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    Yes, Bev...you and that Dangling CEO. Mygawd, I blush while remembering. I have since that party learned that one cannot keep lumberjacks from participle-dangling. An unteachable group, those wankers. They Might be Giants....SO much well-written fun. Moxy Fruvous are as good, as clever, and every bit as toe-tapping. Home-grown boys you must check out...
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    Yes, I'm for upping production!! As long as there's no child labour or coal-fired machinery involved. Hmmm....this brings me back to the subject of...yours truly and...Witness Protection...Ah! Cannot elaborate--it was a world away, and life is now good. C'mon...four more pages... (that emoticon does not quite do it...I need here a VERY excited, anxious...
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    Ugh...it is SO raining...at least here. It's truly a poopy day. I must turn my attention inside and look at all the corners of the house that need work.
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    Ah, Tom! We're so glad you're back... Gah...All the tables Bev and I have been up on, the ones I've been under...I forgot about being under that #!!*#!*@ ganache mobile. Susie's washing Scott's hair,...well, 'tis a might better than washing Mr. Simmons'. Didn't you volunteer for that one, Bev? Okay, well, Susie, you may have configured smelly flowcharts...
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    Mmmmmm......It's not the thought of impending tornadoes. I'm just always ready for a lockdown. I'm...not at liberty to say any more...at this time...
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    C'mon, Janet...you're very off your rocker! (Hell, I'm under mine!)
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    Ah, this does not surprise me. I was expecting I might hear something like this. You see, just after I arranged that initial meeting all those years ago with Scott regarding my plan for a website for celiac patients and insisted he run with my idea, he told me he would go ahead on one condition: that I stay with him as the CEO, a second-in-command, if...
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    So, how does our Grand Poobah notify one if there's an offer of Moderatorship on the table? (I would be under that one, too...) Does he call in the early evening?..I've been screening calls big-time lately, and one persistent individual whose ID is "unknown source" has been trying to get through. Can't have been Bob Goulet, as he is clearly not speaking...
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    Hey! I wish to quell this heinous rumour circulating: Parties do not find me on tables...anymore...(yes, I was young and needed the money)..now I'm likely under them. Hallucinogenics and moderators. Now that would be quite a combination. Imagine what kind of posts we'd be getting to read. No substitutions, for sure. Ah...but Scott likely has mandatory...
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    Mornin', Silliests! Yes, well done, Lucas! That's much funnier than monkey puke. Okay, I need a FUNNY day, today. Eight and a half pages to go....
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    Both of my grandpas have been gone for a long time, so it's been many years since I've had any humour from their very funny generation. But my son has a favoUrite joke: What's green and smells like bananas? Monkey puke.
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    Hi, Woodrow, and welcome, I saw a dietician when I was first diagnosed, left her office with probably more questions than ever, then came home and stumbled upon this forum. I've never looked back, and believe me, any dietary question you have can be (or already has been) correctly answered here. A lot of very knowledgeable people on here...and the support...
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    What a lovely big gentleman you have, Bev! Simon is lovely. We have two cats to distract Gus, and they are all rather hilarious together. A picture of all of them together...now that would be a trick... Wonder how Richard's painting went today. Wonder where Tom is. Hey! I really wonder if Bob got some lungs!
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    Okay, okay...point well taken, Patti...A WHOLE FREAKIN' LOT SIMPLER....
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    Yep, I would say that their needs are a tad simpler....
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    I'm in the most precarious situation of all....Ikea is ten minutes away....
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    BEAUTIFUL weather here...sun and 20 degrees C. We're praying to the sun gods for the wedding day, Amanda...and yes, stay home tomorrow. All you'll probably miss is a few flatulous moments from your cubie. I have volunteered for things already, so I'm not offering to wash RS's leotard. It's all yours, Queen Bev! A much worse job, I feel, would be washing...
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    Yo, Richard! Don't suppose I'll catch you before you go...but I kept thinking of last night's unimaginable combination: Richard Simmons, and a full moon...having both of them, the same night, at one's house...and you live to speak of it. Too bad he didn't stick around, as I imagine he would put everything he's got into house painting. Probably have several...
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    Actually, I was half serious...did you notice if they have any wicker storage bins big enough for a corpse? That would be just a fine thing to be buried in...a Target rattan box, perhaps with a burlap liner. Cheap, enviornmentally friendly, and attractive. May have to get this into my will...
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    Hi, Happy! Please stay in our madness...do you know algebra? Having a great night...just got back from my nightly walk with Gus, and look out, guys...quite a full moon out there!
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    "Tar-jay"...this is the East Indian chain?
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    Ah! Mais, Non! C'est La Targette....!
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    Allo looks quite bored with us, the Great Unwashed... Patti, Allo and Gus are staring quite similarly...hilarious. We need to split-screen them. Okay, all you photo-pimpers...I agree, Gus needs a pipe and tweed jacket! ...The container aisle of TArget...Susie, carefully look in ALL of the said containers. Someone may have stuffed a spare mojo in...
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