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  1. elye
    GAH!! Wait!! WAIT!! NOT HP SAUCE!! Hydrogen pyroxide!! But... . . . ......maybe HP Sauce would work just as well.. . . ... Hi, Ptaoughmghmnuss! I know, even fer my un-sciencey brain. It could always have been a coincidence with me -- perhaps the on-coming phloo was something small, simple and very fleeting -...
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    We gots Psick Psillies! ....And a Psilly being ridden by an errant Swede. .. ........ Um, this sounds quite unconventional, rather snake-oilish and 'out there', howevah: bear with me, and try this, Patteigh and Yer Mahjestee Bun, as you have nothing to lost but yer phloo.... . . . . ... Take the bottle of 3% hydrogen pyroxide outta your...
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    Luuuuuuurrrrve all the NOOOOOBIES!!! And am just chortling away over our Oracle POeter's summation of the Royal Psilly Ascention Schedule. Methinks the Coronations have been much slower to happen the last few months.....but with new blood, we could be hitting some new records.... . .... Jack got out of bed this morning, came into the office...
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    I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING. . .. .. . . .. . .......I saw this man at the Carnivale freak show last evening....I just know it. Couldn't figure out where I had seen him before. Yup, smallest penis. . . . . . . . ....
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    Y'know, I think he is a white Russian..... . . .. . he kept playing crazy, rushed marching pieces that sounded very like Rachmoninov whilst following me about during my brief reign. . ......
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    White ones, at that.... . . .. I was wondering if this ratio pertained to Penile in Full Extension, or At Ease......there was no explanatory disclaimer with this factoid when it was read by The Ripper in whatever scientific journal he had his nose in at the time. I'm thinking it's a third when things are fully extended, and a half when...
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    ****GAAAHHH! ALL HAIL, QUEEEEEEEN BUHNEEEE!!!!!!***** A monarch who wants to abscond, or defer, or pass, or WIMP OUT! No such luck, Yer Hyegnuss. . . . . ..... . ...you're in!! There is SO much for you to do.....royal edicts to proclaim or strike down, minutes to peruse, land serfdoms to grant... .... .. . . .you can get started right away, as...
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    Hey, Manda! I'm Sorry about your sad news. But hey....... . ..you guys are SOoOooo young, with nuttin' but time on yer hands. You've got the right attitude and it will happen! I cannot think of another couple who will make better parents than you and John. I have always listened to how you both are with your niece, Landen and your mom's foster...
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    Good morning, Psillies! MmmMmmmMmMMmm. . . ..cinnamon buns. . . .. .. . ... Buh-knee, have you tried concocting these with Splenda? I have always found that baked goodies suffer when I replace sugar with an artificial sweetener, even Splenda and especially gluten-free recipes. Probably just as well. . .... . ..dunno what would happen if I had...
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    Perhaps we should be mentioning this on any threads we see from overwhelmed newbies, those who just cannot seem to manage the formidable learning curve of the gluten-free diet. "Hey, remember..... . ... ... . male thumb-penis ratio takes some time to get one's mind around, but, like the gluten-free diet, it really will become second nature -- promise!"
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    Hey, gang... . . . .. I know, I know......it happens to the best of us. Rahshyell, you need to see Patteigh's unforgettable thumb avatar that she posted for a couple of days, whilst we were carrying on about this fascinating biological ratio. Pahght, do you still have it? I sometimes see it fleetingly in my brain, when driving or...
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    Now, here's trivia...... . .. .the young couple who owned Pongo and Missus (or Perdita, if one lives by Disney) in A Hundred and One Dalmations were the Darlings. Gad......did they have a big wet spot??
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    Hi, Jooooodie! Wow! Your house is action-packed! Fantastic -- it will be sold by the end of the week, I just know it.. . . . ..
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    GAH! Sewzhin, methinks you've been drinking with Jyessss.. . .......
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    HEY! Rachelle . . ....... ....did you happen to notice your POST COUNT when you just came into this thread? Gah! We tend to take big numbers fairly pseriously 'round here. The fact that your 1,000th post was in Psillyville means that you are now contractually bound to get involved here, to post frequently, and you are now legally obligated to make us...
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    I have been known to sprinkle garlic on most anything under me nose...... . ...apple slices, peanut butter......even ice cream.... ...... ..and, of course, the errant vampire that visits on occasion....... . . . Vital words to live by. This should be on a bumper sticker. Struck me, somehow, as most phunnee.. . ...
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    There's Toikish Nik! ANOTHER KITTEH? Dear gawd - - that must bring it to, what, nine cats er sumfin'? Um, what is that big, strange, black, somewhat rude and ominous-looking message box in POeter's last post, near the bottom of the last page? How does this type of thing get there? Perhaps it is Mr. Crab introducing himself after youse guys...
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    Whoa....Patteigh... .. .......do you mean... .in the biblical sense? Kit cat! Peekin' around the celiac forum page.......... And POeter's doin' crack?. . .. . .. ... . . . .......
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    Here you go.....all is not lost: http://layoder.files.wordpress.com/2008/11...utt-posters.webp
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    Oh, crap, Jyesss, just do what I do..... .. . . .Let the thumb sizes be the deciding factor.........
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    Sewzin.....you is always necked? What in hell. . . . . ........does this mean that you are constantly in the act of necking er sumphin'? "Jeez, we need to stop and get something to eat - - we've been, like, necked for an hour and a half, man '... . .. Um, yeah. . . .........methinks this would be a mandatory criterion in my Hindu marriage...
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    Whot? . .. . . . ...Someone meant to call you "phallic?"... . ...wow, um... . ......why would that be?....trying to imagine.. .. .... . .... Sewzhin, you now absolutely MUST put up an avatar of yourself. This I simply must see... . . . Whot again?? Rayechool......you have a friend who looks like Sam Hill Manhead?? Such artistic...
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    Goooood morning, gang! All right, we have exhausted the subject of trans-vaginal ultra-sounds here. I have another proceedure, equally invasive but likely not as undignified, to bring up and on which to get feedback: the infamous bone scan. Who's had one? This will likely be happening here -- my foot is not improving to my satisfaction (um, haven...
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    Y'know those ads posted on milk cartons? I am certain that me mom has been stopped on the street and searched for those kids..........
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    Well, my boobs are considerably smaller than when I was twenty - - also considerably lower. This reminds me of an amusing tale that my mom told us whilst we were away. She has always had huge boobs, and at five-foot-two, it has often appeared quite side-show-like. She recently bought a high-tech abdominal workout machine, where you sit on a seat...
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