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  1. Now, THIS is worthy of much bragging. SO fantastic.. ..... .. . . .Trying to remember some of the band names from pages past.. . . .... Badass Snow Poodles? Expressed Anal Glands? Oracle POeter and the Fecal Matter? C'mon, guys, help me out here.. . ... ... . .we had all kinds! Man, I have this thing about...
  2. WORLD CUP!!! In less than two weeks!! :D Um.. .. . . ....what is the sign language for that? Grabbing of one's crotch? One's bum?
  3. Wow, Jyessss is off to Spain. . . . . ....!! This is fan-f*ckin'-TAS-tic. Where will you be en Espagne? I have always wanted to go to Spain and Portugal.. . . ...such beautiful places!
  4. Man, I want a husband/son like this!! How phabulous to have a guy around who can change yer spark plugs/oil, flush yer radiator, replace lights and sensors.. . . ..... . The guys around here can do garbage, walk dogs and clean kitchens quite passably. Oh, of course, and posit fascinating questions to ponder, inform me about the highest altitude on earth...
  5. Lord, I have all this to look forward to with Jack.... . . ....actually, there will be no car parts strewn about with him. ... . . ..I'll be seeing model pieces, papers on various theses, scribblings on life... . .... .and these things can take up nearly as much space, so I won't be getting off easy, to be sure. BUT -- no epoxy paint smell. 'Tis good. .....
  6. :lol: This is SoOooOoOoOo fantastically Seussian. .. ... . . ...I am going to put this on a T shirt....or a bumper sticker. Hilarious, and true. You are already fitting in here frighteningly well, Core-winn. This guy grows microwave ovens! Do you know enough about anal glands to hold up your end of a conversation...
  7. You're right. . .... . . .I must be more careful. In fact, that pic I re-posted may do nothing but drive away the most steadfast of males. We need to make things attractive to these males who happen upon us. Let's see.. . . . . .. . .... Or.... . . how about Wait, wait!. . . .. ...
  8. Wow. . . . ... . microwaving atop a mountain? Are you a small appliance repairman who gets major isolation pay for remote customer calls?... . . . Hey, Psilly newbie Korwyn! Welcome to our madness. . . . ......please stick around, as things get awfully funny around here. I have been particularly UNfunny the past, oh.. . . ...year or so. . .. ....but...
  9. Wow.. . . ........ . . .....lightning striking in TWO Psillies' places.. .. . .... and we're to get thunderstorms here today... Jyesss, did you sleep?? Crap, I'd be a veritable mess..... . . ...forget assessing and reporting data -- I would be unable to make coffee... . . ...
  10. Yep, 'tis certain.... . .. . .. ....but what's lurking behind that balloon?? Canna really make out his thumbs. . .. . ... . ...
  11. NAKUTAKIA MEMA QWA SIKU YAKO YA KUZALIWA, GNICK!!!! ( Swahili). . . ...... . . .. Yes, me too.. . ... ...! :lol: Paghteigh, I can just see you. . . . . . .
  12. Watch that back, Jyessss.. . . ..... How about super wide-leg Wranglers? Leg warmers? Hair scrunchies? High waisted, stove-pipe cut pants?? Man, I'd be larfin'.. ... . . .. And so would everyone else, I assume......hysterically..... ..... LOVE the av, Paghteeigh! Still can't believe you is movin' back up north.....
  13. Much like the many items of clothing that I have placed at the back of my cupboard and in the bottom drawer of my bureau.. . . ..the ones that I haven't fit into in quite some time, and I've lived without them for this long, and I have likely forgotten what in hell they ARE -- but I just canna toss 'em out.. . . . .... . . I think I need to move.
  14. Dear gawd..... . . ...thank heavens we have basements as regular features of our homes in this part of the world, otherwise I could not keep my six or seven big boxes full of... . . .....well, let's try to remember... . .. . ....photos.....university papers... . ..Archie comics . ...old tax receipts. .... . . ...... .where in hell do you guys STORE your canna...
  15. Hi, Joooooooodie!! :) SO great to hear from you! You sound terrific -- still unpacking? Bah! Who isn't?
  16. YES! Mygawd, I'm finding it more and more difficult. We get some wickedly heavy, sizzling hot air here through the summer, and I have never lived with air conditioning. The past couple of years we have talked about having it put in because I canna STAND it some days. Then we remember what it would cost, and turn the floor fans up higher.... . . . ...
  17. A Psooooozle drive-by! Gads, I was yearning to hear that you've been away due to all the time requirements involved in the new, incredible, fairy-tale relationship you've begun with the man of all our dreams (um, barring POeter, methinks), or in the high-falutin', high-paying career you've begun... ... . . ....but it's been yer computer keeping youse away...
  18. Oh, it's a WONDERFUL balance... . .....,..for I only weigh SIXTY! . . .. ........kilograms. . . . . .....
  19. I have seen this woman's "work" before. .. . ......... .look at the expression on the face of this poor dog... .. ....... .
  20. Hey, gang! Well, we Canucks have our long weekend now, a week before our southern neighboUrs - -this is Victoria Weekend, when we celebrate Queen Vicki's birthday. She was quite a monarch, and I am so pleased that we venerate her as we do here. She was one of the first users of chloroform as an anaesthetic during childbirth. She publicly praised and...
  21. OMG. .. . . thighs shaped like maple leaves... . . .. . . .now THAT would be a true Canadian.......! Hmm.... . ..... . ..they are probably boring, hard to work with, expensive and high-maintenance. I just want the regular men - - much more exciting, bad for my health, easy to be with, can pick 'em up in any fast food joint. . .... . ... But...
  22. 'Morning, Peeps! Gah! I do hope they were shaped like veritable maple leaves. . .. . ...!
  23. You is phunneee, Kherrighnne... . . . ..... ...psychopathic beans....... . .. Well.. . . ........likely a prudent move, as there could have been li'l black beans hidden, scattered within the text of those posts lurking behind you. . . ... . . . .... I must be tired.. .. . ...these things are really crackin' me up.... ... . . ...
  24. Hmm.... .I need one 'o those set in my kitchen every night before bed, right by the fridge door.. . . perhaps then I wouldn't venture in there @ midnight. . . . ....my kids could let me out of the cage each morning.... . . . Hi, Kaw-knee! I have made these regularly - - they are delicious, and really moist!
  25. Gads, I wish my butt would hang up on me.. . ......or not hang at ALL -- that and me boobs.. . . . .. Rah-shyellle's ferry adventures! Quite the developments o'er here...... . . .with all that's been happening with me mom and life generally, I haven't mentioned here the adventure we've been having with our visiting mouse. A couple of weeks ago...
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