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  1. TriticusToxicum
    We usually just arm wrestle. I gotta run ane return to being a stay at home dad. Enjoy your day. Things to ponder Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? Just think how much deeper the ocean would...
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    AHA! I knew I liked you! The fridge we have now came with the house. It's small (18 Cu ft.), old, and there is no shelf in the freezer, so we have invented a dance to avoid the falling chicken breasts, peas, and cool whip everytime we are looking for something to eat. We both agree we need a new fridge, but we are at odds as to what kind to get. ...
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    (wanders in and checks the smoldering campire) Did everybody get a smore? Sorry I had to bolt the party yesterday. I was typing along and I heard them most gut wrenching sound. My little one was screaming in pain, so I bolted. Turns out she got her little fingers pinched in the door. Nothing too serious, but she pinched them pretty good. A lot of...
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    Totally imaginary, cooked on an imaginary stick over an imaginary campfire, which was lit with imaginary matches. I wish I could make a donut last a month! I wouldn't need to buy any more for the rest of the year! Would you care for an imaginary graham cracker and imaginary extra large slab of ghiardelli's chocolate for a smore?
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    ....from the annoying overweight co-worker "sometimes I wish I had what you have so I could be skinny like you"
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    Welcome! Brrrrr. there's a north wind blowin' out there if ya know what I mean! How do you like your marshamallow? just warm? Browned? All black and puffy? Have no fear, they're free of everything, I'm not sure what they're made of, but they're of no danger to anyone! They are actually guaranteed to leave you feeling better, happier, more rested, fitter...
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    Your husband certainly looks excited about the new color! (sorry, I couldn't resist!) Mmmmmmm 1/4 donut...
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    Open Original Shared Link Hilarious except for the gluten-free Kamut part...
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    (lights campfire and takes seat on driftwood log) I'm not feeling a lot of love in the air around here today. Come on in sit down, have a marshmallow, and join in... Kumbayah my Lord, kumbayah Kumbayah my Lord, kumbayah Kumbayah my Lord, kumbayah Oh Lord, kumbayah...
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    "All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten" Robert Fulgham Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in Kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sandbox at nursery school. These are the things I learned.. Share everything...
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    Ho-hum... No fun to be had here today... ...all we are saying, is give peace a chance... I read THAT thread, and now THAT is stuck in my head... Where's Rachelville when you need it?! WAR! What is is good for, absolutely nuthin! Thats' all I'm saying. Knock-knock Who's there? Catch Catch-who? GOD bless you! (courtesy of...
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    I come in peace I did some research. Check your symptoms below. SIGNS THAT YOU MIGHT BE EXPERIENCING MENOPAUSE * You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. (Hot flashes) * The person you sleep with complains about snow piling up on the bed. (Nightsweats) * Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using...
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    Funny except for thr gluten-free Kamut bread... Open Original Shared Link I can't play anymore, gotta go get the kiddies. Have a great weekend everybody! Keep on smiling!
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    Maybe he can help you with that now that he's a doctor.
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    I can't help you with the menopause bit, but I'm wondering if you've given any thought to getting out and being "fierce" again? Whenever I'm low I like to get out and get primal. Time on the trail, the smells, the sounds, the wind pushing me around on a mtn peak. There's nothing quite like it. Maybe you should "take a hike". Sometimes getting out and pushing...
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    That is GREAT! (NOT) That kid should have his blood sugar checked!
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    something to chew on for a while... ***WARNING SPOILERS INSIDE*** Open Original Shared Link
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    Maybe you need one of these? Open Original Shared Link
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    and now for something completely different... Open Original Shared Link I especially like his ice cream truck, complete with cow!
  20. TriticusToxicum
    Get your hubby a subscription to American Woodworker. Then he'll make you a bookcase!
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    I do something similar to this, except I use finely crushed gluten-free corn flakes, and I bake them for about 10 mins at 400F. Dip them in Cattlemen's BBQ - YUM!
  22. TriticusToxicum
    not working for you? how about... I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan New York and Japan And I'm too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party No way I'm disco dancing I'm a model you know what...
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    Here, let me help... Who's the leader of the club That's made for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E! Hey, there! Hi, there! Ho, there! You're as welcome as can be! M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E! Mickey Mouse! Donald Duck! Mickey Mouse! Donald Duck! Forever let us hold our banner high! High! High! High! Come along and sing a song And join the jamboree...
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    I'm glad I'm not the only one with this problem! My wife tried to throw out my woodworking magazines once. I built a bookcase for them in retalliation!
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    Ahem...(clears throat) Me-me-me-meeeeeee... My bologna has a first name it's O-S-C-A-R, my bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R. Oh! I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll say.'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A! I had to get that out of my system. I made my daughter a bologna sandwich this morning and that...
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