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  1. elye
    It's a lovely Sunday morning.... Judy, there's no stopping the viscious pull of The Vortex...Like quicksand, the more one struggles, the further inside one is sucked. I think it has you. ...And yay! That means we've got you! BTW...Went to bed last night, and spent the hour before I drifted off choking back full-blown laughter, thinking...
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    ...I'm NOT naked!!
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    Hilarious, Peter...All right, I think we should all do a Naked Post. Simultaneously. Perhaps we would warrant placement in the 2008 Guinness Book. ...Or Ripley's Believe it or Not... We'll have to take a vote: do nightshirts count? And what does one's name look like when in the act of posting naked? Large, bold caps? Lots of exclamation marks? Or...
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    Aha! I knew that, Nikki, as for a moment I saw your name in aerial black...that's the code for slimming-club cheater... Ah!! Nikki, you would therefore love my Gus...He is completely sub-standard, and would be thrown out of the confirmation portion of a dog show, due to his curly tail. It is just like a pig's...right over his...
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    Wow, Carla, you've been through a whole lot for just one person, haven't you? I admire you very much...it's tough enough keeping a marriage going and raising a couple of kids while healthy...raising six while ill must be Sisyphean to the extreme... Ah! The little mystery, solved. So if I understand this, we can tell what others on the board...
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    Well, this is something that has my curiosity truly peaked...Answer please, Peter: Why, at the very bottom of the page where we are shown who is lurking or reading, is there always ONE member name underlined and in italics? The name changes frequently...are these people special? I must state that I have NEVER noticed MY name presented in such a way....
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    Morning, Weekend Sillies! Told ya...Psawyer knows everything. Peter, are you Regis Philbin? I've been meaning to comment on your avatar. It is FANTASTIC. A pic that says it all for us multi cat-owners...
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    Oh........one can be too young for wine? Oh! Requests...lets see....... Ella Fitzgerald's Black Coffee? Jerome Kearn's All the Things You Are? Hey...This girl likes musicals.....!!! I'm totally with you, Susie. I have SUCH a colossal message to communicate to all people with mental health...
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    Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww..... Like stains, and short, curly hairs? ((Shudder))................ this sounds even more like something sacrosact, like a great, holy pilgrimmage....Must search out a sanitary grail wherein to place my River of Wee... Hi, Sarah! We all missed you, and often spoke of your very obvious absence. Sorry...
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    YES!! With a Snow Poodle...and in fact, I currently have one of those, as Gus is out frolicking in the new 5cm we received yesterday...It's perfect! Yep, great advice. I think it's true, Amanda--you're too nice, and she can get away with this behavior when directed at you. A tough skin is hard to grow, but at least you know it isn't YOU...
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    Morning, Amanda! Think you've got our communal brain this morning...cannot think, or fully wake up...yucky and dreary out....need a shot of PUNCTUATION!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!! OMG... Sounds like a sacred place of worship...The River of Wee. One of the Eight Great Wonders of the World...
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    Yes, quite hilarious. I'll often see a new member name showing up as reading on this thread, and I'll think, "Excellent! Some new funny blood about to jump on our bandwagon!", but alas, they disappear. Quickly. In fact, many of those names probably leave the whole forum after their quick visit here. I can just hear them: "Holy Gawd...I'm outta here...
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    How about Regis Philbin in a public bathroom?...
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    Yes....Consulting for the Nether Regions....
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    ...I dunno, guys...I'm a hoverer from a way back (bum cheeks do NOT hit seat EVER), but I've never considered hovering a reason to get wee on the seat...Whatsamaddah with you guys? You hover, way down low, a true squat with all weight in your heels, and you can maintain things about an inch from said seat. If it's a long pee, your quads could start to burn...
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    Yes! deathly ill, and a multimillionaire...a dream catch! A new, technical name for this maneuver...The Icerub? And those goalies who adopt said move would be referred to as Icerubbers... You poor girls.... ...Er...hmm...Amanda...okay, brainsharing with you is quite fine, but remind me NEVER to enter a bladder...
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    OMG....so that explains the condition of my livingroom carpet!! Man, here I was, blaming my husband. YETI'S GOT FULL ANAL GLANDS!! It all makes sense, now...when he was goaltending, he kept dropping to the ice in what we thought was a classic butterfly save motion, but then he'd be rubbing the ice with his behind. We thought it was just a bit of finesse...
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    Wow, Patti! You've had a lot to say! I can't imagine 10,000 posts. You should print them all off and submit it to a publisher as a book--it would be a novel! Actually, I think one of us should do this with this Silly thread...funniest reading around, I tell you. Riotous humour, high drama, great jokes, the odd recipe...Ain't seen nuthin' like that on...
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    Yep, totally agree. Or the lady whose skin was pulled so tight in a facelift that everytime she sits down, her mouth opens. Boy, do I hear you. I can only teach grown-ups....
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    Good morning....Wait.....wanna have lifted spirits this whole day, so.... Good Morning, all????...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????!!!!.... That has a very good, true sound to it, Amanda. Like Janet says, you're in an ideal position: not desparate, your bills are being paid, so you can take your time and have the luxury of waiting for something that really...
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    Bah! After all.....aren't we all just a bunch of glands? ...pardon me as I wax philosophical...
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    Julie!! You have an anal self? No anal gland, however... Does an anal self have to be squeezed? Does it cause you to scoot along the livingroom carpet?
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    Well...human males have other glandular concerns back there....perhaps they all needed their prostate glands squeezed....(hey, what man doesn't? At least, that's what they ALL say..) Gad, that's what....Six hours? Get off that phone, Janet! Report for duty! See? There are other civilians who know how to to do...
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    You're right, Amanda, and today I got a lot of challenging mental things done. Can I keep it over tomorrow? I have to teach, but I'll have it back to you first thing Friday (and NOT on empty, I promise!) Okay.........???!!.....;...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: All I can say is: T'is a very fortunate thing that we humans have been spared...
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    ...Really?...I've always been a less-is-more kinda gal with my punctuation, but now that you tell me that it alters mood, I must try this. Okay, here I go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...Nothing yet...I mean, nothing, yet????????????!!!!!!!!! Ah, c'mon..ya put gloves on, hold breath....and it's the thumbs, placed on either side...bah! You need...
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