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  1. :lol: excellent Yes' tis legendary......the plebeians (read: non-cOeliacs) don't know this, however. Only you sillies can really appreciate what talent and Herculean effort this takes. Huge guffaw at the idea of the Fart Chart and indeed, why HAVEN"T we done this before? (400 calories) :lol: ------- > ad nauseum...
  2. :lol: :lol: RIP VAN STINKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 200 calories, thank you Julie. OMG - did I tell you guys I got a marriage proposal last night? He was 25, besotted and more than tipsy.....gads.........last night I was attracting young'uns, so had PART of my mojo......yet, when I approached a BEAUTIFUL man at this other...
  3. :lol: ------ > etc. (taht is my new symbol for 25 LOL emoticons and by that I DO mean cackling smiley faces and NOT Lady of Leeeeeeeeeezure suits) mygawd......forgot to tell you yesterday how outrageously funny that is. Um......this......exorbitant level of fartage......affect the marriage much? San Fernando Valley? Dude...
  4. *snoooooort* um, hi, hello, guess what Ptaum, I ALSO was an extra in TWO movies!!!!!!!!!! ha ha, one in Fresno and one, EdTV w/ my deep love (until he became weird and stinky ) Matthew McConnaughey. I was on set w/ MM the day we filmed, and nearly fainted. I WANT TO BE AN EXTRA FULL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. This is HEINOUS!!!!!!!!!!! OMG - honey - if I lived closer - - I would take GREAT PLEASURE in coming out there w/ a can of whoopass and my Iriquois Skull Cracker............. I kid you not when I say it would put the fear of God in them........... so glad you're watching out for each other. My advice is - LOOK THEM dead in the eye, give...
  6. Mango, Mango, Mango. Every time I read one of your threads, it ends up costing me more money. :lol: But more important, Good Lord, I REALLY wish I didn't know about these cookies.....am heading there today and OBVIOUSLY will have to buy some and then.........well, we know what that means. Most likely the entire package will be devoured...
  7. <busted for over-emoticonage - now sullenly removing me smilies> mygawd, Colleen, that is unbelievable.....may I ask what kind of cancer? Must have given you an entirely different outlook on life.....not your NORMAL high school experience....but anywho, quite marvelous that you survived, no? (smiley face) ...
  8. EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! Um, in MOnterey, it never got icky nor did it smell, and since I lived alone, I didn't mind. And please note, when guests came, I FLUSHED EVERY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG - I have just ordered the veloUr LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZURE suit in raisin. Thanks Julie, I'll send you the bill.
  9. OMG!! the saddest velour report!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, the prices are SO cheap on that website because there's........nothing LEFT. Also, in the store, not a SINGLE STITCH of velour - they were all shipped off somewhere. So Susie's spreading arse is still velour-less. NIKKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know what that show is but I"M COMING...
  10. :lol: flushing the toilet..............luxury............... my what SUB standards we have, Miss Em. BEV!!!!!!!!!! So glad you're feeling better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You'll be on the slopes by......next ski season, my prediction!!!!!!!!! And speaking of skiing - - mygawd, it would NOT occur to me to not shower, shave, put on makeup (light back...
  11. Oh, good news! I am heading over to my mom's to pilfer things (she is out of town for two weeks, but I do pilfer w/ permission), and there is an Old Navy right by there. We do have Macy's, however I HATE to go there as it is in the mall......remember, the ONLY mall exception made is for that most magical of all places, Anthropologie. Okay LOL suit...
  12. Peter :lol: OMG I do have some junk in the trunk.........SO wish they sold them as separates! I think they will run small......will need a LARGE for me ARSE (I don't like them to fit tight - horrors) and a medium top (sufficient to cover the paucity of breastage ) excellent for taking the BINS out, have seen my darling, perfect...
  13. Very good news!!!!! Sounds like a keeper. If you take your own gluten-free soy sauce, I bet he can prepare almost anything for you. (this post made me CRAVE chinese food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
  14. :lol: :lol: :lol: disappeared like a trompe l'oeil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I musta burned.........100 calories on that...... (NOT ) Okay......I have recently taken interest and am in fact - JUST NOW - coveting same.....I cannot figure out how and where to buy them. Because, I have broad shoulders and .......a booty, but no boobs...
  15. 'Tis the exact same!!!!!!!! forgot to tell you I was so disturbed I had to look it up on the website. Looks much more rounded and just.......well just WRONG in person. Had to circle it in the parking lot. :lol: Love the outfit. Um, I actually SHOWER, blow-dry, and put on full makeup before the gym. Most of the time. I still...
  16. Stepford is not a zero......she's quite tall and she's around 65-ish, could be a senior model, she is easily a size 12. but guess what, JENN is a size ZERO. Yeah, it's really fun going out in public w/ her.....she's 5' 8" with hair down almost to her waist.......and there is Susie - - INVISIBLE.........I don't think any man has ever talked to me whilst...
  17. 'Tis so true, and I always wondered why the terms changed in the US......must look into linguistic shift. Probably becasue too many cultures amalgamated.........but why did a jumper change to sweater? and why in hell is it called a jumper anyway? OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aesthetic Vehicular Felony sighted todya......there is a new...
  18. matched outfits. HATE that. Hate especially all the thin young 'uns in their Juicy Couture velour matching sweats. Size 2, usually. Well, am jealous, to be truthful. 'Tis neither a hallway NOR a lobby here. 'tis the foyer or, front entry hall. wacky. OMG - Gail is the wackiest of all. Extremely entertaining...
  19. Um, excuse me, you look QUITE glorious and nothing like ill-kempt in your photo, you SILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (of course, methinks this is the influence of Mango's Mineral Makeup cult thread) I think she is always a bit astonished at me.......I HAVE gone to mailbox in my robe, whilst living here. I miss Monterey, I made my house into...
  20. OMG - you should SEE what I wear whilst at home typing or working.....I actually DO run out to mailbox in such scroungy attire, speedy fast......like a stealthy, slovenly, ill-kempt middle-aged bullet. To make up for this, I put makeup on EVERY SINGLE DAY, in case Stepford pops in, or in case there's a.....tsunami or something and I must dash out...
  21. I have to tell you guys what Stepford did....... so yesterday about 5 p.m., Annie and I returned home. I went out to the mailbox, I actually had real clothing on for once rather than sweats/pj's (my normal slovenly attire for venturing out to get the mail). So, Stepford comes out to check mail also, and she is in sweats/tennies. Now, do you...
  22. In this case, we must send Peter as our envoy.....I don't think Scott would even be-LEEEVE or accept that he's a silly........... *snooooooort* :lol: frenzied text........
  23. ah, lurvely beast with sparkling breath! she said ghetto arse Amanda! Heinous!!!!!!!!!!!! So glad they are moving! I would be a bit careful the next few days, though, they could get really awful since they know they are leaving.... :lol: Yes, Scott devises way to torture us - he especially likes to torture The Sillies...
  24. :lol: absolutely brilliant idea.........let's round up all of our unwanted drugs, Jess can go as emissary and fill our requests..... Nicola - - biscuits here are the most YUMMY YUMMY EVIL flaky baked flour-y....rolls? how do we explain a biscuit? 'tis a sticky, yeasty dough rolled out flat, cut into circle shapes and then baked - hence puffing up...
  25. oh dear gawd.......but........if it's a SMALL amount of gluten - I would have a reaction.....(unlike the time I ate half a pizza - just got depressed for two weeks) probably not.....a distinctly southern US tradition :lol: :lol: Lemme know where it is - I'll join you and get my other old lady friends
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