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  1. Gah! POeter......don't tell me -- you've been dealing with Bell Canada........ The absolute bane of my existence. ....... Hmmmm....yes, orgies and swinging are serious, energetic habits, but I cannot imagine taking on such hugely orchestrated past-times at this point in me life. Gawd, sending out invitations, booking a venue.........
  2. Bevel and SHM DO look completely starkers in this paparrazzi-type shot.......... ...And right in front of The Outback, yet........!
  3. Sewzin, your whole post was fab.... ...where to start?... . ..... Type one, for thirty-six years. That is fanTAStic that you may become free of your type two. Have you lost a lot of weight? This seems to be the leading way for non-insulin dependent diabetes to disappear. 'Tis a great thing........ OMG... .. . . ...
  4. Crap.........da foot is perhaps marginally better... . . ..but I cannot stand it, and I want it better NOW. Stress fractures can apparently take 6 to 8 weeks to really heal, and that is probably with lots of rest. Um, that is not happening here. I am doing NO pounding (cannot -- too much pain), but I continue to walk to carry out errands, tread water like...
  5. Good morning, Psills! I lay awake last night, tossing about, and my mind alighted on Jyesss's chicken tractor. I could nae stop wondering about this, and thinking, "what in hell IS that? Why in hell didn't I immediately ask about it, as here I am, unable to sleep, ruminating over this mystery"...... . . . ... I have been picturing a Little Tykes...
  6. OMG....Tareeeesuh! Fantastic av!!!!! Jyaghnutt's outdone herself .. . . . . ...sooooooo phunnnnneee......!! Just read through the lyrics of "A Boy Named Sue". Love Johnny Cash, but what in hell was this? Beatin' the crap outta yer dad for calling you Sue..... . . .. . Actually, Sooozle may have done this. ....
  7. Just LOVE saying this word. . . .......staaaaa-tis-TISH-uns.......... Must go say it in front of the mirror.. . . ... Sewzin! I was kidding, kidding!! Please don't EVER, and I do mean EVER, worry about offending anybody around here. I do believe it is impossible.... . .. ... Hell, I make penis earrings out of sculpey. The potential...
  8. OMG, Sewzan. . . ........um, we're, like, funny and a bit lewd around here at times, but... . . ....well, that is just Far Too Much Information. ......... Holy crap, Sewzun! I've just got funny ol' Mr. Chow behind me, doin' his Tai chi at 6 am every single morning....and the man across from us, who puts out forty-two enormous blow...
  9. J3 is home!! Dear gawd..... . . ..gone for two weeks, and he had TWO showers. Was in the lake every day, but still... . . ...... Paint would be funner than what I am leaving to shop for: more sunscreen, as J3 used up two bottles whilst away. Crap, he wasn't showering..... . . the same layer of sunscreen should have lasted five...
  10. GAWD, SOOOOOZLE! You absolutely need Sam Hill Manhead with you as a decoy in your car, AND perched in various places in yer house..... . . . boy, his large, manly, don't-f**k-with-me silhouette in a window would terrify Li'l Mr. Bike and Flip-flop Kid. Will courier him to Clovis. .. . . . ..... How scary, Soooze. Hope you finally got to sleep...
  11. OMG.....was trying to remember how SHM was posed in Jyess's, avatar......and there he is! We were just out for dinner with very intellectual, rather new friends.......they came to my dad's memorial, so discussion quickly gravitated that way. I began telling them about the incredible tree gift, and all o' you guys, and sure enough I was eventually speaking...
  12. Sooooozle's gonna paint sumphin'!! Crap, don't think we'll ever know for certain from which office in that building he was disposed.. ....... . . ..forget now- - he could be connected to a homosexual dating service, or the Burundian Embassy.....was there another embassy? Couple of dental clinics. . ......law firms. . . . ..... Such a...
  13. Crap, did SHM make it as an elf into any of those phab videos? Yep, and there he is wif Oliver - - such a guy, loves cats......socializes so easily with all of us....flies across the pond for a photo with Nik...I'm tellin' ya, what a guy........
  14. OMG........ . . . I remember this.... . .... how he was staring lovingly, possessively at you, Patteigh....we all commented on this. . . . .
  15. HEY! We never thought of that as a practical use for SHM! For those guys who are short and want to appear considerably taller........he could be an extender! Put him on yer head, wrap yer shirt around yer real head and neck........VOILA. The bonus: He has a much better-looking face than many short blokes I know.. . .. ..
  16. Gah! Well, we must recruit Jyaghnutt, the creator of most of these amazing pictoral accounts of Sam's whereabouts. Hopefully she kept copies of the ones she made..... JAHNUTTTT!
  17. Ranger Soooozun! Yes, I hear you on the immediate connection, the magic one feels upon first encountering SHM. Jus' somethin' about him. . ........and you're right, the chances of it happening twice - - something of this calibre, slim to none. I think we need every Psilly to put up their avatars in which he has appeared, so that you can really get a...
  18. Dear gawd........ .. . . ..this would NOT be good fer me, either.... . . ...and imagine Soooozle? Methinks she would be awake ALL night. .. .. .. Our Ranger is digging up some silly, yet Jyesss seems down a quart. Eat, and things will be all better. This, unfortunately, seems true for EVERY situation. We go and get J3 tomorrow...
  19. Okay, Soooozun and Shroomie! Head back to page 1512 - - mid-November 2008 - - the sudden introduction of Sam Hill Manhead into our lives. . . ....... Reading it again, I remain fascinated in where he came from..... . . ....why he was there, right when DH was unlocking his car.... . . . ....what does it meeeeeeean? I think I need to generate...
  20. SAM HILL MANHEAD!! Oh, I miss him.......the way he used to sit on my dining room table, staring off, his silver/pewter face strong and impassive...... . . . He sits in my buddy's front window, warding off bad men of ill intent. Truly, it's very funny -- he has not been moved from this location since I gave him to her last year. Gad....how do we explain...
  21. Ah, ah ah..... . . . ......Inuit Club. . . . . . ...
  22. Whoooooaaaaaa.. . .. ..... . .Pahteigh, this is eerie and much unsettling.......like somethin' outta Dickens. Tthings are suddenly not too phunnee. . .. . ... Yes, being naked in such landscapes has happened to me in the odd dream. I'm trying to hide behind my hands, the side of a building, a large camel that suddenly lumbers in front of me. . ....
  23. GAH! A NEWBIE, and a CHALLENGE at that! Welcome to the madness, Susan... . . . .....okay, everyone pull out the stops....... I shall leave as a precautionary measure -- I see Susan still reading.. . ..
  24. Yes....... . . . .Sven and I are now about to change our relationship, at least temporarily. I won't be able to see him every day, and when I do, things will be.....well, different. My heart rate won't be getting as high.......not as breathless, won't be leaving the ground with both feet. .. . ...... Gawd, sounds like I'm marrying him. . . ...... ...
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