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    After sitting through the twenty-third example about playing cards in his probability class, the student raised his hand to complain: "Professor, all this talk makes me feel like I
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    Multiple Choice: Which of the following is the most different? A ) A Ph.D. in Mathematical Biology B ) A Ph.D. in Theoretical Mathematics C ) A Ph.D. in Statistics D ) A large pepperoni pizza Answer: B - the other three can all feed a family of four.
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    I am strongly leaning towards the Big Island as I'd like to go to Volcanoes. When traveling I prefer to go and see things that are unique to an area. The Farmer's Market is a great suggestion, as is the arboretum. Pearl Harbor is on the list to connect with history. Maybe the hike up Diamond Head. I'm less interested in looking through shops or...
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    Hidey Ho fellow travelers. I'm expecting to be in Hawai'i at the end of October. Will be on Oahu for about a week, with only a couple days of that for personal time, and I'm planning to take an extra 5 days or so for fun. Where should I go? All suggestions welcome!
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    whelp, Celiac is known to cause flattened silli, but it usually comes back. Have you tried running through the neighbourhood screeming 'call 911'?
  6. Jestgar
    why not try making something of your own by mixing your favorite oil with coconut oil (for solidity)? Maybe almond oil or something tasty like that.
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    Aww man...Susie has all the fun The most exciting thing I did yesterday was buy chicken food
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    :lol:
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    I forgot how much that guy got around.
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    I'll be expecting it in the middle of the night, followed immediately by a loud scream as you are flung into the air. Only those close to you will hear the cat peeing her pants laughing....
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    Open Original Shared Link Open Original Shared Link
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    I canna rrecoverr mine. It was on the stewed computer and I have yet to buy the device that will allow me to use that drive.
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    Since my kitchen is in disarray, my dryer is also not hooked up so I've been line drying. I switched out my sheets and made a discovery - flannel is not meant to be baked dry on a clothes line. It was like sleeping between sheets of sandpaper. On the up side, I figure this whole body exfoliation woulda cost me a fortune at a spa.
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    :lol: I didn't know that!! Minimul motivation this morning. Didn't even drag my butt outta bed until 6:30. Gotta figure out sump'n t'eat.
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    :huh:
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    Dude..Get a labtop so you can talk to us on the toity. And those surprise mimi pop-ins 'll scare the crap outta ya and make the job easier.
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    A horse, a termite, a carpenter, a baby seal, and a statistician walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says
  18. Jestgar
    I find that dumping a potted plant over near anything that needs to be cleaned works really well. When whoever shows up you greet them with exasperation saying "I just finish cleaning and the cat goes and does this. Do you mind if we just hang out in the other room?" I have a lot of plants :ph34r:
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    hmmm.....a humourless ranger and we are already dangling yeti ballcocks. Things get scary quick around here.
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    :lol: :lol:
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    all waitin' for someone else to say sump'n funny....
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    If you take a large enough random sampling you have a good chance of having the answer within your sample. For example, if we poll 6 boys in a camp cabin, and discover that all have names that start with J, we can conclude that either: a- every boys name at that camp begins with J or, b- six isn't a very big sample...
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    One day there was a fire in a wastebasket in the office of the Dean of Sciences. In rushed a physicist, a chemist, and a statistician. The physicist immediately starts to work on how much energy would have to be removed from the fire to stop the combustion. The chemist works on which reagent would have to be added to the fire to prevent oxidation. While they...
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    Exploring statistics opens you up to a whole knew realm of really lame jokes: A statistician's wife had twins. He was delighted. He rang the minister who was also delighted. "Bring them to church on Sunday and we'll baptize them," said the minister. "No," replied the statistician. "Baptize one. We'll keep the other as a control."
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