible that with all of the extensive testing you've had done that nuttin' has shown. . . . ...... ....crazy, really..... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
HI, PATTEIGH!! Sounds like you've arrived home.... . .. . ... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
I wanna go hang out wif Jyesss!! Were you wearing classic two-piece flannels, with big wooden buttons down the front and cuffed pants? Trap door? SUCH fantastic drinking attire... . . . .. . . ..!! Actually, fantastic fer doing just about anything. Getting groceries, doing weights, trip to the theatre, job interview...... . ...... ..a do-all ensemble... -
ARCHIVED Your Tips For Easy Weight Loss?
elye replied to Lynayah's topic in Related Issues & Disorders
Have you had your thyroid checked? A very common symptom of hypothyroidism is a scale reading that won't budge, regardless of how carefully one is eating and how vigorously one is exercising. Add to that the fact that thyroid issues often happen alongside gluten issues, and you may want to explore it if you haven't already. The only way I can keep... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Poor Ollie, POeter! Our first crappy day weather-wise in a loooooonnnnng time.......mild, but rain, rain rain. Oh, well. One does not have to shovel rain. -
ARCHIVED Happy Birthday Jestgar
elye replied to jerseyangel's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESS!!!! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Should be fan-ph@rking-TAS-tic, Jyesss! A pro cooking yer food, and he's celiac-savvy?! ---------WARNING--------- . . .. ..HIGH-TECH, EYE-GLAZINGLY BORING TEXT TO FOLLOW. ... .. ..... .. Um, it would seem now that my desktop PC will NOT start up unless the Vista software C D is in the player and the "repair computer... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, PSILLS! Glad you had safe, if torturously long, travels, Patteigh! A whole jar o' pickles??. . .... . .... . ....Ra-shellle.. .. ..some big news? -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
JASPER!! ♥ ♥ ♥ Jyesss, ya know what ya hafta do.. ...... . ...at least, if you're askin' any of US. . . .. -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Bevel's muppets! Okay.....all fixed. Still dunno exactly what in hell was going on .... .... ....but he fixed it, in about ten minutes. Then he installed some malware software, found a couple of patches to install for a printer problem I casually mentioned I've been having, and then he took out my garbage. I asked him if he had time to walk the dogs... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Oh fer gawds sake. . . ...... .... . Dunno how much you'll be reading of me today. Got the router problem all nice and fixed, and now my desktop is suddenly presenting me with that ominous black screen and white, frightening text telling me that Windows is NOT able to start as there is a missing or.... .. . ....(((shudder)))..... . .corrupt.... ....... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Oh, hell, is that what that is? Hell, I've got one of those, only it is much more easily recognizable as a penis... .....the balls go once around the neck, and the penis is just kinda flung casually around one shoulder. Quite a brash statement... . ........ But whot a strange thing - - a skinny li'l penis carpet. Who'd a thunk? Some well-meaning grandmother... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Ra-shellle's back massager! I will try to think of a funny story of this ilk out o' this household... .. ......we've been pretty lucky.... . ..... 'Tsokay.. ... ....... . ..our Thanksgiving was over a month ago. That is the one thing that is better about our Thanksgiving than your Yanks' - - it is in early October, far enough away from... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
'Mornin', gang! Well, it is time to revisit one of the funniest things EVER posted in Psillyville (I believe it was a classic entry by Bevel), at this slow time when there ain't much psilly. Thought of this last night in bed, and was wondering if there is any chance of finding these for this Christmas season..... . ..... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
This is tremendous.... . . ....I shall use this expression tomorrow whilst teaching, and drive the students 'round the bend -- they are halfway there with all the crazy idiosyncracies, spelling puzzles and rule exceptions running rampant through our fine language... .. this just ought to do them in. "Emily.. . . . ....you say "PANTS" mean les pantalons... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
YES, and I meant to draw attention to this meselph. ... ...... ..what in hell? Never hoid o' this expression, this usage of the noun or verb "pants" as an adjective.... . ..or is it an adjective here, Nik? Mondays are pants... . . .....does this mean that they are a drudgery, or a trial? Or perhaps this means that Mondays are "pants" days, traditionally... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Gawd, Nik.. .. . .broken hand! Lotsa li'l bones in there... . . ..hope DC's okay. This is EXCELLENT news, Leeeeasargh! Things are finally gettin' better for you guys. .. . .... . ... Lord, I know! It is all now making sense. . .. . . . . ....must thank Jack for doing all this research legwork for me - - I now GET IT. ... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
OMG... .... . Last evening The Ripper was asking about the goings-on in Psillyville, so I proceeded to tell him about the TP debate. I then asked him if he could provide me with any case studies and/or peer-reviewed debates with flowcharts on the subject. This morning he provided me with this detailed study, which me must all now peruse. I think... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
This sounds very like a modern Parisian runway model.... .. . . .. Double Sven, Nik?! Gads, I can barely get the dogs around the block after I've been out carousing.. . ..... .and in stilettos?? I would be lame, indeed, the following morn... ..... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
This country is well-known for the.....um..... .......let me politely say generous.... research grants given out to various institutions. I think I will use this premise to get me a federal study grant that will involve flight, accommodation and daily expenses in Dubai, Kuwait or... . . where is the spot with the incredible white beaches.. .. ...ah, JORDAN... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Mygawd, I've had to really go and think about this one.. .... . ..like, overnight. It depends, pour moi, on which side of my body the toilet paper hangs. It is generally a much easier production when the roll is on my left, and I can use my dominant left hand. Either way, I'm rippin' sharply, as well (which makes the under-fed position a must... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Hi, Sooooozle! Me, too. .. . ...... Quite spectacular! O'er the top TP rolls are maddening to tear off - - it remains awkward and often impossible to get a clean, easy rip-off. Much easier when the line of rippage is against the wall. -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Yup.... . . . with big and small curious critters in the house, over-the-top can get really over the top... . ...