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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Everyday my MIL delights me with new funnies!


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Darn210 Enthusiast
You can see a picture of my beauties on my profile. Fabulous, unknown breed, smarty-smart, yellow girls. Tika is almost 14, from SPCA when she was a baby, and Annie was found on teh highway by Walmart in Gilroy, she's about 7. They are FAMOUS and FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

Wow, guess I should check profiles more often. You're right, they are Beauties. They look similar enough to be litter mates. I'll have to get a picture of our dog on here somewhere. We saved her from the dog pound and I was manipulative enough that the kids think THEY picked her out. I can't ever imangine NOT having a dog.

Everyday my MIL delights me with new funnies!

Amanda, jumping the gun just a bit, aren't ya? You told us the date is Nov 3! Or is there something about a secret trip to Vegas that you need to tell us? :o:lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Amanda, jumping the gun just a bit, aren't ya? You told us the date is Nov 3! Or is there something about a secret trip to Vegas that you need to tell us? :o:lol:

She already uses that term so I just started as well. Kind of more proper than saying John's mom all the time. :)

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OMG- Nikki- you must find Randall! You're the UK connection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

Chester and Betty :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular

Yes, Nikki!!! DO IT FOR RANDALL!!

Green12 Enthusiast

Hi Nikki, Susie Q, Bev and ALL, I haven't visited this thread in a long time, good to see everyone :D .

Is Richard still around?

If anyone needs a good laugh today, check out this video:

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:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

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for the mom's


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jerseyangel Proficient
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Loved it!!! :D

Heck--I've lived it :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Hi Nikki, Susie Q, Bev and ALL, I haven't visited this thread in a long time, good to see everyone :D .

Is Richard still around?

If anyone needs a good laugh today, check out this video:

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:lol::lol::lol::lol:

OMG- those were both great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
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for the mom's

:lol::lol::lol:

I am soooo sending that to all my (mom) friends.

So we are on a youtube spree . . . here is my favorite (maybe you've already seen it).

Mtndog Collaborator
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I am soooo sending that to all my (mom) friends.

So we are on a youtube spree . . . here is my favorite (maybe you've already seen it).

That video ALWAYS cracks me up!

Here's another GREAT one:

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Darn210 Enthusiast
That video ALWAYS cracks me up!

Here's another GREAT one:

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I enjoy that one, too. I tried to show my kids (6 & 8) and they are not nearly as impressed as I am. I start explaining . . . you know, they are doing that on treadmills, . . . you know how those work, right . . . They hear blah, blah, blah :blink: .

This is the one that makes them stop and come watch. Not funny . . . but pretty cool.

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
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Oh I loved this !!!...I think I've said every one of those things :lol:

Surprisingly true ... . .???

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1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your drink-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.

12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.

18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong !

22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

24) You never ever run out of salt.

25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.

26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard

32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

34) Bricks are horrible to carry.

35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Surprisingly true ... . .???

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:lol::lol: Those were excellent, Nikki :lol::lol:

13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

This one just amazes me. Whenever we have gone camping, it seems like the goal is to get the fire big enough and hot enough to melt things (beer cans and bottles mostly). Heaven forbid you might have extra firewood left that you could leave behind for the next group/family. You've got to pile it all on and burn every twig. The more men involved in the camping trip, the bigger the fire . . .

Cute kitty! Is he/she yours? A black cat for Halloween! Wait . . . do you have Halloween across the pond?

Jestgar Rising Star

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

So is this why when you go out to eat they are always triangular....thats why Diner Blt's were always better than homemade!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Cute kitty! Is he/she yours? A black cat for Halloween! Wait . . . do you have Halloween across the pond?

'Will' is our new kitty and he is 8 weeks old and miows alot !! (and is currently sitting in a pot plant :blink: )

We do have Halloween - but it's not as big a thing as in the states.

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:lol::lol::lol:

Superb J !!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Nothing is ever too offensive for me...

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Nothing is ever too offensive for me...

:lol: NOR ME !!!

elye Community Regular

...Nor me....

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:lol::lol:

extreeeeeeeeeeemely entertaining, the girly man video.

Hmmmm....me? I got nothin' today.

:huh:

ho,

Hum.

:mellow:

jerseyangel Proficient
may be offensive to some viewers

So, of course I had to take a look :lol:

'Will' is our new kitty and he is 8 weeks old and miows alot !! (and is currently sitting in a pot plant :blink: )

Oh Nikki!!! Will is so adorable! I just love kittens :wub:

Hi Susie :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
[may be offensive to some viewers

Almost makes it mandatory to watch when you use a phrase like that . . . we all have to go check to see if we are offended! :lol::lol:

You are going to have to try harder if you want to offend me . . . :lol:

'Will' is our new kitty and he is 8 weeks old and miows alot !! (and is currently sitting in a pot plant :blink: )

Sounds cute . . . but are you sure he hasn't found a new litter box? :unsure:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
'Will' is our new kitty and he is 8 weeks old and miows alot !! (and is currently sitting in a pot plant :blink: )

:o SITTING IN A POT PLANT??? you mean you are just growing the weed, right there at home, in front of God and everyone, and the kitty is peeing in it???????????????

*snigger* *snort*

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hi Patti! Did you watch Grey's last night? I thought it was incredibly ridiculous and stupid..... <_<

Saving a deer's life in a hospital. Sheesh, AS IF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
Hi Patti! Did you watch Grey's last night? I thought it was incredibly ridiculous and stupid..... <_<

Saving a deer's life in a hospital. Sheesh, AS IF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep, I saw it.....there was so much wrong with the deer story :huh: I mean, they used all of that equipment including the DEFIBRILLATOR :o That never would have happened.

Not to mention the possible tick issues.... :P

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