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  1. Jestgar
    No Christmas for me. I have boatloads of work. But I'm planning a holiday party in, oh, February or so. Anyone wanna come?
  2. Jestgar
    I'd bet on that. It's taken me a long time to be able to eat a lot of fiber at once. Try lentils OR brown rice, but maybe not both together. And maybe not as much as you'd normally eat. You wouldn't use an abrasive scrub on a healing cut on your skin, think of high fiber foods as a bit abrasive.
  3. Jestgar
    I think you look adorable in your current avatar
  4. Jestgar
    Or conduct one
  5. Jestgar
    AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! sorry, I just thought that must be what you really want to post
  6. Jestgar
    <insert completely shocked emoticon> (I'm not tellin')
  7. Jestgar
    AAAAgggg I believe I was so transparent!! And here I thought I was being all clever and stuff. What's a girl supposed to do after all that talk about his "inseam" :ph34r: No, but really Tom, size doesn't matter.....
  8. Jestgar
    I'm not tellin
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  10. Jestgar
    Maybe just enough to dissolve the seat of his pants...
  11. Jestgar
    Yikes. I don't even want to tell you how I was planning on disposing of my first husbands body.
  12. Jestgar
    Maybe it just means that you've finally found an MD that cares...
  13. Jestgar
    Coconut oil? You'd have to fix up your own tiny container.
  14. Jestgar
    This'll probably get deleted, but it's the title of a spam email I just got "If your warrior of love is too small, you may lose this war"
  15. Jestgar
    :lol:
  16. Jestgar
    hmmmm, very ill-defined endpoint. I'll need a lot of data points to make this statistically significant. volunteers??
  17. Jestgar
    You gotta get some new friends :lol:
  18. Jestgar
    You have the perfect "re-gift"! "Here you are, home-made cookies!"
  19. Jestgar
    oh yeah... at least my feet are finally warm The lab coat reference reminded me that for my next audition for the musical theater I'm going to sing "I feel pretty" while putting on my very sensible shoes, lab coat, safety goggles, giant cryogloves, and putting my hair into the cabbage patch topknot. Maybe I can start coloring my feet to improve...
  20. Jestgar
    I can't even remember what I wore yesterday...
  21. Jestgar
    :o :lol: Sounds like something I'd do when I've had too much to drink.
  22. Jestgar
    Isn't this what that BadAssPoodles will become when they all hit their 70's?
  23. Jestgar
    Aarrgghh Spent the weekend fielding phone calls from worried mom's thinking the (now semi-bald) yeti is going to snatch their poodles to use as ear muffs. That extra ear is coming in handy. Yep, Emily's hubby is correct, the insurance company said no reimbursement on the yeti damage. We're thinking of suing the metallic glue people to recoup our losses...
  24. Jestgar
    I'm actually very worried. I had just finished preparing to do the testing when my arm was bumped and somehow I managed to inject myself with pure yeti DNA. What will happen if it integrates into my own genome? Could my hair possibly look any worse than it does now? Will I have to clean my shower drain every day? And those huge feet! I'll never...
  25. Jestgar
    I hope so. There's no telling what the brief electric zaps as sprinkler water hit is head did to his thought processes. I'm afraid he may be planning to lead a furred revolution, collecting up as many willing participants as he can find, and convincing them to table dance at some of the finest restaurants in NY wearing only bikinis. I know he's be watching...
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