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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
HEY!! Etta's moved over!! ...Now we gotta keep 'er here.. . . . . . .... Etta, you don't own a marsupial, do you? -
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:lol: Bygawd, the power of suggestion... . ... . . Don't know quite what to say about Jack's latest enlightening Phact, myself. He is going to bring it up for discussion in health class next week. I'll be interested to hear how it is received by twenty other thirteen- and fourteen-year-old boys. AND the teacher. -
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HEY!.. . . ..... .. . . . .. . . . . .... . .We got some new pholks entering the building?. ... . . . . .... . All right, then...perfect timing....I have a new edition of Jack's Phacts! You will note how the subject matter of these bits of fascinating trivia is subtly........ .. changing.. . ... . ..as The Ripper moves into teenagehood: ... -
:lol: ANNNNND... . .... .Our yeti. .. . ...and Fabio...... ...Carrot Top...weren't we all in a float together? One that involved machine-guns and a hot tub?. .. . .dear gawd...... . .. For all who have never ventured into the "Tickle Me Elbow" thread, please see pages 200-250... . . . ..... In fact, we regulars over there are constantly trying...
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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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I wanna have a Redbridge!! ((stamping foot)).. . ..... We do not have it up here..... -
No, no, no!! No more secrets.. . . ..No more back-of-the-medical-textbook....no more pathetic obscurity..... Righto! I smell a parade... . . ..... ...And I'll be the Marshall, the big duodenum leading the masses with a stiff endoscope hose as my baton....... There must be music, and floats... . .......ahh, another...
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Hey, now.. . . ....don't be just carelessly employing vowels, as they cost money. Um, as with Wheel of Fortune. . . . ....one always has to buy vowels, no?.... Secret spy names. . . .. .....I believe I would like to be called Ms. Maltodextrin. This adds a particular type of clandestine confusion and intrigue - - is she or is she not gluten-free...
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Gnick! How great to see (read?) youse! So sorry to hear about the offspring trials... . . ...here we all thought you were MIA because you were running....and running... ...AND running. . . ....fostering huge blisters..... methinks it makes sense, now....you ain't just running, you're running away, then..... -
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:D I misread the standings of the mushers in the Iditarod a couple of days ago - - thinking Michelle was in ninth, I was over the moon, but she was really in TWENTY-ninth, having started in the 39 spot. Now she's in nineteenth, so beginning to steadily move up. .. .she's still got 15 dogs pulling, which is terrific.. .. .... -
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Ohhhh, dear. . . . .. . . :unsure: Horrific earthquake on the northeast coast of Japan that has massive tsunami warnings affecting all countries of the Pacific Rim.. . . .. I'm thinking immediately of our Rah-shyellle, who just got to Hawaii and would have been evacuated a few hours ago... . . ...the waves are expected to hit there within the... -
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Dear gawd.. . .....story of my life... . ....how in hell does my main control system work?? Why is my house always dirty, my stomach always sticking out, my kids always yelling at each other... . ......what's the default? Who do I call?? -
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Um.. . . .Patteigh.. . . .....just a heads-up.. . .. . . .these are kids, so....... ..leave the ballcocks et al at home... . .. . . -
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......And ALSO not to mention that you are even closer to me, now, Patteigh... . .closer than when we had to drive all the way to PHILLY to see you...... .You're only nine hours away, now! And we keep talking about doing NYC again.. . . .. I was thinking more penis slings, anal glands and ballcocks. . . .... suspecting perhaps Patteigh was... -
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Kherrighnne, you must post more videos of the team's robotic adventures - - hopefully there will be some neat stuff you can film next week. .. . . ..such amazing work these kids do! -
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Holy crap.... . I is gonna be Kween for many, many harvests, methinks.. .. . ...... Michelle has made terrific, steady progress -- she is now in 9th place out of 61 remaining teams, and the only musher in the top fifteen with all sixteen dogs still running. HOW EXCITING!!!! :D -
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*****ANNNNNNNND THEY'RE OFF!!!***** Open Original Shared Link -
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So true.. .. . . . ...Low, your approach and outlook are admirable....... . ...you're my hero! -
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hey, like I said, perhaps BE has plans to bring you a big, 9x13 cake... . . . . .. Dear gawd, do not remind me.....I'm telling ya, what some of us will do to get people's attention, and then get them over here.. . . . .'twas deeply humiliating, undignified and somehow violating..... . . . ...but I had to do it for Psillyville..... ... -
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I know, I know... . . . .. . I think about past Psillies often. . .. .. .. . . ..don't forget Ptaoughmghmnuss. . . ...hope all are well, and jeez, it would be terrific to see them again! In the early pages when a lull would descend, I would venture out onto other threads and perform energetic song-and-dances, proclaiming our heelarryus... -
Bah... . ..I don't have any contracts in the Korean embassy.... . ...never mind.. .. . .....
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Dear gawd... . . .. . . :lol: I'm an ESL teacher, with a number of Japanese diplomats as students.......wonder if I could incorporate this film into one of my units?
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Yup.. . . .....my homemade, hanging earrings...... .. . .. .. -
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... . . Or make some....earrings? Necklace?.. . . .. ... -
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Me, too! This is exactly what I remember... . .. ...that sweet li'l thing.. . ...... Hang tough, Rah-shyellle.. ... . ...we're all thinking of you. :wub: -
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:lol: It WAS! Must get Jack back on those. .. . ... .. OMG.... . . . . ..DH would let a mellow yellow terlet sit and continue receiving contriutions for about a week before he would figger that it's time to flush... .. . .quite revolting. It's my one extravagance - - I flush after I pee, regardless of hue . .. . . . .. . ..