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  1. HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TIFFANY! Thanks for all the great advice and info that you post...... .we're all really lucky to have you here!
  2. Must be all that Israeli magic...........methinks Canadian martial arts gives one a beer gut.. . ..
  3. OMG. .... . .. . . . . .....I think I know where our yeti has just alighted. . . ........ Yes. Either that or a virile, ripped bloke has to join you there.... . . . ......well, it'd be another way to gain muscle.... ....
  4. Holy crap . ..... . . . .what's IN this warNing gel? Rocket fuel?? ..Wonder if it would be a good gel to put in me hair.....I need something to give it body and volume. Sounds like it may be the ticket. Although it might blow my head off.... . . .. ....
  5. Coily Leeeesargh! Great stuff with Brian. Um, you're gonna be learning to execute a body roll... . . .......well, then, I actually think that our Leesargh would have, by far, the best chance if pitted against Bigfoot. Israeli martial arts? Nope.. .. .... ..gotta just be quicker, make yerselph smaller, move away at lightning speed -- and just keep going...
  6. 'Morning, gang! Dear gawd, Soooozle... . ...you can actually MAKE that unbelievably decadent cake, living alone, and not eat the whole thing in an hour? There is no way I could have such a dessert in me house living by myself -- lord help me. How many trips to the fridge would I be makin'? Actually, one... .. . . would just leave the cake out by my...
  7. Fabulous. .. ...... . .and I forgot all about the insurance coverage question, and how I took it upon myselph to find out if there could be a payout: Dear gawd.... .. And where is the yeti NOW?
  8. 'Mornin', Soooozle! Carpet-cleaning has begun! Yes, that Bigfoot quiz made me immediately think of our yeti, and an adventure that he had, many moons ago, in Jyesss's lab... . . ..caused complete mayhem. Did something rather..... . ...carnal.... ......not suddenly happen between those two?... ... .. ..... .. 'Twas a series of posts that were perhaps...
  9. Hmmmm.... . .26%. . . . ....... Now, do we really want to know or fraternize with the people who are getting 85, 90% on this test?? Let's just say I'm quite relieved that ya'll are getting failing grades, here. . .. ..
  10. I couldn't see the other remaining nine questions. . ..... .. .but this is okay - - I can only imagine what they are... . . . ...
  11. A solemn day here in Ottawa..... ...will be heading down to the War Memorial for 11 o'clock with the Ripper -- he's not so solemn, as his school has the day off. Almost every Remembrance Day that I can recall has been cold, rainy and miserable here, something challenging but fitting to stand through at the ceremonies. Today, however, is beautiful -- bright...
  12. Whup! Must go 'ave a look. . . . . . ..... Yup, Brad is delectible. . ........ ...
  13. Those two look, um, frightfully.. . ................alike. As in, close blood relatives. Quite arresting - - all the pics I've been seeing of them have their faces set in EXACTLY the same expression.......the same noses, same small, heavy-lidded round eyes, angular face shape and chin unbelievably similar... . ...... Whot in hell? Is they...
  14. Yes, another gastronomically frightful Canadian concoction..... Open Original Shared Link Barack apparently grabbed one when he was here.... ...... . .. Men Who Stare at Goats....... . ..well, the premise was funnier than the movie, methinks. Mildly entertaining, and staying power due to it being based on a true army regiment back in...
  15. So, Chuck and Camilla hit town last evening, and will be milling about at our National War Memorial tomorrow for all of the ceremonies. Thank goodness I found this article: Open Original Shared Link Now I'm clear on how to properly conduct myself should I suddenly be seated with them at a dinner engagement, or positioned behind them at the grocery...
  16. Good mornin', Nik! How are ya feeling this morning? We did not hear from you AT ALL yesterday.... . ...I was ready to check up on you with a li'l whispery voice... . . ...... . ..
  17. Sounds like a recently uncovered Dr. Seuss manuscript from yore... .. .. Jyaghnutt! Get thee to Nik's place! You're on Vomit Duty.. . . ...... ...Hey, it was in yer CV. ... ...
  18. 'Morning, Gang! Lord, I lay awake last night thinking about eating beef stew from a li'l toilet, whilst sitting on a toilet, underneath light-fixtures shaped like turds.... . . .indeed, this is a nightmare of the first order. And this place in Singapore (or is it Japan?) is PACKED with patrons! Gah.... . . .and that big, happy mascot - - a big...
  19. Rah-shyelle, you will have the best time, larfin' at the snobs! Actually, there were some very decent folk around us, as well......but no one offered to rub me phoot. Guess that would be beyond decent - - a little creepy, perhaps?
  20. Drunkard Nik!! Surely you must have a vomit/poop story to recount for us.. . .......not yet, I suppose....... . . . . .in a few hours -- likely. Just DON'T BARF IN YER BEDSIDE TABLE DRAWER!
  21. SLOOOOOOOZINSKARONI!! Great to read you.....indeed, how you have been missed. Yes, library! It is where I race when I'm offline at home. Get thee to la bibliotheque!! Gah! A West-coast Psummit!! Mygawd......I believe I saw the people who stay in these highly exclusive wings of the hotel, as we sat sipping our $32....
  22. Nik's got her ree-oonyun tonight! Excellent.... . . .rum and coke - -very good. This is SO true....I used to leave 'em in there for that very reason - -"Shiyte, he could be dead... .. . ..what can I do about it now? Just don't wanna see this.. . ...".. SO much poop and puke talk! And, um, eating meals out of li'l toilets...
  23. Heading out to see "The Men Who Stare at Goats"... .. .....looks phab .. .....
  24. OMG.. . . . . Sooozle picking up said shampooer in such a state.... . .....um, that's right, America's Most Wanted is on tonight - - might be tuning in. We could just see a brief APB on ya, Sooooze! Patteigh, yer story about kiddie barf down the side o' the bed reminds me of when The Ripper was very small (3, maybe) and he came into our room in the...
  25. Rashyelle! What maintenance! I'll bet you look spectacular! And lord, do I want one o' those Coca-Cola machine dresses..... . . ...
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