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  1. Piddle-Me-Ree Must share that w/hubby Gahhh!!!!! That was phun-nee!
  2. Hey, look at all the psillys down there! Don't you people work?
  3. One can ne'er have too many words for the male anatomy. It's funny to me to read all of those words in that dictionary, it feels like I'm in the 'way-back' machine. Suddenly I'm 5 years old, listening to my granny tell me to 'make pischy' in the bathroom at Kresge. Good times...good times My mum's phamilee were some pretty intense people. Long...
  4. Well, shucks, Beverly. Thanks for such a nice welcome! And, might I say, I'm happy to be here One of my favorite old jokes was a Phyllis Dillar classic, where she says her bra size is a 34 Long In my case, if I'd gone public w/the twins hangin out I could pwobly just tuck 'em in me pants pocket I talk this way all the time.....
  5. Don't make me jump on my broom and come over there!!
  6. Shhh...you might start a riot at the local health food store. Just enjoy it, dear. Poor guy (rolling on floor laughing)
  7. Thanks for posting this event! We'll see you there, AMQ. This sounds like a super positive way for kids to learn more about their own allergies/sensitivities and to learn to be more aware of others. I may bring a gaggle of 'em with me Definitely send me directions. Thanks-- R
  8. Oh yeah, I almost forgot--see my duck eggs up there? Ain't they sweet?
  9. Ya know, I think we might actually get that here. I will be watching the 10pm Canada news tonight. We are so close to the border, I often watch your news and the BBC, and listen to Canadian radio stations. Your news seems to report our stateside issues a bit more fairly than our own at times--they're not so biased across the bridge(S). Good luck tonight...
  10. For all who have posted here who have been diagnosed--with anything, be it celiac, RA, Psoriatic arthritis--to me you are almost the lucky ones. Please believe me that I say that with deepest empathy for you and the utmost respect and sincerity. I am not so enlightened yet as to what is causing my pain and GI issues, and am crying while typing this because...
  11. Emily, that is wonderful! What a sweet and thoughtful daughter you are. The pic. in your av is 'Swell' (isn't that what they used to say?) I mean it, it's really cool. I love those old shots--I've seen one of my grandpa pulling off his best James Dean look for my grandma when they were dating (wwii era). Happy 60th to them and hope you have a great time...
  12. Oy vey, the day I've had. Twas fercockt. Nice to kibitz wif me haimisher mensch. My bubby spoke yiddish--a German dialect--(mum's side is jewish) and when the aunties got together they would swear this way so us kiddies wouldn't know what they were saying. Open Original Shared Link I was going to marry him *note...
  13. **giggling hysterically** No time to comment on all your hilarity, but MUST tell you what an eejit I am. I was leaving for work and realized I had just locked myself outta my habitat. I had been inwardly griping to meself all mornin about my man's penchant for leaving things opened, unlocked, and basically unsealed, but now I'm rather glad he did...
  14. When I was very young--say about 5 years old--I had a mad crush on John Denver I still love his music--I'm such a dork, I swear..."almost heaven, West Virginia" Poor Peter So sorry about the heatwave! Hope you're stayin' cool Round these parts we turn on the a/c at 75 degrees (lightweights). There's this e-mail thing...
  15. And then, the "flood control" showed up and told me to wait 20 seconds before attempting to post again Pine needles & stealth attorneys Hope you gave him a snootphul first And, now dat I'm here ye'll not be rid 'o me Paraverse of Patty Griffin's "Mad Mission": She was drinkin' like the Irish ...
  16. Although rare, civckebs have been spotted in several areas of North America. Once near endangerment of extinction, the native civckeb is now naturalizing and multiplying at a rapid rate. In fact, in some states they are filibustering to allow special hunting lotteries to thin the herd. Tis true. Yes, let's! Can we please...
  17. "The birth of Mojo" subtitle the story of the blue gorilla Once upon a time some very psilly pee-pull were spending wayyy too much time on an online auto industry technical forum whilst working. Some of said techs were even sending pictures to each other, and personal info and anecdotes. Well, one day the corporate po-leece showed up and were...
  18. Disgusting and oh so hilarious, ye are So, this rogue Scothc anestheesioologist scared the bisjesghhes outta me the other day. He said that thea coyote and lawyer attacks were on the rise and that the lawyers attaxk very sloewly, wearing masks. Then he opened his trench coat, flashed me his doublewood, then tried to SNIFGF me right there on...
  19. WHAT IN HELL???? I can't leave you kids alone for a MINUTE! I leave with your father to go watch a movie, just one hour of peace, and I come back to find Susan getting snifgf'd by strange men, Jess is typing like a dislexic scotch moron, Patty's snoot is phul, somebody stuck little paper fritu thingiers on the hoes, and the damn beans are ho' tubbin it...
  20. I know you all know one another much better than you know me, but I have wanted to mention that my husband is a moderator on the Blue Gorrillas website and every year they have a reunion. It's a lot of fun. Not every one goes every year, but we webcam it for those who can't make it. The guys have a stuffed blue gorilla that they send to each other. His...
  21. I must share the news, friends. We're expecting...ducks!! This crazy momma mallard has planted four little greyish/green eggs in me rhododendrun This is quite wackl--we live in a hugely populated subdivision whose only source of water is the errant swimming pool (which haven't been open since last Labor Day.) The poor little dear. Mu hubby is tres...
  22. Good morning everybody It is a spectacular sunny morn here in the suburbs of Dey-trois. It was actually warmer outside than inside yesterday for the first time in about 6 months. There is a petite little female mallard duck hanging out in my front landscaping. She and her mate have been around for about a week, which is odd because there aren't...
  23. Always too much here to get it all in with one reply. So much phunny, so little time... Simon :wubs: her= (I think Simon Cowell is sooo droll) I like a man with big...hands Buying a horse, is that anything like buying the farm? I shall wook up dis wookie you speak of. Luke= My reaction to Max's poopcapades aren't quite...
  24. p.s. Max (yeah, that's his ugly mug up there in my av), has run through some of his own poo in the yard and now we must wrestle him into the tub--argh.
  25. Well, congratulations! Garsh, I love that new baby smell <<sniff>> 10 lbs.? I wish. Criminey, I haven't been this plump in a long, long time. From a magnet on my MIL's fridge: "Ewe's not fat, ewe's just fluffy" Buttercat doesn't scream--she enunciates. My dog Max cries like a wookie. We call him 'Chewbacca'. It is most...
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