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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
CSI calling.....

No you don't, Nik! Or at least keep running into yer computer. . .. . . ....


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Darn210 Enthusiast
Since we've been going down memory lane, here's Llamallady's first visit (I think).......

I don't think we knew how to take this person at first, as there were no real welcomings :rolleyes:

Don't think we know how to take her . . . still.

Darn210 Enthusiast
No you don't, Nik! Or at least keep running into yer computer. . .. . . ....

RIGHT!!!!! Surely you have those things called . . . um . . . commercials!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast

Posting tramatic stress syndrome . . . :lol::lol::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Lisa and Teresa!!!! Way to take one for the team!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast

OK . . . Do Not Let Me Get Distracted!!!! I'm watching something on ebay. The auction ends in about 25 minutes. I want to swoop in at the last second and steal it away. Somebody set a timer.

elye Community Regular

Okay.....time to get Jahgnit singin'... . ..

Us girls we are so magical

Soft skin, red lips, so kissable

Hard to resist so touchable

Too good to deny it

Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I kissed a girl and I liked it

The taste of her cherry chap stick

I kissed a girl just to try it

I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

It felt so wrong

It felt so right

Don't mean I'm in love tonight

I kissed a girl and I liked it

I liked it

This was never the way I planned

Not my intention

I got so brave, drink in hand

Lost my discretion

It's not what, I'm used to

Just wanna try you on

I'm curious for you

Caught my attention


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elye Community Regular

Okay, what's fer dinner tonight, everyone? Or in Nikerler's case, what did ya have?

I'm makin' tacos ... . . . ...

elye Community Regular

Whose dogs fart?

Gus is terrible....every time he sits down.

Elsie: Nothing. Never.

Totally a guy thang. . . .. . . . ..

Darn210 Enthusiast
Have fun at the movie Janet and Skeeter :)

Good times had . . . significantly different from the book . . . not just skipping mass amounts of information but changing things around quite a bit. Skeeter's big observation: There's a cat in the movie but NOT in the book.

flourgirl Apprentice

I have chilli in the crockpot....no hamburger so I used cut up chicken breast instead...smells sooooo good!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Whose dogs fart?

Gus is terrible....every time he sits down.

Elsie: Nothing. Never.

Totally a guy thang. . . .. . . . ..

JoDog farts . . . nasty when she does . . . not very often . . . I think it's when she gets ahold of some special treats from outside like Kitty turds and Bunny (not OUR Bunnie) pellets.

elye Community Regular

...Even when he's wearing his gentlemanly cardigan.

NOT very gentlemanly....

Or poodle-like, somehow.....

flourgirl Apprentice

The last dog I had....Spike (believe it or not) .....well, I ALWAYS knew when kids were feeding him "special" treats by the noise and smell of him. Most of the time not too bad, tho

Darn210 Enthusiast
...Even when he's wearing his gentlemanly cardigan.

NOT very gentlemanly....

Or poodle-like, somehow.....

Perhaps he's showing you what he thinks of his cardigan . . . by farting on it.

elye Community Regular
I have chilli in the crockpot....no hamburger so I used cut up chicken breast instead...smells sooooo good!

I have leftover cooked chicken thighs in my fridge. What exciting thing can I do with them for tomorrow's dins? Was gonna cut them up and put them in wif pasta, but it's something I do so often.......

Need something new and exciting. . . .. .

Actually, I could make yer crockpot chilli, Patti!

Darn210 Enthusiast

Our first dog, Sarge, would scare himself sometimes when he pharted and "run away" from it.

:lol:

elye Community Regular
Perhaps he's showing you what he thinks of his cardigan . . . by farting on it.

Yep.. .. . :lol: Since his completely dejected, destroyed face just doesn't seem to keep me from putting it on him .. . .. .

Darn210 Enthusiast

Thirteen minutes left for ebay . . . :ph34r:

elye Community Regular

Did Jess say she was going to be around today? She posted an incredible, record-breaking number of times yesterday when she was at her full-time day job.....it's now the weekend, and nuttin'.. ... ..

:huh:

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Okay, what's fer dinner tonight, everyone? Or in Nikerler's case, what did ya have?

I'm makin' tacos ... . . . ...

Have no idea . . . Smack doesn't come home for an hour yet and I'm betting he filled up on a bunch of crap.

Skeeter and I stopped at Wendy's for frosties after the movie instead of buying the $4 boxes of candy . . . <_<

elye Community Regular
Thirteen minutes left for ebay . . . :ph34r:

Whatcha bidding on?

elye Community Regular

Must go and check out Nik's football jerseys, I must.. . . . ..

flourgirl Apprentice
Our first dog, Sarge, would scare himself sometimes when he pharted and "run away" from it.

:lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Did Jess say she was going to be around today? She posted an incredible, record-breaking number of times yesterday when she was at her full-time day job.....it's now the weekend, and nuttin'.. ... ..

:huh:

:lol:

Her home computer is broken . . . I tried to hint that she should check the laptop out from work but she was having none of that. I think she was so prolific yesterday because she knew she wouldn't be able to help today . . . or tomorrow . . . :(

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