Pillsbury Doughboy Funeral

[txplowgirl]

Please join me in remembering a great icon. Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died this past week in a severe accident involving a turned over Prime truck. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch and many others.

The graveside was piled high with flours as long-time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man, he was still considered a roll model for millions.

Toward the end it was thought he'd raise once again, but he was no tart.

Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

[kareng]

Wow,......my mother that lives in the same county as me found some gluten-free frozen pizza and had me pick it up.

It was a brand called Amy's.

Worst garbage I ever tried to eat.

I'm sure some will say they love it, but I am putting out the warning for anyone that likes real pizza. There are far better choices, even in the frozen category.

This stuff was plain awful.

OMG! I can't stop laughing!

[Marilyn R]

Please join me in remembering a great icon. Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died this past week in a severe accident involving a turned over Prime truck. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch and many others.

The graveside was piled high with flours as long-time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."

ROFLOL. Thank you for the laugh.

Did General Mills sing "Fare thee well?"

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man, he was still considered a roll model for millions.

Toward the end it was thought he'd raise once again, but he was no tart.

Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

[c-topher sean]

omg txplowgirl that is hilarious